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So if you were Immortan Joe ...

Started by Syt, June 01, 2015, 02:15:30 PM

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... who would be your favorite wife?

Splendid Angharad
15 (41.7%)
Toast the Knowing
3 (8.3%)
Capable
7 (19.4%)
The Dag
5 (13.9%)
Cheedo the Fragile
6 (16.7%)
I'd take Immortan Joe instead, thankyouverymuch.
0 (0%)

Total Members Voted: 35

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Monoriu

#30
June 01, 2015, 10:59:00 PM
The Dag.

Valmy

#31
June 02, 2015, 08:04:13 AM Last Edit: June 02, 2015, 08:06:00 AM by Valmy
Quote from: Caliga on June 01, 2015, 03:29:10 PM
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There was a 14 year old at my buddy's wedding in Toronto that looked like Jessica Rabbit.
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It happens. There was a 13 year old boy I knew in 8th grade who looked like a 25 year old underwear model. Women would constantly hit on him only to be really embarrassed.

Anyway I have not seen the movie but based on the picture the top one.  :cool:
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lustindarkness

#32
June 02, 2015, 02:26:55 PM
If I was as handsome as Immortan Joe (I can dream right?), I would have done exactly as he did and have all 5 of them up in my citadel. I'd take Furiosa too.
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Caliga

#33
June 02, 2015, 02:28:42 PM
Quote from: lustindarkness on June 02, 2015, 02:26:55 PM
I'd take Furiosa too.
She would need to grow her hair out first tho.  No chicks who look like Sinbad O'Connor.
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The Brain

#34
June 02, 2015, 04:08:37 PM
Skinhead O'Connor?
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

Eddie Teach

#35
June 02, 2015, 04:16:29 PM
Quote from: Caliga on June 02, 2015, 02:28:42 PM
Quote from: lustindarkness on June 02, 2015, 02:26:55 PM
I'd take Furiosa too.
She would need to grow her hair out first tho.  No chicks who look like Sinbad O'Connor.

I don't like the buzz cut either, but the missing hand freaks me out more.
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Queequeg

#36
June 02, 2015, 04:44:33 PM
Two way tie between Splendid and Cheedo, went with Cheedo because I thought she'd need help.
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Barrister

#37
June 02, 2015, 04:51:31 PM
Quote from: Queequeg on June 02, 2015, 04:44:33 PM
Two way tie between Splendid and Cheedo, went with Cheedo because I thought she'd need help.

The question is "if you were Immortan Joe".

You're not in this hypothetical to help people - you're a brutal apocalyptic warlord who takes what he wants!
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The Larch

#38
June 02, 2015, 04:55:17 PM
If you want to see if they clean up nicely:

Splendid



Capable



Toast



Dag



Cheedo

The Larch

#39
June 02, 2015, 04:56:29 PM
And for the discerning gentleman or lady, Mr. Joe.

Admiral Yi

#40
June 02, 2015, 04:56:38 PM
Cheedo.  Yum.
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