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Title: How American are you? Take the alternative citizenship quiz!
Post by: Syt on December 16, 2013, 12:54:30 PM
In response to the "How British Are You" thread where I scored "Probably American".

http://www.csmonitor.com/USA/2012/0703/Are-you-a-Real-American-Take-the-alternative-citizenship-quiz/What-is-Bruce-Springsteen-s-song-Born-in-the-USA-about

I got 70% right.

Quote70 percent or higher? You're an American pop culture aficionado. What's more American than the Simpsons and a big ol' jar of mayonnaise, right?
Title: Re: How American are you? Take the alternative citizenship quiz!
Post by: garbon on December 16, 2013, 01:01:20 PM
57% :D
Title: Re: How American are you? Take the alternative citizenship quiz!
Post by: Eddie Teach on December 16, 2013, 01:07:29 PM
78%

Real Americans don't know condiment sales numbers.  :huh:
Title: Re: How American are you? Take the alternative citizenship quiz!
Post by: crazy canuck on December 16, 2013, 01:08:37 PM
I stopped after the second question about Big Macs.   I got the born in the USA question.  I havent eaten at Mcdonalds in over 20 years.  They serve burgers without tomatoes?   :x
Title: Re: How American are you? Take the alternative citizenship quiz!
Post by: Eddie Teach on December 16, 2013, 01:10:24 PM
Quote from: crazy canuck on December 16, 2013, 01:08:37 PM
They serve burgers without tomatoes?   :x

Yep, and some people like DGuller eat them.  :wacko:
Title: Re: How American are you? Take the alternative citizenship quiz!
Post by: Ideologue on December 16, 2013, 01:10:34 PM
83%.  I'm the Real America.
Title: Re: How American are you? Take the alternative citizenship quiz!
Post by: Grey Fox on December 16, 2013, 01:12:34 PM
61%

CC, you are weird.
Title: Re: How American are you? Take the alternative citizenship quiz!
Post by: katmai on December 16, 2013, 01:13:00 PM
78%
Title: Re: How American are you? Take the alternative citizenship quiz!
Post by: Ideologue on December 16, 2013, 01:13:56 PM
Two of the ones I got wrong were food questions.  The Big Mac and Philly cheesesteak ones, specifically.

I got the mayonnaise question right.  I just used what I know about my people. <_<
Title: Re: How American are you? Take the alternative citizenship quiz!
Post by: Baron von Schtinkenbutt on December 16, 2013, 01:14:08 PM
78%

Question 5 was too easy. :whistle:
Title: Re: How American are you? Take the alternative citizenship quiz!
Post by: CountDeMoney on December 16, 2013, 01:16:32 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on December 16, 2013, 01:10:34 PM
83%.  I'm the Real America.

Ditto.   Stupid mayonnaise.  :mad:
Title: Re: How American are you? Take the alternative citizenship quiz!
Post by: Caliga on December 16, 2013, 01:19:53 PM
91%

I guessed right that they wanted you to answer 'Cheez Wiz' for the cheesesteak question, but that answer is BULLSHIT.  A real Philly Cheesesteak should be made with provolone or American 'cheese'.
Title: Re: How American are you? Take the alternative citizenship quiz!
Post by: katmai on December 16, 2013, 01:20:33 PM
Quote from: Caliga on December 16, 2013, 01:19:53 PM
91%

I guessed right that they wanted you to answer 'Cheez Wiz' for the cheesesteak question, but that answer is BULLSHIT.  A real Philly Cheesesteak should be made with provolone or American 'cheese'.

Yeah i got that one wrong because of that bullshit, that and mayo.
Title: Re: How American are you? Take the alternative citizenship quiz!
Post by: Darth Wagtaros on December 16, 2013, 01:22:56 PM
70%
Title: Re: How American are you? Take the alternative citizenship quiz!
Post by: Eddie Teach on December 16, 2013, 01:25:11 PM
I missed: Cheesesteak, Coca Cola, Condiments, Catcher, and Rat Pack.
Title: Re: How American are you? Take the alternative citizenship quiz!
Post by: crazy canuck on December 16, 2013, 01:26:23 PM
Quote from: Grey Fox on December 16, 2013, 01:12:34 PM
CC, you are weird.

Lots of better options
Title: Re: How American are you? Take the alternative citizenship quiz!
Post by: DGuller on December 16, 2013, 01:28:23 PM
Quote from: garbon on December 16, 2013, 01:01:20 PM
57% :D
Same here. :unsure:
Title: Re: How American are you? Take the alternative citizenship quiz!
Post by: Grey Fox on December 16, 2013, 01:30:22 PM
@PW

Aren't you from Georgia? I always expected that particular tidbit to be plaster all over the streets of Atlanta.
Title: Re: How American are you? Take the alternative citizenship quiz!
Post by: Grey Fox on December 16, 2013, 01:31:01 PM
Quote from: crazy canuck on December 16, 2013, 01:26:23 PM
Quote from: Grey Fox on December 16, 2013, 01:12:34 PM
CC, you are weird.

Lots of better options

Yes but I don't understand how the lack of tomatoes can make you :puke:
Title: Re: How American are you? Take the alternative citizenship quiz!
Post by: DGuller on December 16, 2013, 01:31:58 PM
Tomatoes belong in the salad, not in your burger.
Title: Re: How American are you? Take the alternative citizenship quiz!
Post by: crazy canuck on December 16, 2013, 01:34:35 PM
Quote from: DGuller on December 16, 2013, 01:31:58 PM
Tomatoes belong in the salad, not in your burger.

Well maybe not in your burger.  But assuming good taste, it a basic ingredient of a burger.
Title: Re: How American are you? Take the alternative citizenship quiz!
Post by: DGuller on December 16, 2013, 01:38:24 PM
Quote from: crazy canuck on December 16, 2013, 01:34:35 PM
Quote from: DGuller on December 16, 2013, 01:31:58 PM
Tomatoes belong in the salad, not in your burger.

Well maybe not in your burger.  But assuming good taste, it a basic ingredient of a burger.
Lettuce and tomatoes confuse the taste of the burger.  It's supposed to be a meat dish, you won't make amends for it by adding a slice of tomato on top of the patty.
Title: Re: How American are you? Take the alternative citizenship quiz!
Post by: frunk on December 16, 2013, 01:39:02 PM
Untouched or sliced tomatoes are an abomination, and only through chopping or saucing can they reach their ideal state.
Title: Re: How American are you? Take the alternative citizenship quiz!
Post by: crazy canuck on December 16, 2013, 01:40:35 PM
Quote from: DGuller on December 16, 2013, 01:38:24 PM
Quote from: crazy canuck on December 16, 2013, 01:34:35 PM
Quote from: DGuller on December 16, 2013, 01:31:58 PM
Tomatoes belong in the salad, not in your burger.

Well maybe not in your burger.  But assuming good taste, it a basic ingredient of a burger.
Lettuce and tomatoes confuse the taste of the burger.  It's supposed to be a meat dish, you won't make amends for it by adding a slice of tomato on top of the patty.

If I want a meat dish, I eat a meat dish - usually a steak.  If I want a burger, I make a burger.
Title: Re: How American are you? Take the alternative citizenship quiz!
Post by: ulmont on December 16, 2013, 01:42:34 PM
Quote from: Grey Fox on December 16, 2013, 01:30:22 PM
@PW

Aren't you from Georgia? I always expected that particular tidbit to be plaster all over the streets of Atlanta.

It is.  Or at least at the World of Coke (downtown Atlanta).
Title: Re: How American are you? Take the alternative citizenship quiz!
Post by: Eddie Teach on December 16, 2013, 01:46:15 PM
Quote from: Grey Fox on December 16, 2013, 01:30:22 PM
@PW

Aren't you from Georgia? I always expected that particular tidbit to be plaster all over the streets of Atlanta.

I overthought it, mistakenly believed Pemberton had a Pennsylvania connection.

I know Coca-Cola's hq is there.
Title: Re: How American are you? Take the alternative citizenship quiz!
Post by: HVC on December 16, 2013, 01:47:28 PM
I got 74. Fucking free bird.
Title: Re: How American are you? Take the alternative citizenship quiz!
Post by: Ideologue on December 16, 2013, 01:55:30 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on December 16, 2013, 01:46:15 PM
Quote from: Grey Fox on December 16, 2013, 01:30:22 PM
@PW

Aren't you from Georgia? I always expected that particular tidbit to be plaster all over the streets of Atlanta.

I overthought it, mistakenly believed Pemberton had a Pennsylvania connection.

I know Coca-Cola's hq is there.

And the museum.  Which I didn't get to visit during my last trip to Atlanta due to time constraints and the city streets teeming with criminals.
Title: Re: How American are you? Take the alternative citizenship quiz!
Post by: garbon on December 16, 2013, 02:11:34 PM
Quote from: katmai on December 16, 2013, 01:20:33 PM
Quote from: Caliga on December 16, 2013, 01:19:53 PM
91%

I guessed right that they wanted you to answer 'Cheez Wiz' for the cheesesteak question, but that answer is BULLSHIT.  A real Philly Cheesesteak should be made with provolone or American 'cheese'.

Yeah i got that one wrong because of that bullshit, that and mayo.

I though I had read recently that salsa had overtaken things.
Title: Re: How American are you? Take the alternative citizenship quiz!
Post by: Ideologue on December 16, 2013, 02:19:34 PM
I don't understand how salsa is so expensive at the store, but they give to you free at Mexican restaurants. :(
Title: Re: How American are you? Take the alternative citizenship quiz!
Post by: garbon on December 16, 2013, 02:20:45 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on December 16, 2013, 02:19:34 PM
I don't understand how salsa is so expensive at the store, but they give to you free at Mexican restaurants. :(

In the city, you often get the opportunity to pay for it. :D
Title: Re: How American are you? Take the alternative citizenship quiz!
Post by: Ideologue on December 16, 2013, 02:22:45 PM
Man.  Someday a real rain will come.
Title: Re: How American are you? Take the alternative citizenship quiz!
Post by: Barrister on December 16, 2013, 02:26:10 PM
Quote from: DGuller on December 16, 2013, 01:38:24 PM
Quote from: crazy canuck on December 16, 2013, 01:34:35 PM
Quote from: DGuller on December 16, 2013, 01:31:58 PM
Tomatoes belong in the salad, not in your burger.

Well maybe not in your burger.  But assuming good taste, it a basic ingredient of a burger.
Lettuce and tomatoes confuse the taste of the burger.  It's supposed to be a meat dish, you won't make amends for it by adding a slice of tomato on top of the patty.

:wacko:

A Burger is a sandwich.  A sandwich typically contains meat, a vegetable, and maybe cheese.
Title: Re: How American are you? Take the alternative citizenship quiz!
Post by: The Brain on December 16, 2013, 02:28:07 PM
A burger is generic sausage. It is known.
Title: Re: How American are you? Take the alternative citizenship quiz!
Post by: Eddie Teach on December 16, 2013, 02:42:57 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on December 16, 2013, 02:19:34 PM
I don't understand how salsa is so expensive at the store, but they give to you free at Mexican restaurants. :(

The store kind is better.
Title: Re: How American are you? Take the alternative citizenship quiz!
Post by: crazy canuck on December 16, 2013, 02:44:12 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on December 16, 2013, 02:19:34 PM
I don't understand how salsa is so expensive at the store, but they give to you free at Mexican restaurants. :(

They build it into the price of the rest of the food :secret:
Title: Re: How American are you? Take the alternative citizenship quiz!
Post by: Baron von Schtinkenbutt on December 16, 2013, 02:52:50 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on December 16, 2013, 02:19:34 PM
I don't understand how salsa is so expensive at the store, but they give to you free at Mexican restaurants. :(

Its cheap when the store is a Mexican supermarket. :P
Title: Re: How American are you? Take the alternative citizenship quiz!
Post by: garbon on December 16, 2013, 02:57:42 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on December 16, 2013, 02:42:57 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on December 16, 2013, 02:19:34 PM
I don't understand how salsa is so expensive at the store, but they give to you free at Mexican restaurants. :(

The store kind is better.

You like the taste of preservatives?
Title: Re: How American are you? Take the alternative citizenship quiz!
Post by: Eddie Teach on December 16, 2013, 03:01:32 PM
Quote from: garbon on December 16, 2013, 02:57:42 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on December 16, 2013, 02:42:57 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on December 16, 2013, 02:19:34 PM
I don't understand how salsa is so expensive at the store, but they give to you free at Mexican restaurants. :(

The store kind is better.

You like the taste of preservatives?

I like the chunks of peppers and tomatoes. Salsa that's just sauce is boring.
Title: Re: How American are you? Take the alternative citizenship quiz!
Post by: Agelastus on December 16, 2013, 03:03:20 PM
Well, I thought I'd better take this test given my result in the "British" test.

Unfortunately, the website is refusing to tell me how much I scored... :unsure:
Title: Re: How American are you? Take the alternative citizenship quiz!
Post by: garbon on December 16, 2013, 03:03:57 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on December 16, 2013, 03:01:32 PM
Quote from: garbon on December 16, 2013, 02:57:42 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on December 16, 2013, 02:42:57 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on December 16, 2013, 02:19:34 PM
I don't understand how salsa is so expensive at the store, but they give to you free at Mexican restaurants. :(

The store kind is better.

You like the taste of preservatives?

I like the chunks of peppers and tomatoes. Salsa that's just sauce is boring.

Ah gotcha. I dislike chunks and happy that it is rarer to have them at a restaurant. :D
Title: Re: How American are you? Take the alternative citizenship quiz!
Post by: grumbler on December 16, 2013, 03:04:11 PM
The McD's question was really a reference to an old ad campaign jingle, not to the sandwich per se.  I don't think I've ever eaten a Big Mac, but knew that answer.

I got 83%.  Missed BitUSA because I thought the question was about the album (didn't read closely enough), Free as a Bird (never listened to that song), Red Sox, and mayo.

I don't think that test measures much, nor was it intended to, but it was fun.
Title: Re: How American are you? Take the alternative citizenship quiz!
Post by: Sophie Scholl on December 16, 2013, 03:05:11 PM
Fucking Mayo.  Ruined my perfect score. <_<  "You answered 22 of 23 questions correctly for a total score of 96%.   90 percent or higher? You bleed red, white, and blue. Fourth of July might just be your favorite holiday."  I find that kind of amusing, as I would move to Canada if I could. :lol:
Title: Re: How American are you? Take the alternative citizenship quiz!
Post by: derspiess on December 16, 2013, 03:30:34 PM
87%  I missed the condiment question, Free Bird, and the original Rat Pack leader.  Only ashamed at missing the last one.  In retrospect I went for the "too obvious to be correct" answer.
Title: Re: How American are you? Take the alternative citizenship quiz!
Post by: Maximus on December 16, 2013, 03:32:54 PM
What a ridiculous quiz. "American-ness" isn't defined by pop culture knowledge.
Title: Re: How American are you? Take the alternative citizenship quiz!
Post by: HVC on December 16, 2013, 03:43:40 PM
Says the Canadian living in America :P
Title: Re: How American are you? Take the alternative citizenship quiz!
Post by: Maximus on December 16, 2013, 03:49:24 PM
Most Canadians live in America.
Title: Re: How American are you? Take the alternative citizenship quiz!
Post by: DGuller on December 16, 2013, 04:06:57 PM
Quote from: Benedict Arnold on December 16, 2013, 03:05:11 PM
Fucking Mayo.  Ruined my perfect score. <_<  "You answered 22 of 23 questions correctly for a total score of 96%.   90 percent or higher? You bleed red, white, and blue. Fourth of July might just be your favorite holiday."  I find that kind of amusing, as I would move to Canada if I could. :lol:
Not to mention your user name.
Title: Re: How American are you? Take the alternative citizenship quiz!
Post by: Sophie Scholl on December 16, 2013, 04:11:12 PM
Why, what ever could you mean, sir?  The greatest fighting general of the American War of Independence was instrumental in keeping the cause alive.  Sure, there was some... controversy over his later career choices, but before 1779 he was possibly second only to Washington in importance to American survival.
Title: Re: How American are you? Take the alternative citizenship quiz!
Post by: katmai on December 16, 2013, 04:23:11 PM
Quote from: garbon on December 16, 2013, 02:11:34 PM
Quote from: katmai on December 16, 2013, 01:20:33 PM
Quote from: Caliga on December 16, 2013, 01:19:53 PM
91%

I guessed right that they wanted you to answer 'Cheez Wiz' for the cheesesteak question, but that answer is BULLSHIT.  A real Philly Cheesesteak should be made with provolone or American 'cheese'.

Yeah i got that one wrong because of that bullshit, that and mayo.

I though I had read recently that salsa had overtaken things.
So had I.
Title: Re: How American are you? Take the alternative citizenship quiz!
Post by: crazy canuck on December 16, 2013, 04:25:01 PM
Quote from: katmai on December 16, 2013, 04:23:11 PM
Quote from: garbon on December 16, 2013, 02:11:34 PM
Quote from: katmai on December 16, 2013, 01:20:33 PM
Quote from: Caliga on December 16, 2013, 01:19:53 PM
91%

I guessed right that they wanted you to answer 'Cheez Wiz' for the cheesesteak question, but that answer is BULLSHIT.  A real Philly Cheesesteak should be made with provolone or American 'cheese'.

Yeah i got that one wrong because of that bullshit, that and mayo.

I though I had read recently that salsa had overtaken things.
So had I.

We eat a lot of salsa now.  It has become the goto snack food for the boys after school.  They pull out some tortilla chips and salsa and will go through a jar or two.
Title: Re: How American are you? Take the alternative citizenship quiz!
Post by: Ed Anger on December 16, 2013, 04:25:01 PM
Steak is well done and covered in ketchup and A1 sauce. FACT.
Title: Re: How American are you? Take the alternative citizenship quiz!
Post by: crazy canuck on December 16, 2013, 04:25:39 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on December 16, 2013, 04:25:01 PM
Steak is well done and covered in ketchup and A1 sauce. FACT.

That troll didnt work the first time. :P
Title: Re: How American are you? Take the alternative citizenship quiz!
Post by: Ed Anger on December 16, 2013, 04:26:42 PM
Quote from: crazy canuck on December 16, 2013, 04:25:39 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on December 16, 2013, 04:25:01 PM
Steak is well done and covered in ketchup and A1 sauce. FACT.

That troll didnt work the first time. :P

Chili has beans in it.
Title: Re: How American are you? Take the alternative citizenship quiz!
Post by: crazy canuck on December 16, 2013, 04:31:50 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on December 16, 2013, 04:26:42 PM
Quote from: crazy canuck on December 16, 2013, 04:25:39 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on December 16, 2013, 04:25:01 PM
Steak is well done and covered in ketchup and A1 sauce. FACT.

That troll didnt work the first time. :P

Chili has beans in it.

Yes it does
Title: Re: How American are you? Take the alternative citizenship quiz!
Post by: Ed Anger on December 16, 2013, 04:34:44 PM
Calling all Texans! CC is promoting the bean heresy!  SMITE HIM
Title: Re: How American are you? Take the alternative citizenship quiz!
Post by: Ideologue on December 16, 2013, 04:49:29 PM
The chili I get from Wal-Mart has beans in it.
Title: Re: How American are you? Take the alternative citizenship quiz!
Post by: Savonarola on December 16, 2013, 05:02:24 PM
96% didn't know the one about mayonnaise.
Title: Re: How American are you? Take the alternative citizenship quiz!
Post by: Admiral Yi on December 16, 2013, 05:17:26 PM
87

Missed Big Mac, Rat Pack, and Mayo.
Title: Re: How American are you? Take the alternative citizenship quiz!
Post by: Baron von Schtinkenbutt on December 16, 2013, 05:18:26 PM
Quote from: katmai on December 16, 2013, 04:23:11 PM
Quote from: garbon on December 16, 2013, 02:11:34 PM
Quote from: katmai on December 16, 2013, 01:20:33 PM
Yeah i got that one wrong because of that bullshit, that and mayo.

I though I had read recently that salsa had overtaken things.
So had I.
And I.  I have sort of a biased perspective, though. :P
Title: Re: How American are you? Take the alternative citizenship quiz!
Post by: Baron von Schtinkenbutt on December 16, 2013, 05:19:20 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on December 16, 2013, 04:34:44 PM
Calling all Texans! CC is promoting the bean heresy!  SMITE HIM

I put two kinds of beans in my last chili.
Title: Re: How American are you? Take the alternative citizenship quiz!
Post by: Valmy on December 16, 2013, 05:25:51 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on December 16, 2013, 04:34:44 PM
Calling all Texans! CC is promoting the bean heresy!  SMITE HIM

CC already has my contempt with his plebian tastes with patrician pretensions.  His disgusting and repulsive rape of my culture is a new low, however.
Title: Re: How American are you? Take the alternative citizenship quiz!
Post by: derspiess on December 16, 2013, 05:26:24 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on December 16, 2013, 04:49:29 PM
The chili I get from Wal-Mart has beans in it.

Well, of course.  Wouldn't be much else to put in a vegetarian chili.
Title: Re: How American are you? Take the alternative citizenship quiz!
Post by: Ideologue on December 16, 2013, 05:27:53 PM
I was trying to troll someone, probably garbon, about how I grocery shop at Wal-Mart.
Title: Re: How American are you? Take the alternative citizenship quiz!
Post by: derspiess on December 16, 2013, 05:30:24 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on December 16, 2013, 05:27:53 PM
I was trying to troll someone, probably garbon, about how I grocery shop at Wal-Mart.

Sowwy :(
Title: Re: How American are you? Take the alternative citizenship quiz!
Post by: garbon on December 16, 2013, 05:51:55 PM
I was just at Walmart in Mass after thanksgiving. Bought up a whole mess of food as it was so freaking cheap.
Title: Re: How American are you? Take the alternative citizenship quiz!
Post by: Ed Anger on December 16, 2013, 05:54:48 PM
Quote from: derspiess on December 16, 2013, 05:26:24 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on December 16, 2013, 04:49:29 PM
The chili I get from Wal-Mart has beans in it.

Well, of course.  Wouldn't be much else to put in a vegetarian chili.

Now with 100% air.
Title: Re: How American are you? Take the alternative citizenship quiz!
Post by: Valmy on December 16, 2013, 05:57:16 PM
Quote from: derspiess on December 16, 2013, 05:26:24 PM
Well, of course.  Wouldn't be much else to put in a vegetarian chili.

That is like vegetarian steak.
Title: Re: How American are you? Take the alternative citizenship quiz!
Post by: Baron von Schtinkenbutt on December 16, 2013, 05:58:06 PM
Quote from: Valmy on December 16, 2013, 05:57:16 PM
Quote from: derspiess on December 16, 2013, 05:26:24 PM
Well, of course.  Wouldn't be much else to put in a vegetarian chili.

That is like vegetarian steak.

Carbohydrate-free bread.
Title: Re: How American are you? Take the alternative citizenship quiz!
Post by: dps on December 16, 2013, 06:32:59 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on December 16, 2013, 01:10:34 PM
83%.  I'm the Real America.

Oddly, I got the same score.
Title: Re: How American are you? Take the alternative citizenship quiz!
Post by: Ideologue on December 16, 2013, 06:33:38 PM
We can both be the Real America.
Title: Re: How American are you? Take the alternative citizenship quiz!
Post by: garbon on December 16, 2013, 06:40:52 PM
America is sounding quite awful. :hmm: :P
Title: Re: How American are you? Take the alternative citizenship quiz!
Post by: dps on December 16, 2013, 06:49:24 PM
Quote from: garbon on December 16, 2013, 06:40:52 PM
America is sounding quite awful. :hmm: :P

It is.  But it's still better than all those other places.
Title: Re: How American are you? Take the alternative citizenship quiz!
Post by: sbr on December 16, 2013, 07:27:53 PM
I got 87%.  I missed Yankee Doodle, Rat pack and Catcher in the Rye.
Title: Re: How American are you? Take the alternative citizenship quiz!
Post by: Admiral Yi on December 16, 2013, 07:31:48 PM
Did anyone get Rat Pack?
Title: Re: How American are you? Take the alternative citizenship quiz!
Post by: katmai on December 16, 2013, 07:39:50 PM
BA?
Title: Re: How American are you? Take the alternative citizenship quiz!
Post by: CountDeMoney on December 16, 2013, 07:43:58 PM
Quote from: HVC on December 16, 2013, 01:47:28 PM
I got 74. Fucking free bird.

:lol:  Even a hater like me couldn't fuck that one up.

Then again, I did fuck up the Boss.
Title: Re: How American are you? Take the alternative citizenship quiz!
Post by: CountDeMoney on December 16, 2013, 07:45:33 PM
Quote from: Maximus on December 16, 2013, 03:32:54 PM
What a ridiculous quiz. "American-ness" isn't defined by pop culture knowledge.

It's certainly not defined by academic knowledge, not with Generation Adderall.
Title: Re: How American are you? Take the alternative citizenship quiz!
Post by: katmai on December 16, 2013, 07:46:58 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on December 16, 2013, 07:43:58 PM

Then again, I did fuck up the Boss.

Learning to play that song when i was in a band back then made it easy for me to remember what it was about. :D
Title: Re: How American are you? Take the alternative citizenship quiz!
Post by: Admiral Yi on December 16, 2013, 07:47:08 PM
Quote from: katmai on December 16, 2013, 07:39:50 PM
BA?

MOO?
Title: Re: How American are you? Take the alternative citizenship quiz!
Post by: katmai on December 16, 2013, 07:58:04 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on December 16, 2013, 07:47:08 PM
Quote from: katmai on December 16, 2013, 07:39:50 PM
BA?

MOO?

Just because he's a big mook, do you really have to call Benedict Arnold a cow?! :P
Title: Re: How American are you? Take the alternative citizenship quiz!
Post by: Ed Anger on December 16, 2013, 08:02:09 PM
Springsteen sucks
Title: Re: How American are you? Take the alternative citizenship quiz!
Post by: Admiral Yi on December 16, 2013, 08:04:35 PM
Hey Benny, how did you know that?
Title: Re: How American are you? Take the alternative citizenship quiz!
Post by: garbon on December 16, 2013, 08:09:24 PM
Quote from: Maximus on December 16, 2013, 03:32:54 PM
What a ridiculous quiz. "American-ness" isn't defined by pop culture knowledge.

But that's what it means to be an American. :huh:
Title: Re: How American are you? Take the alternative citizenship quiz!
Post by: DontSayBanana on December 16, 2013, 08:31:19 PM
52% :blush:
Title: Re: How American are you? Take the alternative citizenship quiz!
Post by: fhdz on December 16, 2013, 09:11:43 PM
78%
Title: Re: How American are you? Take the alternative citizenship quiz!
Post by: Eddie Teach on December 17, 2013, 12:11:17 AM
Quote from: Ideologue on December 16, 2013, 05:27:53 PM
I was trying to troll someone, probably garbon, about how I grocery shop at Wal-Mart.

I buy everything there. Groceries, clothing, furniture, etc.
Title: Re: How American are you? Take the alternative citizenship quiz!
Post by: garbon on December 17, 2013, 12:18:54 AM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on December 17, 2013, 12:11:17 AM
Quote from: Ideologue on December 16, 2013, 05:27:53 PM
I was trying to troll someone, probably garbon, about how I grocery shop at Wal-Mart.

I buy everything there. Groceries, clothing, furniture, etc.

My good god, man. Do take some pride.
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Post by: Eddie Teach on December 17, 2013, 12:27:51 AM
I take pride in not wasting money.  :showoff:
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Post by: garbon on December 17, 2013, 12:29:00 AM
:blink:
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Post by: Ideologue on December 17, 2013, 12:30:18 AM
Congratulations, Edward.  You beat me. :showoff:
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Post by: Brazen on December 17, 2013, 05:26:46 AM
65%, the sports screwed me over.
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Post by: Syt on December 17, 2013, 05:37:27 AM
The questions I missed:
- which team had a perfect NFL season
- Rat Pack
- Philly Cheesesteak (went with Provolone as I had that on my sandwich yesterday when I took the quiz)
- four score and 7 years (because I can't do maths. :P )
- Charlie Brown's unrequited love
- Gone With the Wind
- mayonnaise :x
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Post by: Agelastus on December 17, 2013, 06:04:23 AM
Re-input my previous answers today and it finally deigned to give me a score.

63%.

I suppose this means I must be swimming uncomfortably somewhere in the Mid-Atlantic. :hmm:
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Post by: viper37 on December 17, 2013, 10:02:14 AM
Quote from: Syt on December 16, 2013, 12:54:30 PM
In response to the "How British Are You" thread where I scored "Probably American".

http://www.csmonitor.com/USA/2012/0703/Are-you-a-Real-American-Take-the-alternative-citizenship-quiz/What-is-Bruce-Springsteen-s-song-Born-in-the-USA-about

I got 70% right.

Quote70 percent or higher? You're an American pop culture aficionado. What's more American than the Simpsons and a big ol' jar of mayonnaise, right?

Well, I'm not that American :(
QuoteLess than 50 percent? Time to order your first Big Mac and take the quiz again!
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Post by: Duque de Bragança on December 17, 2013, 10:47:43 AM
61%. Higher than expected, with some good calculated guesses.
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Post by: crazy canuck on December 17, 2013, 11:04:23 AM
Quote from: Valmy on December 16, 2013, 05:25:51 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on December 16, 2013, 04:34:44 PM
Calling all Texans! CC is promoting the bean heresy!  SMITE HIM

CC already has my contempt with his plebian tastes with patrician pretensions.  His disgusting and repulsive rape of my culture is a new low, however.

I understand why your State would need to keep it simple.
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Post by: The Brain on December 17, 2013, 11:32:04 AM
83%

:x :x :x :(
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Post by: Eddie Teach on December 17, 2013, 11:39:07 AM
Quote from: The Brain on December 17, 2013, 11:32:04 AM
83%

:x :x :x :(

Your love of mayonnaise betrays you.
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Post by: DontSayBanana on December 17, 2013, 02:03:48 PM
Quote from: Syt on December 17, 2013, 05:37:27 AM
The questions I missed:
- which team had a perfect NFL season
- Rat Pack
- Philly Cheesesteak (went with Provolone as I had that on my sandwich yesterday when I took the quiz)
- four score and 7 years (because I can't do maths. :P )
- Charlie Brown's unrequited love
- Gone With the Wind
- mayonnaise :x


:x to the mayonnaise, but not the cheese whiz?  I know it's "proper" and all, but I never do a cheesesteak with anything other than sharp provolone.  The texture's a hell of a lot more appetizing, too.