I don't understand them.
How did they survive and thrive for 500 years?
Living in Seattle, listening to Gordon Lightfoot and drinking wine.
Quote from: Queequeg on September 21, 2013, 12:28:18 AM
I don't understand them.
How did they survive and thrive for 500 years?
Leave the waging of wars to others! But you, happy Austria, marry; for the realms which Mars awards to others, Venus transfers to you.
Louis XVI had to get his dick cut so he could fuck Marie Antoinette. Before that, every time he was around her he got a painful boner, because she was hot like Kirsten Dunst, but his foreskin wouldn't retract. Phimosis. True story.
Quote from: Queequeg on September 21, 2013, 12:28:18 AM
I don't understand them.
How did they survive and thrive for 500 years?
Sexual reproduction.
Quote from: Admiral Yi on September 21, 2013, 01:48:41 AM
Quote from: Ideologue on September 21, 2013, 12:34:09 AM
she was hot like Kirsten Dunst
WTF
We know you have no taste, no need to repeat it.
NSFWhttp://staceyburr.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/marie-antoinette-kirsten-dunst-96139_900_550-1.jpg
What's with the tough guy routine Timmy? You finally get laid?
Quote from: Admiral Yi on September 21, 2013, 01:51:20 AM
What's with the tough guy routine Timmy? You finally get laid?
:rolleyes:
And this isn't a tough guy routine?
So much testosterone in this thread. Which is ironic.
Quote from: Queequeg on September 21, 2013, 12:28:18 AM
I don't understand them.
How did they survive and thrive for 500 years?
:huh: You don't understand how an incredibly flexible and practical royal family survived that long?
Quote from: Admiral Yi on September 21, 2013, 01:51:20 AM
What's with the tough guy routine Timmy? You finally get laid?
To be fair, you made yourself a target for bullying when you revealed you were gay.
Anyway, I still need to watch that movie sometime. I'm put off by the fact that Lost in Translation was soooo boooring, although it is plausible that lots of cool sets and production design and the safe-for-everywhere imagery Tim linked to would redeem even a somewhat dull film.
Let them eat lead.
Quote from: Ideologue on September 21, 2013, 02:17:47 AM
To be fair, you made yourself a target for bullying when you revealed you were gay.
That doesn't seem very fair.
Quote from: The Brain on September 21, 2013, 02:21:36 AM
Let them eat lead.
Idea for movie: the French Revolution from the perspective of the royal family but the revolutionaries are zombies.
Mostly luck, but also the fact that the medieval Habsburgs, until the Spanish-Austrian split, had an internal dynastic house rule that the domain be partitioned between heirs in a primus inter pares system which ensured that Habsburgs (with one notable parricidal exception) usually cooperated, rather than feuded.
In other words, Habsburg heirs didn't complain about Gavelkind succession.
Quote from: The Brain on September 21, 2013, 04:46:32 AM
Quote from: The Brain on September 21, 2013, 02:21:36 AM
Let them eat lead.
Idea for movie: the French Revolution from the perspective of the royal family but the revolutionaries are zombies.
Kinda exists (though it's more about oppressed immigrants, but it's much the same).
(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F1.bp.blogspot.com%2F_-Adog2M7o8g%2FTRC9slhYPyI%2FAAAAAAAAAIQ%2FXWBqfFR75ac%2Fs1600%2FLand-of-the-Dead-2005-Hollywood-Movie-Watch-Online.jpg&hash=512417603f7021c3001a2c005f8a67679b2f879c)
Quote from: Ideologue on September 21, 2013, 12:34:09 AM
Louis XVI had to get his dick cut so he could fuck Marie Antoinette. Before that, every time he was around her he got a painful boner, because she was hot like Kirsten Dunst, but his foreskin wouldn't retract. Phimosis. True story.
It didn't help that neither Louis XVI or Marie Antoinette were correctly instructed on how to have sex, they thought that only putting it, leaving it there for a while, and pulling it out saying good night would do the trick. It took a visit from her brother, the future Emperor Francis II; he personally gave them both a sex ed class to explain them how to fuck the right way.
Besides, it is now known that Louis XVI, personally, had aversion for sex. Both Louis XV's lecherous behavior and his very devout and morally rigorous parents marked him profoundly.
Quote from: jimmy olsen on September 21, 2013, 02:03:49 AM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on September 21, 2013, 01:51:20 AM
What's with the tough guy routine Timmy? You finally get laid?
:rolleyes:
And this isn't a tough guy routine?
That would seem to be a "no".
Quote from: dps on September 21, 2013, 06:00:04 AM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on September 21, 2013, 02:03:49 AM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on September 21, 2013, 01:51:20 AM
What's with the tough guy routine Timmy? You finally get laid?
:rolleyes:
And this isn't a tough guy routine?
That would seem to be a "no".
:D At least you were funny.
And though it's none of your business, the answer is yes, years ago.
Quote from: Ideologue on September 21, 2013, 02:17:47 AM
To be fair, you made yourself a target for bullying when you revealed you were gay.
:hmm:
Quote from: jimmy olsen on September 21, 2013, 06:02:25 AM
And though it's none of your business, the answer is yes, years ago.
pics?
Quote from: jimmy olsen on September 21, 2013, 01:50:35 AM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on September 21, 2013, 01:48:41 AM
Quote from: Ideologue on September 21, 2013, 12:34:09 AM
she was hot like Kirsten Dunst
WTF
We know you have no taste, no need to repeat it.
NSFW
http://staceyburr.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/marie-antoinette-kirsten-dunst-96139_900_550-1.jpg
Eh.
(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.nndb.com%2Fpeople%2F185%2F000085927%2Fmarie-antoinette-1-sized.jpg&hash=202745fc8eee3d57d61e26e86401baa05c933a32)
If she had really looked like Kirsten Dunst, I somehow don't think it would have taken so many years to consummate the marriage. :)
Quote from: Queequeg on September 21, 2013, 12:28:18 AM
I don't understand them.
How did they survive and thrive for 500 years?
The Hohenzollerns held out for about five centuries and the Romanovs for three; do you think the Habsburgs were any more improbable than those?
Quote from: jimmy olsen on September 21, 2013, 06:02:25 AM
And though it's none of your business, the answer is yes, years ago.
Whoa. That's good.
Quote from: Ideologue on September 21, 2013, 09:38:54 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on September 21, 2013, 06:02:25 AM
And though it's none of your business, the answer is yes, years ago.
Whoa. That's good.
It's a natural assumption, as Tim has never mentioned his marriage. :pope:
Quote from: Ideologue on September 21, 2013, 02:17:47 AM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on September 21, 2013, 01:51:20 AM
What's with the tough guy routine Timmy? You finally get laid?
To be fair, you made yourself a target for bullying when you revealed you were gay.
Lol wut?
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on September 21, 2013, 09:42:20 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on September 21, 2013, 09:38:54 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on September 21, 2013, 06:02:25 AM
And though it's none of your business, the answer is yes, years ago.
Whoa. That's good.
It's a natural assumption, as Tim has never mentioned his marriage. :pope:
The funny thing is, Tim is so quiet an unassuming here, but I bet he gets ass like mad in the RoK.
Quote from: Ideologue on September 21, 2013, 02:17:47 AM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on September 21, 2013, 01:51:20 AM
What's with the tough guy routine Timmy? You finally get laid?
To be fair, you made yourself a target for bullying when you revealed you were gay.
Yi's old
and gay? :huh:
Truly the worst of both worlds. :(
Quote from: Ideologue on September 21, 2013, 10:51:50 PM
Truly the worst of both worlds. :(
What does that mean considering we are all Yi? :o
Is Yi still Korean, at least?
Quote from: DGuller on September 21, 2013, 11:09:30 PM
Is Yi still Korean, at least?
he can't even do that right as he is only half!
Yikes. :(
Quote from: katmai on September 21, 2013, 11:02:23 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on September 21, 2013, 10:51:50 PM
Truly the worst of both worlds. :(
What does that mean considering we are all Yi? :o
Well, garbon won't have to change anything.
Quote from: Ideologue on September 21, 2013, 10:51:50 PM
Truly the worst of both worlds. :(
:huh:
Ian McKellen is wonderful.
:P
When I was on Long Island today, I saw 4 different vehicles with SC plates. I was like wtf? Is there an invasion on?
Quote from: DGuller on September 21, 2013, 11:11:19 PM
Yikes. :(
I know.
Next thing they'll be telling us he isn't even in the Navy.