The Habsburgs

[The Brain]

Let them eat lead.

Idea for movie: the French Revolution from the perspective of the royal family but the revolutionaries are zombies.

[Drakken]

Mostly luck, but also the fact that the medieval Habsburgs, until the Spanish-Austrian split, had an internal dynastic house rule that the domain be partitioned between heirs in a primus inter pares system which ensured that Habsburgs (with one notable parricidal exception) usually cooperated, rather than feuded.

In other words, Habsburg heirs didn't complain about Gavelkind succession.

[Syt]

Let them eat lead.

Idea for movie: the French Revolution from the perspective of the royal family but the revolutionaries are zombies.

Kinda exists (though it's more about oppressed immigrants, but it's much the same).

[Drakken]

Louis XVI had to get his dick cut so he could fuck Marie Antoinette.  Before that, every time he was around her he got a painful boner, because she was hot like Kirsten Dunst, but his foreskin wouldn't retract.  Phimosis.  True story.

It didn't help that neither Louis XVI or Marie Antoinette were correctly instructed on how to have sex, they thought that only putting it, leaving it there for a while, and pulling it out saying good night would do the trick. It took a visit from her brother, the future Emperor Francis II; he personally gave them both a sex ed class to explain them how to fuck the right way.

Besides, it is now known that Louis XVI, personally, had aversion for sex. Both Louis XV's lecherous behavior and his very devout and morally rigorous parents marked him profoundly.

[dps]

What's with the tough guy routine Timmy?  You finally get laid?

And this isn't a tough guy routine?

That would seem to be a "no".

[jimmy olsen]

What's with the tough guy routine Timmy?  You finally get laid?

And this isn't a tough guy routine?

That would seem to be a "no".

At least you were funny.




And though it's none of your business, the answer is yes, years ago.

[Caliga]

To be fair, you made yourself a target for bullying when you revealed you were gay.

[Caliga]

And though it's none of your business, the answer is yes, years ago.

pics?

[Eddie Teach]

she was hot like Kirsten Dunst

WTF

We know you have no taste, no need to repeat it.

NSFW
http://staceyburr.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/marie-antoinette-kirsten-dunst-96139_900_550-1.jpg

Eh.

[Caliga]

If she had really looked like Kirsten Dunst, I somehow don't think it would have taken so many years to consummate the marriage.

[Savonarola]

I don't understand them. 

How did they survive and thrive for 500 years?

The Hohenzollerns held out for about five centuries and the Romanovs for three; do you think the Habsburgs were any more improbable than those?

[Ideologue]

And though it's none of your business, the answer is yes, years ago.

Whoa.  That's good.

[Eddie Teach]

And though it's none of your business, the answer is yes, years ago.

Whoa.  That's good.

It's a natural assumption, as Tim has never mentioned his marriage.

[Razgovory]

What's with the tough guy routine Timmy?  You finally get laid?

To be fair, you made yourself a target for bullying when you revealed you were gay.

Lol wut?

[Ideologue]

And though it's none of your business, the answer is yes, years ago.

Whoa.  That's good.

It's a natural assumption, as Tim has never mentioned his marriage.

The funny thing is, Tim is so quiet an unassuming here, but I bet he gets ass like mad in the RoK.