FYI, I'm in my 2nd night of the hospital with possible Cirrhosis of the liver. They drained 5 liters of fluid today and more possible in the coming days. Gross,gross yellow fluid. Looked like beer. Or piss.
I feel like a busted water balloon.
I am updating my will. None of you get anything.
Quote from: Ed Anger on July 21, 2015, 07:07:04 PM
I am updating my will. None of you get anything.
Who got stuff in the old will?
After all the unspeakable things I've done for you,nothing?!?!?!
NOTHING
Hope it doesnt turn out as bad as it seems. Please try to feel better. You aren't a balloon.
I thought you didn't drink.
Very little.
Take care :hug:
I don't understand. If we don't get anything, why is there a need to update the will? :unsure:
Quote from: Monoriu on July 21, 2015, 07:27:36 PM
I don't understand. If we don't get anything, why is there a need to update the will? :unsure:
So somebody else doesn't get anything either.
I'm sending some positive waves... something righteous and hopeful for a change.
BURY IT WITH ME
:hug:
Take care.
If you croak, thanks for the company.
That's terrible news. I hope everything turns all out right. You'll be in my thoughts and prayers. :(
Quote from: Admiral Yi on July 21, 2015, 07:26:27 PM
I thought you didn't drink.
Painkillers tend to do bad things to livers, and I gather he has had plenty.
Hang in there, MB. The fuhrerbunker (and more importantly, the family therin) needs it's fuhrer.
That sucks, so does hospital food. Get better dammit.
The GI Tract doc showed up. The verdict? I may be fucked.
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Praying for you :(
Hope things improve. :(
:( If you can, you should try to contact Seedy. You and him seemed to get along well. Berkut has his number. Grumbler does as well, I think.
According to some theories Sulla had cirrhosis.
Sorry to hear that man - best of luck and wishes and all that.
I read there is a chance the disease progression can be stopped. Hopefully, it will turn allright for you.
Dammit El jefe, best wishes to you.
Very sorry to hear. Best wishes.
You sort that liver shit out or Hannibal will be very disappointed when he serves you up.
Good luck man, hang in here.
Hang in there! Best wishes! :hug:
I understand you don't want to mention it in front of everyone, but PM me a list of the stuff I'll be getting.
Ach.......that's bad news :(
Keep us posted Ed :hug:
Hang in there Ed. Get better! That bunker needs its iron-fisted ruler.
Not good. Hang in there. Sending you my positive thoughts.
This is crap. :(
You'll always be the Führer of my heart Ed. :hug:
Bonne chance Ed! Normandy can ill afford a collapse in house prices.
Sorry Ed.
I'll pour a 40 at your funeral.
Good luck buddy. Sorry to hear it's actually your liver that's ragequitting. I'll keep my fingers crossed.
Hang in there man keep us posted.
:(
Sorry Ed. :(
...and guys, you can get cirrhosis from causes other than alcoholism. :sleep:
Quote from: katmai on July 21, 2015, 07:13:14 PM
After all the unspeakable things I've done for you,nothing?!?!?!
YOU. GET. NOTHING! YOU LOSE!!!
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This is the worst possible kind of news! All best wishes and thoughts headed your way, Ed!
G'luck dude.
Best wishes and Good luck, Ed!
L.
Keep it sexy.
Quote from: Caliga on July 22, 2015, 08:11:55 AM
Sorry Ed. :(
...and guys, you can get cirrhosis from causes other than alcoholism. :sleep:
Fast food and a southern diet. Deep fry that catfish. LIVIN HARD. WOOOOOOOOO.
Also, I'm not dead yet. If they don't find something in 13 vials of blood they drew yesterday, a low salt diet, Lasix and monitoring will keep the damage from spreading. Otherwise, he gives me 2 years. About.
Ah man, sorry to hear Ed. Best wishes for a better outcome on all this.
Quote from: Ed Anger on July 22, 2015, 11:52:37 AM
Fast food and a southern diet. Deep fry that catfish. LIVIN HARD. WOOOOOOOOO.
Uh oh. :ph34r:
Quote from: Ed Anger on July 22, 2015, 11:59:04 AM
Also, I'm not dead yet. If they don't find something in 13 vials of blood they drew yesterday, a low salt diet, Lasix and monitoring will keep the damage from spreading. Otherwise, he gives me 2 years. About.
God. Best of luck, MB. For an Enemy of the People, you're a good guy and I like you. :(
Quote from: Ed Anger on July 22, 2015, 11:59:04 AM
Also, I'm not dead yet. If they don't find something in 13 vials of blood they drew yesterday, a low salt diet, Lasix and monitoring will keep the damage from spreading. Otherwise, he gives me 2 years. About.
I remember when they gave Norgy about six months and he's still kicking around.
:rolleyes:
Quote from: Razgovory on July 22, 2015, 01:11:18 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on July 22, 2015, 11:59:04 AM
Also, I'm not dead yet. If they don't find something in 13 vials of blood they drew yesterday, a low salt diet, Lasix and monitoring will keep the damage from spreading. Otherwise, he gives me 2 years. About.
I remember when they gave Norgy about six months and he's still kicking around.
Not nice Raz.
That being said Monkeybutt, doctors are notoriously pessimistic on those kinds of estimates.
WTF Ed. Get better. Xenia will never be the same without you :(
Where did the fluid come from? Was your stomach distended when you came in?
Best wishes MB, hang in there.
Quote from: Ed Anger on July 22, 2015, 11:59:04 AM
Also, I'm not dead yet. If they don't find something in 13 vials of blood they drew yesterday, a low salt diet, Lasix and monitoring will keep the damage from spreading. Otherwise, he gives me 2 years. About.
that sucks.
is liver transplant an option for such a medical condition?
Quote from: Ed Anger on July 22, 2015, 11:59:04 AM
Also, I'm not dead yet. If they don't find something in 13 vials of blood they drew yesterday, a low salt diet, Lasix and monitoring will keep the damage from spreading. Otherwise, he gives me 2 years. About.
No bueno.
But, there is life beyond taco bell. Maybe even a better one.
Quote from: Ed Anger on July 22, 2015, 11:59:04 AM
Also, I'm not dead yet. If they don't find something in 13 vials of blood they drew yesterday, a low salt diet, Lasix and monitoring will keep the damage from spreading. Otherwise, he gives me 2 years. About.
What exactly are they looking for?
Is a transplant an option?
Good luck, Ed :hug:
:(
Take care Ed. Liverpool needs your support. :bowler:
The important thing is that the invasion of Northern France continues, victory is in sight and you will be back to lead the troops.
Quote from: DGuller on July 22, 2015, 03:02:13 PM
Where did the fluid come from? Was your stomach distended when you came in?
That and fluid in the legs.
Quote from: derspiess on July 22, 2015, 02:47:17 PM
WTF Ed. Get better. Xenia will never be the same without you :(
No more Tudor's Biscuit World for me. :(
With biscuits the size of your head, I hope not. Only time I eat there is when I know I'm going to burn it off that morning either by hiking or biking.
Quote from: Ed Anger on July 22, 2015, 08:01:29 PM
Quote from: DGuller on July 22, 2015, 03:02:13 PM
Where did the fluid come from? Was your stomach distended when you came in?
That and fluid in the legs.
:hmm: Did the Doc discuss liver transplant with you? :(
Way too early for that. If it is non alcoholic cirrhosis, he thinks it will be manageable.
Hi Ed,
Rooting for you.
Love,
Me.
Quote from: Ed Anger on July 22, 2015, 08:49:23 PM
Way too early for that. If it is non alcoholic cirrhosis, he thinks it will be manageable.
That sounds good, but what exacty does manageable mean in this case?
I'd guess it means a carefully managed and somewhat boring diet..........lot better than the alternative though.
Take care Ed, you still have a lot of things to do in life. :hug:
Quote from: jimmy olsen on July 23, 2015, 12:54:35 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on July 22, 2015, 08:49:23 PM
Way too early for that. If it is non alcoholic cirrhosis, he thinks it will be manageable.
That sounds good, but what exacty does manageable mean in this case?
Quote from: Ed Anger on July 22, 2015, 11:59:04 AM
Also, I'm not dead yet. If they don't find something in 13 vials of blood they drew yesterday, a low salt diet, Lasix and monitoring will keep the damage from spreading. Otherwise, he gives me 2 years. About.
Never change, Timmy. ;)
Ed, you're not allowed to ragequit life until the last of us former Kapland mods ragequits Languish. And that includes Jaron. :angry:
I wasn't JUST a Kapland mod, I was an inspired creator (and destroyer) of content.
Hang in there Monkeybutt. :(
Quote from: Ed Anger on July 22, 2015, 08:49:23 PM
Way too early for that. If it is non alcoholic cirrhosis, he thinks it will be manageable.
Well that is encouraging.
Quote from: Jaron on July 23, 2015, 10:27:42 AM
I wasn't JUST a Kapland mod, I was an inspired creator (and destroyer) of content.
Lord of The Sandbox!
Liver biopsy to be done.
How can you pray for someone whose name you don't know? :hmm:
Quote from: Caliga on July 23, 2015, 06:23:52 PM
How can you pray for someone whose name you don't know? :hmm:
God knows who he really is.
Ok so how would you pray for him then?
I'm not trying to be a dick Tim, I'm genuinely curious. :)
Quote from: Caliga on July 23, 2015, 06:40:02 PM
Ok so how would you pray for him then?
I'm not trying to be a dick Tim, I'm genuinely curious. :)
Just use his forum name. God is omniscient, so he knows who I'm talking about.
Quote from: Caliga on July 23, 2015, 06:23:52 PM
How can you pray for someone whose name you don't know? :hmm:
Meh, it was either predestined, or God did it, or God will know what you are talking about. Its all pretty much covered.
Dear God,
Please show Caliga the light.
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on July 23, 2015, 07:14:54 PM
Dear God,
Please show Caliga big boobs.
FYP
And have him show Ed some nurse boobs too.
Amen
Quote from: Caliga on July 23, 2015, 06:40:02 PM
Ok so how would you pray for him then?
I'm not trying to be a dick Tim, I'm genuinely curious. :)
Don't worry, you only need to know somebody's real name if you want to use the Death Note :secret:
Quote from: Ed Anger on July 22, 2015, 08:49:23 PM
Way too early for that. If it is non alcoholic cirrhosis, he thinks it will be manageable.
Let's hope so, then. Hang in there, dude.
Quote from: jimmy olsen on July 23, 2015, 05:52:02 PM
Not to worry, MB. I left some rice & sake at the local shrine to cover your bases.
Quote from: Jaron on July 23, 2015, 10:27:42 AM
I wasn't JUST a Kapland mod, I was an inspired creator (and destroyer) of content.
And winner of The Grumbler Point, which is no longer part of your sig. Fix, pls.
Here's a little something to cheer you up, Ed. Girls from the occupied territories in Nazi uniforms:
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Hope Ed gets a pretty nurse :showoff:
Quote from: grumbler on July 24, 2015, 12:47:35 AM
Quote from: Jaron on July 23, 2015, 10:27:42 AM
I wasn't JUST a Kapland mod, I was an inspired creator (and destroyer) of content.
And winner of The Grumbler Point, which is no longer part of your sig. Fix, pls.
Fixed. Is it to your liking? Any revisions?
Update:
Almost 100% chance of non alcoholic cirrhosis. Will be going on diaretics as my kidneys didn't shut down. Will be facing a lifetime of low salt foods and occasional draining of my abdomen. My be getting released in a few days to a rehab facility as I'm am currently weak as a dog.
Glad that it can be treated. :hug:
Monkeybutt, I am sorry to hear that your liver is fucking up, but glad to hear that yo can do something about it.
Why not write a song about it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHDdqubE7zQ (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHDdqubE7zQ)
Quote from: Ed Anger on July 27, 2015, 07:33:21 PM
Update:
Almost 100% chance of non alcoholic cirrhosis. Will be going on diaretics as my kidneys didn't shut down. Will be facing a lifetime of low salt foods and occasional draining of my abdomen. My be getting released in a few days to a rehab facility as I'm am currently weak as a dog.
The low-salt part sucks but you can use pepper and other spices. Would be a problem eating out though. But I'm glad that it is treatable.
Quote from: Monoriu on July 27, 2015, 07:59:07 PM
The low-salt part sucks but you can use pepper and other spices. Would be a problem eating out though. But I'm glad that it is treatable.
With some care. Most of the big American spice brands, like McCormick, "spike" the spices with something like celery salt or garlic salt to make savory spices stronger and to increase their shelf life. Best bet is to hope the supermarket has a good spice section where you can get "straight" spices. Failing that, might be worth getting to know a local gourmet store, Ed; they're usually run by hippies and snobs, but at least you'd be able to get some spices that don't need you to play "guess the ingredients." I deal with going into our local one by going in and playing "deflate the hippie." ;)
Good to hear you've got some prospects for managing it. Sorry to hear that it is most likely cirrhosis, though, since I realize that makes pretty much any medication... problematic. :console:
Congratulations on a treatable diagnosis! Relieved to hear it.
Quote from: Ed Anger on July 27, 2015, 07:33:21 PM
Update:
Almost 100% chance of non alcoholic cirrhosis. Will be going on diaretics as my kidneys didn't shut down. Will be facing a lifetime of low salt foods and occasional draining of my abdomen. My be getting released in a few days to a rehab facility as I'm am currently weak as a dog.
So glad to hear it. Finding low salt foods these days can be a pain in the ass though.
Quote from: Ed Anger on July 27, 2015, 07:33:21 PM
Update:
Almost 100% chance of non alcoholic cirrhosis. Will be going on diaretics as my kidneys didn't shut down. Will be facing a lifetime of low salt foods and occasional draining of my abdomen. My be getting released in a few days to a rehab facility as I'm am currently weak as a dog.
:cheers:
Glad to hear it, Ed. Salt is overrated!
:cheers:
Xenia gets her favorite son back soon.
Quote from: Ed Anger on July 27, 2015, 07:33:21 PM
Update:
Almost 100% chance of non alcoholic cirrhosis. Will be going on diaretics as my kidneys didn't shut down. Will be facing a lifetime of low salt foods and occasional draining of my abdomen. My be getting released in a few days to a rehab facility as I'm am currently weak as a dog.
Well, at least it's better than the alternative. :hug: :showoff:
Happy to hear that MB! :hug:
Quote from: Ed Anger on July 21, 2015, 07:07:04 PM
FYI, I'm in my 2nd night of the hospital with possible Cirrhosis of the liver. They drained 5 liters of fluid today and more possible in the coming days. Gross,gross yellow fluid. Looked like beer. Or piss.
I feel like a busted water balloon.
I am updating my will. None of you get anything.
And you don't even drink.
Fuggit. Best wishes, mate. For all your quirks and your NSA-beating need for anonymity, you are one of the posters here I really love.
Get well! Now! Plz?
Quote from: Ed Anger on July 27, 2015, 07:33:21 PM
Update:
Almost 100% chance of non alcoholic cirrhosis. Will be going on diaretics as my kidneys didn't shut down. Will be facing a lifetime of low salt foods and occasional draining of my abdomen. My be getting released in a few days to a rehab facility as I'm am currently weak as a dog.
Sweet! :)
Quote from: Ed Anger on July 27, 2015, 07:33:21 PM
Update:
Almost 100% chance of non alcoholic cirrhosis. Will be going on diaretics as my kidneys didn't shut down.
Glad you're gonna make it. :)
Quote from: Ed Anger on July 27, 2015, 07:33:21 PMWill be facing a lifetime of low salt foods...
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Eh, could be worse.
Quote from: Ed Anger on July 27, 2015, 07:33:21 PMMy be getting released in a few days to a rehab facility as I'm am currently weak as a dog.
Good luck and hit those weights brah. :showoff: :hug:
Good to hear this is going to be manageable. :cheers:
OK so apparently this is not about the French Wars of Religion.
Glad to hear you came through Ed. Just need to stay away from the Caliga Gas Station Diet (TM). You can always be a vegetarian. You know, just like ...
Hurrah! :cheers:
Normand hinterland is saved!
Since you're gonna live Ed I take it your final Führerbefehl regarding Tim is postponed? :hmm:
Quote from: The Minsky Moment on July 28, 2015, 10:32:19 AM
You can always be a vegetarian. You know, just like ...
:lol:
Awhile ago I had this idea about doing one of those click-bait quizzes 'What kind of vegetarian are you?' with every result being 'you are Hitler'. It was funnier in my head.
Whoa,
I was going to say Al Gore. :goodboy:
Quote from: The Minsky Moment on July 28, 2015, 10:32:19 AM
Just need to stay away from the Caliga Gas Station Diet (TM). You can always be a vegetarian. You know, just like ...
Cut me some slack, jack. I ate at the Trump Terrace last night and at Harry Caray's the night before. :sleep:
Quote from: Caliga on July 30, 2015, 07:04:02 PM
Quote from: The Minsky Moment on July 28, 2015, 10:32:19 AM
Just need to stay away from the Caliga Gas Station Diet (TM). You can always be a vegetarian. You know, just like ...
Cut me some slack, jack. I ate at the Trump Terrace last night .
Did you order a Mexican entree?
Quote from: Caliga on July 30, 2015, 07:04:02 PM
Quote from: The Minsky Moment on July 28, 2015, 10:32:19 AM
Just need to stay away from the Caliga Gas Station Diet (TM). You can always be a vegetarian. You know, just like ...
Cut me some slack, jack. I ate at the Trump Terrace last night and at Harry Caray's the night before. :sleep:
I've never heard of those gas stations, but it doesn't surprise me that either was in the business.
@ Tim I didn't order anything. Chicks with trays of food kept coming around and feeding me. I think I ate about a dozen peppers stuffed with goat cheese.
P.S. Donald Trump has excellent taste in serving wenches. My opinion of him continues to: grow.
Quote from: grumbler on July 30, 2015, 07:13:09 PM
I've never heard of those gas stations, but it doesn't surprise me that either was in the business.
:D
I'm still hoping I get the Challenger.
Week one of rehab done. I'm stronger but still can't wipe my own ass. I can walk 100 feet with a walker now at least.
Also, since the rehab place is also a nursing home, I get to deal with the olds too. And the ones dying slowly in the hospice rooms. I don't like the screaming at night.
Quote from: Ed Anger on August 04, 2015, 08:37:46 PM
Week one of rehab done. I'm stronger but still can't wipe my own ass. I can walk 100 feet with a walker now at least.
Also, since the rehab place is also a nursing home, I get to deal with the olds too. And the ones dying slowly in the hospice rooms. I don't like the screaming at night.
:o
Oh man, that sounds horrifying. I'll keep you in my thoughts. :hug:
Quote from: The Minsky Moment on July 28, 2015, 10:32:19 AM
OK so apparently this is not about the French Wars of Religion.
God, I'm glad I wasn't the only one thinking that every time I saw this thread. I thought there might be something wrong with me.
At least I have a private room. I feel bad for the peeps sharing a room. That way lies madness.
I can study my 10th level spells in peace.
Quote from: Ed Anger on August 04, 2015, 08:51:47 PM
At least I have a private room. I feel bad for the peeps sharing a room. That way lies madness.
I can study my 10th level spells in peace.
Money can buy freedom :hug:
Take care, Ed.
Quote from: Ed Anger on August 04, 2015, 08:37:46 PM
Week one of rehab done. I'm stronger but still can't wipe my own ass. I can walk 100 feet with a walker now at least.
Also, since the rehab place is also a nursing home, I get to deal with the olds too. And the ones dying slowly in the hospice rooms. I don't like the screaming at night.
:lol: "The olds."
Glad to hear you're back on your feet, Sweatervest.
I hope the arse wiping is done by a handsome young nurse. :)
Quote from: jimmy olsen on August 04, 2015, 08:44:16 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on August 04, 2015, 08:37:46 PM
Week one of rehab done. I'm stronger but still can't wipe my own ass. I can walk 100 feet with a walker now at least.
Also, since the rehab place is also a nursing home, I get to deal with the olds too. And the ones dying slowly in the hospice rooms. I don't like the screaming at night.
:o
Oh man, that sounds horrifying. I'll keep you in my thoughts. :hug:
Not sure how the second sentence is supposed to help the first. :hmm:
Quote from: Razgovory on August 04, 2015, 08:47:28 PM
Quote from: The Minsky Moment on July 28, 2015, 10:32:19 AM
OK so apparently this is not about the French Wars of Religion.
God, I'm glad I wasn't the only one thinking that every time I saw this thread. I thought there might be something wrong with me.
Again. The second sentence does not follow from the first. :hmm:
Quote from: Syt on August 05, 2015, 12:05:41 AM
I hope the arse wiping is done by a handsome young nurse. :)
I know you are a German, but not everyone is into gay scheisse porn.
Quote from: Ed Anger on August 04, 2015, 08:51:47 PM
At least I have a private room. I feel bad for the peeps sharing a room. That way lies madness.
This is true.
Quote from: Martinus on August 05, 2015, 01:27:57 AM
Quote from: Syt on August 05, 2015, 12:05:41 AM
I hope the arse wiping is done by a handsome young nurse. :)
I know you are a German, but not everyone is into gay scheisse porn.
Go fuck a lion you distended piece of elephant prolapse.
Quote from: Syt on August 05, 2015, 03:14:53 AM
Quote from: Martinus on August 05, 2015, 01:27:57 AM
Quote from: Syt on August 05, 2015, 12:05:41 AM
I hope the arse wiping is done by a handsome young nurse. :)
I know you are a German, but not everyone is into gay scheisse porn.
Go fuck a lion you distended piece of elephant prolapse.
Wow, that was mean. :lol:
I was joking as you used the word "handsome" and nurses can be male.
Quote from: Ed Anger on August 04, 2015, 08:51:47 PM
At least I have a private room. I feel bad for the peeps sharing a room. That way lies madness.
I can study my 10th level spells in peace.
Last time I was in hospital I had a shared room, and I won 50€ off my roommate at poker. And I'm not even good at poker.
Quote from: Syt on August 05, 2015, 03:14:53 AM
Quote from: Martinus on August 05, 2015, 01:27:57 AM
Quote from: Syt on August 05, 2015, 12:05:41 AM
I hope the arse wiping is done by a handsome young nurse. :)
I know you are a German, but not everyone is into gay scheisse porn.
Go fuck a lion you distended piece of elephant prolapse.
Daayum! Shots fired!
Quote from: Ed Anger on August 04, 2015, 08:37:46 PM
Week one of rehab done. I'm stronger but still can't wipe my own ass. I can walk 100 feet with a walker now at least.
Also, since the rehab place is also a nursing home, I get to deal with the olds too. And the ones dying slowly in the hospice rooms. I don't like the screaming at night.
Any other celebrities in rehab??
Quote from: Ed Anger on August 04, 2015, 08:51:47 PM
At least I have a private room. I feel bad for the peeps sharing a room. That way lies madness.
I can study my 10th level spells in peace.
Private room is good, no major interruptions at night so you can sleep. Study up on those spells!
Rehab? Bummer. :(
You know, I love being a superhero sometimes. Like when I read Ed's threads, for example. :)
Best of luck getting better soon, your ass needs to be around to put fear of god into your daughters boyfriends dammit. :P
The chicken incident:
Two nights ago, they served baked chicken. Which was pink inside. The olds have contantly bitched about it ever since. In fact, food is a constant complaint.
The Salisbury steak was tasty though yesterday. It made my shits fragrant. :)
Quote from: Ed Anger on August 05, 2015, 06:34:43 PM
It made my shits fragrant. :)
I'm sure the person responsible for wiping your ass appreciated that! :lol:
I hope she enjoyed my magnificent turds. :)
Quote from: Ed Anger on August 05, 2015, 06:34:43 PM
The chicken incident:
Two nights ago, they served baked chicken. Which was pink inside. The olds have contantly bitched about it ever since. In fact, food is a constant complaint.
The Salisbury steak was tasty though yesterday. It made my shits fragrant. :)
Chicken that is slightly undercooked is tender :mmm:
Quote from: Ed Anger on August 05, 2015, 06:55:44 PM
I hope she enjoyed my magnificent turds. :)
Was any of them named
HMS Furious?
Asking for a friend.
I haven't named any except the 3 footer when the constipation broke. I called it Red October.
Quote from: Ed Anger on August 05, 2015, 08:01:41 PM
I haven't named any except the 3 footer when the constipation broke. I called it Red October.
Good to hear that you didn't take a dump without a plan.
Quote from: Tonitrus on August 05, 2015, 08:07:32 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on August 05, 2015, 08:01:41 PM
I haven't named any except the 3 footer when the constipation broke. I called it Red October.
Good to hear that you didn't take a dump without a plan.
Ed is not Russian :mad:
Quote from: Ed Anger on August 05, 2015, 06:55:44 PM
I hope she enjoyed my magnificent turds. :)
Dude, you're more obsessed with your turds than Kellogg was.
Quote from: DontSayBanana on August 05, 2015, 08:31:21 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on August 05, 2015, 06:55:44 PM
I hope she enjoyed my magnificent turds. :)
Dude, you're more obsessed with your turds than Kellogg was.
I was constipated for 10 days. I have every right to be.
Quote from: Ed Anger on August 05, 2015, 08:44:26 PM
I was constipated for 10 days. I have every right to be.
Well, I guess that excuses about 10 days of the last 10 years... :P
Quote from: Ed Anger on August 05, 2015, 08:01:41 PM
I haven't named any except the 3 footer when the constipation broke. I called it Red October.
Go big or go home.
Eat your steak and hit the weights brah so you can GTFO of there.
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Quote from: Ed Anger on August 04, 2015, 08:51:47 PM
At least I have a private room. I feel bad for the peeps sharing a room. That way lies madness.
I can study my 10th level spells in peace.
:lol: Nothing ever dampens your spirit does it? I'm glad you're better. Now if only Money would stop sulking and come back!
G.
Money has been turned to stone and is sleeping beneath the mountain, waiting to return when Languish needs him most.
Quote from: Caliga on August 06, 2015, 09:59:00 AM
Money has been turned to stone and is sleeping beneath the mountain, waiting to return when Languish needs him most.
Not his heart, that will never turn into stone. -_-
The last 3 nights an old woman screams for help. For HOURS.
HELP ME
HELP
HELP
HEALP
GET ME OUT OF HERE
*pause*
HELP
HELP
HELP
HELP ME
HELP ME
Result? Ed doesn't get to sleep until 1. Ed cranky.
Also, apparently "Hungarian Goulash" means meaty ragu poured over noodles to the staff. ED HUNGRY AND CRANKY.
Sounds delish. :licklips:
I made spaghetti on Friday night, been eating it all weekend.
Quote from: Ed Anger on August 09, 2015, 06:30:07 PM
The last 3 nights an old woman screams for help. For HOURS.
HELP ME
HELP
HELP
HEALP
GET ME OUT OF HERE
This is why I tend to favor the Seedy Retirement Plan.
Quote from: Ed Anger on August 09, 2015, 06:30:07 PM
The last 3 nights an old woman screams for help. For HOURS.
HELP ME
HELP
HELP
HEALP
GET ME OUT OF HERE
*pause*
HELP
HELP
HELP
HELP ME
HELP ME
You know, I put myself through undergraduate history by working the 1-10pm shift at a nursing home. That sounds about right. Of course, we had the guy yelling
"I'm cold as hell!
God dammit I'm cold as hell!
Jesus Chrsit I'm cold as hell!"
Over and over all night. Rollie was not a hoot...
I don't understand how hospitals can be so expensive yet have such terrible food.
Exactly what kind of rehab are you doing that it requires you to bunk down in the death ranch?
D's mom stays at a nursing home and there is an old woman there who keeps yelling (just "AAAAAAAARGH") for days on end. She is not in any physical pain, it is just psychological.
I can see how one could go mad in a place like this if one worked there.
The wife had surgery a few years ago and they decided to admit her to the hospital overnight due to some minor complications. She had a room across the hall from some senile old lady. You could set your watch by the frequency with which said old lady screamed for a nurse. Every time the nurse walked in her room, the old lady meekly said, "I don't feel good" to which they replied by telling her whatever her ailment was. Then she'd plead with them to let her go home. This literally happened like every five minutes. Drove me crazy for a few minutes until I made a sort of game of it by checking my watch each time and mouthing the dialogue.
I once went to the ER with something I thought I needed to get checked out, but was nothing at all. They kept me around most of the night. Just the atmosphere of the place made me feel like I was sick by the time they let me leave.
The forcing of patients to use wheelchairs may make sense to insurers, but it is psychologically enfeebling.
Quote from: alfred russel on August 10, 2015, 11:12:44 AM
I once went to the ER with something I thought I needed to get checked out, but was nothing at all.
Were you caught: flat-footed?
Quote from: Admiral Yi on August 09, 2015, 09:47:44 PM
Exactly what kind of rehab are you doing that it requires you to bunk down in the death ranch?
Because I need help with about everything. My balance is shot to hell, my endurance is gone.
I'm improving, but I need time.
And it just isn't a death ranch. There is a bunch of short term rehab people like me in this place.
Today, Ed Anger dined with Ed Anger. So ronery.
When you dine alone you dine with Hitler!
Sorry man I hope you recover soon. At least you have the warm personal interaction the internet can provide :console:
The oddest thing is i have friend who really is named Ed Anger....
Quote from: katmai on August 13, 2015, 06:25:01 PM
The oddest thing is i have friend who really is named Ed Anger....
I'd think that the oddest thing is that you have a friend. :P
Just because the majority are in my head, doesn't mean some haven't escaped...
Quote from: katmai on August 13, 2015, 06:25:01 PM
The oddest thing is i have friend who really is named Ed Anger....
Is he the one who tells you not to take your medicine, because he can't come and visit you on days when you've taken your medicine?
Quote from: Ed Anger on August 13, 2015, 05:58:21 PM
Today, Ed Anger dined with Ed Anger. So ronery.
I spent quite some time trying to figure out what ronery means.
Quote from: Monoriu on August 13, 2015, 11:45:43 PM
I spent quite some time trying to figure out what ronery means.
It's a typo. He meant ornery.
How is your sexual power?
Quote from: Ed Anger on August 13, 2015, 05:58:21 PM
Today, Ed Anger dined with Ed Anger. So ronery.
Where is: Child Bride? :huh:
Anyways, next Wendsday is the planned discharge date. I'd like to list the folks who I won't miss:
The cookie bitch: the old bat that hangs around the nurses station demanding cookies. ALL NIGHT.
The two screamers: I know they cant help it, but damn.
The old bat who shows up in your room staring at you at 3am.
The potty mouth old bat who yells to go to the bathroom.... In the shower room where ther is no toilet. And then screams bullshit when denied entry
The fat ass dude who goes at warp 5 down the hallways in his motorized scooter.
The racist who introduced himself by telling me he doesn't like Orientals. Thank you for telling me.
They are fairly inscrutable.
Quote from: Ed Anger on August 14, 2015, 06:23:41 PM
The racist who introduced himself by telling me he doesn't like Orientals. Thank you for telling me.
Glad to know CdM is doing ok. :)
I'd like to read the other patients' discharge diaries and figure out who Ed is in their words :contract:
Quote from: Ed Anger on August 14, 2015, 06:23:41 PM
The racist who introduced himself by telling me he doesn't like Orientals. Thank you for telling me.
That reminds me of an Archie Bunker episode. :sleep:
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:o
Wooo, Seedy! :w00t:
:w00t:
:cool:
Guess who's back, back again
Seedy's back, tell a friend
:cheers:
I felt a great disturbance in the Force, but I did have Taco Bell, so it could just have been that.
Quote from: Tonitrus on July 21, 2015, 08:15:17 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on July 21, 2015, 07:26:27 PM
I thought you didn't drink.
Painkillers tend to do bad things to livers, and I gather he has had plenty.
No, pain killers don't cause cirrhosis, however there are a lot other non-alcoholic causes. Viral (hepatitis B & C), fatty liver, autoimmune, and some very rare genetic syndromes. In the United States fatty liver (basically related to obesity/insulin resistance) will become the most common cause of cirrhosis in the next few decades.
Quote from: DGuller on July 22, 2015, 03:02:13 PM
Where did the fluid come from? Was your stomach distended when you came in?
The fluid comes from the bloodstream. Basically when you have cirrhosis you can think of your liver like a traffic jam. Very little can get through it, so it all backs up and starts to build up in the belly. Your liver also makes most of the protein in your body. When it's not functioning well you lose the ability to make albumin, which is a protein that acts like a magnet to keep fluid in the blood and out of your belly or legs.
Quote from: Ed Anger on July 27, 2015, 07:33:21 PM
Update:
Almost 100% chance of non alcoholic cirrhosis. Will be going on diaretics as my kidneys didn't shut down. Will be facing a lifetime of low salt foods and occasional draining of my abdomen. My be getting released in a few days to a rehab facility as I'm am currently weak as a dog.
Hopefully you get symptomatic relief of your ascites/swelling with the diuretics.
Did the doctors ever find out the cause through the biopsy and blood tests? Unfortunately there are still idiopathic causes.
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on August 16, 2015, 05:28:01 PM
Guess who's back, back again
Seedy's back, tell a friend
:cheers:
Meh, just stopping by to take a big wet dump on that failure of a Languish fantasy football league and goof on Ed, who I'm sure has already acquired the rights to his Costa Rican housekeeper's giblets for a future transplant. With frosted icing.
Mono hasn't been launched into near earth orbit in an explosion, but the weekend's not over yet. Out.
Quote from: CountDeMoney on August 16, 2015, 05:46:21 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on August 16, 2015, 05:28:01 PM
Guess who's back, back again
Seedy's back, tell a friend
:cheers:
Meh, just stopping by to take a big wet dump on that failure of a Languish fantasy football league and goof on Ed, who I'm sure has already acquired the rights to his Costa Rican housekeeper's giblets for a future transplant. With frosted icing.
Mono hasn't been launched into near earth orbit in an explosion, but the weekend's not over yet. Out.
:lol:
Quote from: Fate on August 16, 2015, 05:36:52 PM
Quote from: Tonitrus on July 21, 2015, 08:15:17 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on July 21, 2015, 07:26:27 PM
I thought you didn't drink.
Painkillers tend to do bad things to livers, and I gather he has had plenty.
No, pain killers don't cause cirrhosis, however there are a lot other non-alcoholic causes. Viral (hepatitis B & C), fatty liver, autoimmune, and some very rare genetic syndromes. In the United States fatty liver (basically related to obesity/insulin resistance) will become the most common cause of cirrhosis in the next few decades.
Quote from: DGuller on July 22, 2015, 03:02:13 PM
Where did the fluid come from? Was your stomach distended when you came in?
The fluid comes from the bloodstream. Basically when you have cirrhosis you can think of your liver like a traffic jam. Very little can get through it, so it all backs up and starts to build up in the belly. Your liver also makes most of the protein in your body. When it's not functioning well you lose the ability to make albumin, which is a protein that acts like a magnet to keep fluid in the blood and out of your belly or legs.
Quote from: Ed Anger on July 27, 2015, 07:33:21 PM
Update:
Almost 100% chance of non alcoholic cirrhosis. Will be going on diaretics as my kidneys didn't shut down. Will be facing a lifetime of low salt foods and occasional draining of my abdomen. My be getting released in a few days to a rehab facility as I'm am currently weak as a dog.
Hopefully you get symptomatic relief of your ascites/swelling with the diuretics.
Did the doctors ever find out the cause through the biopsy and blood tests? Unfortunately there are still idiopathic causes.
I see the liver Doc tomorrow(wooo! Ambulance ride!) but acoording to the blood work they did here at rehab, my liver functions "improved".
And I'm pissing 10-15 times a day. Lost 15 pounds. Back down below 180.
Quote from: CountDeMoney on August 16, 2015, 05:46:21 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on August 16, 2015, 05:28:01 PM
Guess who's back, back again
Seedy's back, tell a friend
:cheers:
Meh, just stopping by to take a big wet dump on that failure of a Languish fantasy football league and goof on Ed, who I'm sure has already acquired the rights to his Costa Rican housekeeper's giblets for a future transplant. With frosted icing.
Mono hasn't been launched into near earth orbit in an explosion, but the weekend's not over yet. Out.
Why me, of all the people you can pick :cry:
Welcome back though :hug:
Quote from: Ed Anger on August 16, 2015, 06:01:41 PM
Lost 15 pounds. Back down below 180.
I'd like to lose some weight, but I have some reservations about trying your method.
It has been a month of shit. Utter shit.
Great, the screamers are active right now. Fuck.
Quote from: CountDeMoney on August 16, 2015, 05:46:21 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on August 16, 2015, 05:28:01 PM
Guess who's back, back again
Seedy's back, tell a friend
:cheers:
Meh, just stopping by to take a big wet dump on that failure of a Languish fantasy football league and goof on Ed, who I'm sure has already acquired the rights to his Costa Rican housekeeper's giblets for a future transplant. With frosted icing.
Mono hasn't been launched into near earth orbit in an explosion, but the weekend's not over yet. Out.
Welcome back CdM, even if only for a couple posts.
Things are going to shit around here, as you can see. We are still using last year's NFL Postseason thread for this year's pre season. Can you at least start a 2015-2016 NFL thread before you go all Bowe Bergdahl on us again?
I sorry Dorsey, had no idea you had horrible accident that prevents you from creating a thread all by yourself.
Quote from: katmai on August 16, 2015, 07:44:22 PM
I sorry Dorsey, had no idea you had horrible accident that prevents you from creating a thread all by yourself.
CdM used to create NFL threads with funny titles. That is something I can not do. :(
Quote from: lustindarkness on August 16, 2015, 05:29:57 PM
I felt a great disturbance in the Force, but I did have Taco Bell, so it could just have been that.
a little from column A, a little from column B :sleep:
Quote from: Ed Anger on August 16, 2015, 06:01:41 PM
I see the liver Doc tomorrow(wooo! Ambulance ride!) but acoording to the blood work they did here at rehab, my liver functions "improved".
And I'm pissing 10-15 times a day. Lost 15 pounds. Back down below 180.
Improved - Sounds good so far. Hope it continues that way. :)
Give 'em hell, Ed.
I have returned home.
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Luckily the bomb was placed on the wrong side of the table leg.
Quote from: Ed Anger on August 19, 2015, 06:16:35 PM
I have returned home.
Good. :hug:
I hope your kids allow you to fully recover.
Quote from: Ed Anger on August 19, 2015, 06:16:35 PM
I have returned home.
Ed, glad you made it out of there, now enjoy some well deserved R&R.
:cheers:
Quote from: katmai on August 16, 2015, 07:44:22 PM
I sorry Dorsey, had no idea you had horrible accident that prevents you from creating a thread all by yourself.
Why would you want him to create it? He'd just delete it later.
Ed, nice pic for the family album on your return home. Great to see you greeted by so many loyal friends! :lol:
Quote from: KRonn on August 21, 2015, 08:16:37 AM
Ed, nice pic for the family album on your return home. Great to see you greeted by so many loyal friends! :lol:
The crowd in that picture is this forum.
Quote from: dps on August 20, 2015, 05:49:22 PM
Quote from: katmai on August 16, 2015, 07:44:22 PM
I sorry Dorsey, had no idea you had horrible accident that prevents you from creating a thread all by yourself.
Why would you want him to create it? He'd just delete it later.
One time you delete several hundred threads and thousands of posts, and for some reason people seem to remember that. :hmm:
If only there was a way to delete people's memories....
Eh they all got deleted in the end anyway.
Quote from: Valmy on August 21, 2015, 11:40:25 AM
Eh they all got deleted in the end anyway.
In the end, just like our memories will be. :)
Quote from: FunkMonk on August 21, 2015, 08:39:44 AM
Quote from: KRonn on August 21, 2015, 08:16:37 AM
Ed, nice pic for the family album on your return home. Great to see you greeted by so many loyal friends! :lol:
The crowd in that picture is this forum.
:ph34r:
Quote from: FunkMonk on August 21, 2015, 08:39:44 AM
Quote from: KRonn on August 21, 2015, 08:16:37 AM
Ed, nice pic for the family album on your return home. Great to see you greeted by so many loyal friends! :lol:
The crowd in that picture is this forum.
Pfft like Ed would ever tell us the location of his house.
Or drive an open car. He learnt from the von Stauffenberg debacle. :rolleyes:
Good to hear Ed.
Quote from: Norgy on August 21, 2015, 01:44:07 PM
Or drive an open car. He learnt from the von Stauffenberg debacle. :rolleyes:
He should have learned that from the Gavrilo Princip debacle. Von Stauffenberg didn't have anything to do with open cars, as far as I know.
Still chugging along. Got a chair lift for the basement stairs. :lol:
Was it: PAID IN FULL?
Quote from: Ed Anger on August 23, 2015, 02:47:15 PM
Still chugging along. Got a chair lift for the basement stairs. :lol:
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MOAR updates:
I am now driving. Some jackass in a mustang that he could challenge me on the back roads. My Challenger raped his mustang. Get a real car you pussy.
I am now sick of my in-laws staying with us. Mother in law doesn't get the "low salt" part of my diet. I turn my head and she is pouring salt on my food.
Strength returning. Asskickings to resume soon.
Chair lift into the basement is awesome.
So you still using a walker?
Quote from: Caliga on September 03, 2015, 07:22:56 PM
So you still using a walker?
Yep. Mostly. My endurance sucks and I have dizziness issues.
Your mother-in-law is just pretending to be an idiot in order to focus your energies on hating her instead of your illness.
Quote from: grumbler on September 03, 2015, 07:55:40 PM
Your mother-in-law is just pretending to be an idiot in order to focus your energies on hating her instead of your illness.
I wondering if that is my mother in law's angle? :hmm:
Quote from: Ed Anger on September 03, 2015, 07:10:49 PMMother in law doesn't get the "low salt" part of my diet. I turn my head and she is pouring salt on my food.
She should really have more respect for her elders.
Just saw this. Hope you are feeling better.
Quote from: Syt on September 03, 2015, 11:25:39 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on September 03, 2015, 07:10:49 PMMother in law doesn't get the "low salt" part of my diet. I turn my head and she is pouring salt on my food.
She should really have more respect for her elders.
:lol:
Quote from: Syt on September 03, 2015, 11:25:39 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on September 03, 2015, 07:10:49 PMMother in law doesn't get the "low salt" part of my diet. I turn my head and she is pouring salt on my food.
She should really have more respect for her elders.
^_^
Quote from: Syt on September 03, 2015, 11:25:39 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on September 03, 2015, 07:10:49 PMMother in law doesn't get the "low salt" part of my diet. I turn my head and she is pouring salt on my food.
She should really have more respect for her elders.
:lmfao:
Quote from: Syt on September 03, 2015, 11:25:39 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on September 03, 2015, 07:10:49 PMMother in law doesn't get the "low salt" part of my diet. I turn my head and she is pouring salt on my food.
She should really have more respect for her elders.
:lol:
:D Yeah, she is probably Ed's age.
My 'cool' uncle was a dating a woman after his divorce, but ended up dating and then marrying her daughter. I think he's a badass for banging his hot mother in law. :showoff:
Quote from: Caliga on September 04, 2015, 02:06:12 PM
:D Yeah, she is probably Ed's age.
I believe he's actually only like 10 years older than his wife.
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on September 04, 2015, 02:16:11 PM
Quote from: Caliga on September 04, 2015, 02:06:12 PM
:D Yeah, she is probably Ed's age.
I believe he's actually only like 10 years older than his wife.
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Quote from: Peter Wiggin on September 04, 2015, 02:16:11 PM
Quote from: Caliga on September 04, 2015, 02:06:12 PM
:D Yeah, she is probably Ed's age.
I believe he's actually only like 10 years older than his wife.
Your belief system isn't particularly relevant to this thread.
Ed.A good to hear you're making progress, I was only thinking this morning that you'd not updated us in last couple of weeks.
Quote from: mongers on September 04, 2015, 04:57:43 PM
I was only thinking this morning that you'd not updated us in last couple of weeks.
That was because he died.
He got better.
MB will bury us all. Well, if he thought he could get away with it.
I started going through the hospital bills and insurance statements. After reading those:
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And I haven't even gotten everything yet.
Better news! My penis works now. He decided to awake from his slumber since July 20th.
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Go manpenis! :)
:thumbsup:
L.
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Congratulations on this notable measure of your recovery.
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The walker has now mostly been cast aside and I'm able to walk a bit without breathing like Darth Vader. They still want it handy in case I need it.
PT and OT have both discontinued the home visits. The nurse is still showing up for a bit.
Also, as you have noticed, I have cut Languish posting down. Way down. Hell, I've cut the Internet use down and it is great.
Quote from: Ed Anger on September 24, 2015, 08:03:24 PM
The walker has now mostly been cast aside and I'm able to walk a bit without breathing like Darth Vader. They still want it handy in case I need it.
PT and OT have both discontinued the home visits. The nurse is still showing up for a bit.
Also, as you have noticed, I have cut Languish posting down. Way down. Hell, I've cut the Internet use down and it is great.
:showoff:
Mein Fuher, I can a walk.
The kids thought the could get away from me the other day. They shit a brick when I ran them down.
Of course I had to hit my inhaler.
Also, a pic from a recent driving trip with some friends:
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Cool cap
I like how your friends are divided into those with moustaches and those with army uniforms.
The Charger has seen better days.
Quote from: Tonitrus on September 24, 2015, 08:46:16 PM
The Charger has seen better days.
Challenger. Which is 5000% cooler.
Quote from: Ed Anger on September 24, 2015, 08:47:57 PM
Quote from: Tonitrus on September 24, 2015, 08:46:16 PM
The Charger has seen better days.
Challenger. Which is 5000% cooler.
I couldn't remember if it was that one or the other, so I took the 50/50 shot. :(
Quote from: Ed Anger on September 24, 2015, 08:20:04 PM
Also, a pic from a recent driving trip with some friends:
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I think you have shrubberies growing out of your ride.
Chuck Norris resigning? :yeahright:
The design turned out to be unreliable:
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Ed, Nice to see you getting out and about on a country drive with your friends. :cool:
Went to the liver doc. I'm doing "remarkably well" considering it was touch and go at the hospital. :showoff:
Quote from: Ed Anger on October 13, 2015, 03:09:44 PM
Went to the liver doc. I'm doing "remarkably well" considering it was touch and go at the hospital. :showoff:
:cheers:
Good! :thumbsup:
L.
The liver is notable for being extremely regenerative. It's great news, but I do have a question. When there was all that fluid in there. Five liters or whatever...did you notice? I mean, did you find yourself sloshing around the house or did it come as a surprise that they got all that out of there?
Quote from: Ed Anger on October 13, 2015, 03:09:44 PM
Went to the liver doc. I'm doing "remarkably well" considering it was touch and go at the hospital. :showoff:
:thumbsup:
Quote from: Ed Anger on October 13, 2015, 03:09:44 PM
Went to the liver doc. I'm doing "remarkably well" considering it was touch and go at the hospital. :showoff:
Wahoo! :thumbsup:
Quote from: grumbler on September 25, 2015, 06:34:37 AM
I think you have shrubberies growing out of your ride.
They were testing the hedgerows of Normandy.
"What the hell are we doing out here Adolf? We drove three six of those hedges!
You'll thank for this one day, Irwin"
Quote from: MadImmortalMan on October 13, 2015, 03:42:09 PM
The liver is notable for being extremely regenerative. It's great news, but I do have a question. When there was all that fluid in there. Five liters or whatever...did you notice? I mean, did you find yourself sloshing around the house or did it come as a surprise that they got all that out of there?
Being a manly man, I ignored it until the day I almost collapsed walking 50 feet to the car. Luckily my wife was there to throw me into the passenger seat and roll me into the ER.
It didn't slosh either. The fluids was rock hard.
Well I'm glad you're now thoroughly on the mend. :cheers:
Spent a few hours in the ER today. Mysterious bruise equals ER visit. No exceptions.
After draining mah blood, everything checked out.
Other news: I can walk about a mile without wanting to pass out. I am a cranky bastard after a walk like that. The restricted diet bullshit is making me a cranky pants lately. Tried grilled catfish.as a substitute for fried catfish. BARF
So do you take anything like milk thistle or any of those things people do to cleanse their liver or is it too late for that?
I don't do that kind of stuff. I'm on way too many meds to even think about it.
Plus the damage is irreversible. I can only try to keep it from getting worse.
Is a transplant a possibility, or is it more extensive than that?
Quote from: Tonitrus on November 04, 2015, 11:47:09 PM
Is a transplant a possibility, or is it more extensive than that?
Maybe in the future if it gets worse. If I don't fully regain my strength, I may not be put on the list since I wouldn't survive the surgery. Recovery from being 'de-conditioned' is SLOW.
I've got 2 years at least and if I don't fuck it up, I might see my kids graduate from High school.
Quote from: Ed Anger on September 24, 2015, 08:20:04 PM
Also, a pic from a recent driving trip with some friends:
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I really like this photo. I just like the look on Adolf's face.
"Say something motherfucker, I dare you".
Quote from: Ed Anger on November 04, 2015, 11:53:36 PM
I've got 2 years at least and if I don't fuck it up, I might see my kids graduate from High school.
Damn dude. I hope it's the second one and that your youngest is willing to take one for the team and fail high school for several decades at least, to keep his (her?) old pa sticking around.
Quote from: Ed Anger on November 04, 2015, 11:53:36 PM
Quote from: Tonitrus on November 04, 2015, 11:47:09 PM
Is a transplant a possibility, or is it more extensive than that?
Maybe in the future if it gets worse. If I don't fully regain my strength, I may not be put on the list since I wouldn't survive the surgery. Recovery from being 'de-conditioned' is SLOW.
I've got 2 years at least and if I don't fuck it up, I might see my kids graduate from High school.
Damn, I thought you had painted a rosier picture than this. :(
Quote from: Ed Anger on November 04, 2015, 11:31:29 PM
Spent a few hours in the ER today. Mysterious bruise equals ER visit. No exceptions.
After draining mah blood, everything checked out.
Other news: I can walk about a mile without wanting to pass out. I am a cranky bastard after a walk like that. The restricted diet bullshit is making me a cranky pants lately. Tried grilled catfish.as a substitute for fried catfish. BARF
Man, talk about a hair shirt. Out of curiosity, why grilled and not baked? You could probably get closer that way.
Also, if you're half as stubborn and ornery at the liver as you are at us, I have every confidence you'll see the youngest through college, let alone high school. :hug:
For some reason I managed to not open this thread until now.
After reading through it, I would like to keep it short and reflect only on the most important point:
Proper Hungarian goulash is not a stew. It's a soup
There's a company out there working on 3D printing livers. Just saying.
Quote from: Tamas on November 05, 2015, 03:13:38 AM
For some reason I managed to not open this thread until now.
After reading through it, I would like to keep it short and reflect only on the most important point:
Proper Hungarian goulash is not a stew. It's a soup
Stew tastes better :P
I'm not sure what's the difference.
Soups are thicker than they used to be.
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on November 05, 2015, 03:42:07 AM
I'm not sure what's the difference.
Soups come from Nazis. Badadum tss.
Quote from: Hamilcar on November 05, 2015, 03:20:40 AM
There's a company out there working on 3D printing livers. Just saying.
If you 2D print couldn't you fit more livers inside?
Quote from: Hamilcar on November 05, 2015, 03:20:40 AM
There's a company out there working on 3D printing livers. Just saying.
Make sure you pick them up at the company.
Quote from: Hamilcar on November 05, 2015, 03:20:40 AM
There's a company out there working on 3D printing livers. Just saying.
I imagine the Goulash is better.
Quote from: Hamilcar on November 05, 2015, 03:20:40 AM
There's a company out there working on 3D printing livers. Just saying.
Stock symbol PLZ. :P
Quote from: jimmy olsen on November 05, 2015, 02:03:41 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on November 04, 2015, 11:53:36 PM
Quote from: Tonitrus on November 04, 2015, 11:47:09 PM
Is a transplant a possibility, or is it more extensive than that?
Maybe in the future if it gets worse. If I don't fully regain my strength, I may not be put on the list since I wouldn't survive the surgery. Recovery from being 'de-conditioned' is SLOW.
I've got 2 years at least and if I don't fuck it up, I might see my kids graduate from High school.
Damn, I thought you had painted a rosier picture than this. :(
I'm being realistic. The docs are somewhat surprised I recovered so fast from near death to up and about. But they don't understand my Triumph of of Will.
Quote from: Ed Anger on November 05, 2015, 08:05:07 PM
But they don't understand my Triumph of of Will.
Of course they don't :P
Quote from: Ed Anger on November 05, 2015, 08:05:07 PM
But they don't understand my Triumph of of Will.
The last guy was misunderstood, as well.
Also a fantastic dancer.
Quote from: Maladict on November 05, 2015, 01:00:11 PM
Quote from: Hamilcar on November 05, 2015, 03:20:40 AM
There's a company out there working on 3D printing livers. Just saying.
Make sure you pick them up at the company.
Can someone ask why you have to pick them up so I can finish the joke? :cry:
They don't de-liver?
:yes:
Quote from: Ed Anger on November 05, 2015, 08:05:07 PM
The docs are somewhat surprised I recovered so fast from near death to up and about.
Livers are for Bolshevists. The fanatic belief in Final Victory is all one needs.
My doc told me that my recent bout of vomiting is caused by the liver, and I have something she described as "hemorrhoids in the esphougus".
Just want to post that to gross you all out.
Hemorrhoids of the esophagus? Guess that's what you get for talking out of your ass. :nailed: :it:
:lol:
Quote from: CountDeMoney on November 13, 2015, 09:37:13 PM
Hemorrhoids of the esophagus? Guess that's what you get for talking out of your ass. :nailed: :it:
:lol:
Any updates? We worry.
:(
Just puking a bit. Health is slowly getting better. Still have the endurance of a 80 year old woman. Taking lots of naps.
See the kidney doc Thursday for results on my kidney function. Which I assume are good, since I'm pissing constantly on the diuretics.
Just don't feel like posting much.
Praying for you. :hug:
Ed doesn't need more religion! Live as Ed would. Troll, eat potato candy and marry young. Well, you can be older but she must not be.
Quote from: Ed Anger on November 16, 2015, 09:33:27 PM
Just puking a bit. Health is slowly getting better. Still have the endurance of a 80 year old woman. Taking lots of naps.
See the kidney doc Thursday for results on my kidney function. Which I assume are good, since I'm pissing constantly on the diuretics.
Just don't feel like posting much.
Hang in there!!!
Quote from: Ed Anger on November 16, 2015, 09:33:27 PM
Just puking a bit. Health is slowly getting better. Still have the endurance of a 80 year old woman. Taking lots of naps.
See the kidney doc Thursday for results on my kidney function. Which I assume are good, since I'm pissing constantly on the diuretics.
Just don't feel like posting much.
I could understand the puking and need for naps if you have been reading languish. If you can post without ever reading anything, like Marti does, it should help with both the nausea and the boredom.
Quote from: grumbler on November 17, 2015, 01:16:56 PM
I could understand the puking and need for naps if you have been reading languish. If you can post without ever reading anything, like Marti does, it should help with both the nausea and the boredom.
But it will give you massive diarrhea, so it's a balancing act.
Quote from: Jaron on November 17, 2015, 01:15:47 AM
Ed doesn't need more religion! Live as Ed would. Troll, eat potato candy and marry young. Well, you can be older but she must not be.
You had to mention potato candy. ED WANT POTATO CANDY NOW
Quote from: Ed Anger on November 18, 2015, 09:38:12 AM
You had to mention potato candy. ED WANT POTATO CANDY NOW
fat people behavior :sleep:
Quote from: Caliga on November 18, 2015, 09:45:26 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on November 18, 2015, 09:38:12 AM
You had to mention potato candy. ED WANT POTATO CANDY NOW
fat people behavior :sleep:
I shan't take such talk from my inferiors, sirrah.
It was all water weight anyways. Around 80 pounds of fluids in my system they estimated. All pissed out or drained out.
Still got a pocket near my spleen though. Makes me slightly lopsided.
Quote from: Ed Anger on November 18, 2015, 09:50:24 AM
It was all water weight anyways. Around 80 pounds of fluids in my system they estimated. All pissed out or drained out.
Still got a pocket near my spleen though. Makes me slightly lopsided.
I am amazed you are strong enough to still visit this place. Pleased but still amazed.
Bmo posted pics.
Quote from: crazy canuck on November 18, 2015, 10:00:38 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on November 18, 2015, 09:50:24 AM
It was all water weight anyways. Around 80 pounds of fluids in my system they estimated. All pissed out or drained out.
Still got a pocket near my spleen though. Makes me slightly lopsided.
I am amazed you are strong enough to still visit this place. Pleased but still amazed.
I was sick enough to miss essentially 2 weeks of work a couple of weeks ago. The doctors didn't know what I had, but I'm much better now. Whatever it was, I didn't really feel all that bad, but I was so weak and had so little energy that I could barely sit up in my chair to surf the net. Mostly I was sleeping 20 hours a day.
Glad you recovered dps :)
Quote from: dps on November 18, 2015, 05:57:52 PM
Quote from: crazy canuck on November 18, 2015, 10:00:38 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on November 18, 2015, 09:50:24 AM
It was all water weight anyways. Around 80 pounds of fluids in my system they estimated. All pissed out or drained out.
Still got a pocket near my spleen though. Makes me slightly lopsided.
I am amazed you are strong enough to still visit this place. Pleased but still amazed.
I was sick enough to miss essentially 2 weeks of work a couple of weeks ago. The doctors didn't know what I had, but I'm much better now. Whatever it was, I didn't really feel all that bad, but I was so weak and had so little energy that I could barely sit up in my chair to surf the net. Mostly I was sleeping 20 hours a day.
Classic signs that you were being fed upon by a vampire. :ph34r:
Glad he/she's moved onto another target.
I am taking a health related break from Languish and most of the Internet. I don't when (or if) I'll be back.
I need to take care of some things.
gluk
Quote from: Ed Anger on December 22, 2015, 08:53:18 PM
I am taking a health related break from Languish and most of the Internet. I don't when (or if) I'll be back.
I need to take care of some things.
May the force be with you ;)
Happy Holidays El Jefe.
Quote from: Ed Anger on December 22, 2015, 08:53:18 PM
I am taking a health related break from Languish and most of the Internet. I don't when (or if) I'll be back.
I need to take care of some things.
Take care man.
A break from Languish will do wonders for your mental and emotional health. :hug:
Oh, bullshit.
LULZ
^_^
Butt me no Monkeybutts.
Take care of yourself, and remember that we are awaiting your return from the East. Only you can save us from Marius.
Quote from: Ed Anger on December 22, 2015, 08:53:18 PM
I am taking a health related break from Languish and most of the Internet. I don't when (or if) I'll be back.
I need to take care of some things.
Thank God.
I thought he'd never leave.
Quote from: lustindarkness on December 22, 2015, 09:58:47 PM
A break from Languish will do wonders for your mental and emotional health. :hug:
Don't think that's the health he's worried about.
Take care, MB.
Quote from: Ed Anger on December 22, 2015, 08:53:18 PM
I am taking a health related break from Languish and most of the Internet. I don't when (or if) I'll be back.
I need to take care of some things.
May your stool be firm but not hard. :hug:
Quote from: Ed Anger on December 22, 2015, 08:53:18 PM
I am taking a health related break from Languish and most of the Internet. I don't when (or if) I'll be back.
I need to take care of some things.
Hey I gotta take care'a some tings...(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fbradwarthen.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2012%2F08%2Fpaulie-walnuts-1024.jpg&hash=834ffbee3e7d92aa8fddca751ddeb7c502cd626a)
Gott sei mit dir.
May your Luger collection always be polished and ready for use.
Quote from: Ed Anger on December 22, 2015, 08:53:18 PM
I am taking a health related break from Languish and most of the Internet. I don't when (or if) I'll be back.
I need to take care of some things.
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Quote from: Ed Anger on December 22, 2015, 08:53:18 PM
I am taking a health related break from Languish and most of the Internet. I don't when (or if) I'll be back.
I need to take care of some things.
Take care, man. :hug:
Quote from: Ed Anger on December 22, 2015, 08:53:18 PM
I am taking a health related break from Languish and most of the Internet. I don't when (or if) I'll be back.
I need to take care of some things.
Get better Ed :hug:
I hope to see you soon.
You're not planning to die on us quietly, are you? :unsure:
Quote from: DGuller on December 23, 2015, 11:15:46 AM
You're not planning to die on us quietly, are you? :unsure:
That kinda sounded like that but I hope not.
No, I wasn't planning on wandering off and dying like some feral cat.
An update:
Liver enzymes close to normal. Kidney functions normal. vomiting about everyday, appetite is mostly gone. Got an endoscopy today, no ulcers, no cancer. Stomach may not be digesting food as fast as it used to. More tests to be scheduled.
Meanwhile, weight loss continues. TOO MUCH WEIGHT LOSS.
Feeling alright, considering I'm not dropping dead. Hopefully.
Take care :hug:
My Mom is over in your neck of woods for funeral today, glad it wasn't yours.
Stay evil. You know evil never dies.
Glad to hear you're still upright and kicking :cheers:
Quote from: Ed Anger on January 20, 2016, 07:24:19 PM
No, I wasn't planning on wandering off and dying like some feral cat.
An update:
Liver enzymes close to normal. Kidney functions normal. vomiting about everyday, appetite is mostly gone. Got an endoscopy today, no ulcers, no cancer. Stomach may not be digesting food as fast as it used to. More tests to be scheduled.
Meanwhile, weight loss continues. TOO MUCH WEIGHT LOSS.
Feeling alright, considering I'm not dropping dead. Hopefully.
So they don't know what's wrong, then?
Princesca's grandfather had some mystery illness where he was constantly severely anemic and doctors could never figure out why. He didn't die from it though.
Quote from: Ed Anger on January 20, 2016, 07:24:19 PM
No, I wasn't planning on wandering off and dying like some feral cat.
Sorry about that. Every group has That Guy.
QuoteAn update:
Liver enzymes close to normal. Kidney functions normal. vomiting about everyday, appetite is mostly gone. Got an endoscopy today, no ulcers, no cancer. Stomach may not be digesting food as fast as it used to. More tests to be scheduled.
Meanwhile, weight loss continues. TOO MUCH WEIGHT LOSS.
Feeling alright, considering I'm not dropping dead. Hopefully.
If I'd been your doctor, I'd have diagnosed Languish Overdose as well, and prescribed the same cure. Sorry that didn't prove to be the case. Hope it doesn't turn out that you are allergic to you.
Good luck. :hug:
We love you!
:)
Welcome back Ed :hug:
Ed! :)
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:)
Woohoo. :showoff:
Good luck! Welcome back!
:w00t: You're alive! Pick up the damn telefon once in a while. :mad:
Ed, glad to here you're making progress and you've had good news about the C test, that must have been some weight off your shoulders.
best wishes, Mongers :cheers:
It sounds like things may turn out alright...here is hoping pal. Hang in there.
Quote from: Syt on January 21, 2016, 03:06:46 AM
Ed! :)
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I'm hymnotized.
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Good to hear your liver hasn't ragequit. :)
Good news Ed, glad to hear you're doing better. :)
Quote from: Barrister on December 22, 2015, 11:26:33 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on December 22, 2015, 08:53:18 PM
I am taking a health related break from Languish and most of the Internet. I don't when (or if) I'll be back.
I need to take care of some things.
Thank God.
I thought he'd never leave.
Dammit. <_<
Had a gastric emptying test. They put radioactive material in some eggs, make you eat them and then spend the next two hours taking pictures of your stomach. Sorta neat seeing the food lit up on the display. Sorta not neat: the food didn't seem to digest that well. Got back out to car and puked up eggs into a trash bag. Next up: more puke.
Which isotope did they use, and how many becquerels?
polonium 210
Anyways, the report is in, my stomach is not emptying fast enough. So I get to eat more pills. Yea. Reglan.
Update:
anemic. Taking iron pills. Captain's logs are black. Tired all the time.
Undergoing more PT. Liver enzymes nearly normal.
The fuck is taking so long
Magic healing spells don't work.
I only came back for Toaster Strudel Deathwatch '16; think I fucking enjoy this?
I'm past the dropping dead point. so you cant have my copy of Operation Dauntless.
You just had to toss in a "From Hell's heart, I stab at thee" shit, now didn't you, Khan?
Yes.
:hug: Thinking of you, Ed, for real.
I will keep Pompey away from your kids.
Hmm I'm curious. How can you be in such a bad shape when I'm older and live a far more ... dissolute life than you. Although I will grant you that mine doesn't involve gallivanting with females - with such abandon. In any case - it sucks.
G.
Seedy and MB, making my day, just like old times. Cheers, ya big mugs.
Prayers for the monkey.
Hang in there, MB!
Hey dude, have doctors told you only have so much time to live?
Hang in there Ed. :hug:
Get better Ed, Normandy needs you!
Quote from: PDH on March 18, 2016, 08:51:57 PM
I will keep Pompey away from your kids.
I get the reference. :)
Quote from: Admiral Yi on March 19, 2016, 04:25:53 AM
Hey dude, have doctors told you only have so much time to live?
Initially, 2 years. Now, normal lifespan if I take piss pills daily and treat mah body right. LISTENING TO MAH BODY.
Well, shit.
Quote from: Ed Anger on March 21, 2016, 07:09:26 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on March 19, 2016, 04:25:53 AM
Hey dude, have doctors told you only have so much time to live?
Initially, 2 years. Now, normal lifespan if I take piss pills daily and treat mah body right. LISTENING TO MAH BODY.
I am glad you can witness the entirety of the Age of Meyer.
Quote from: CountDeMoney on March 21, 2016, 07:11:16 PM
Well, shit.
My wargame collection will be burned and not parceled out on ebay for 5 bucks.
Quote from: Ed Anger on March 21, 2016, 07:09:26 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on March 19, 2016, 04:25:53 AM
Hey dude, have doctors told you only have so much time to live?
Initially, 2 years. Now, normal lifespan if I take piss pills daily and treat mah body right. LISTENING TO MAH BODY.
I'm so glad :)
It's been a hard 44 years though.....
*drops de
:hmm: Drops what? Deuce? :huh:
Good to hear you have a fighting chance :cheers:
Quote from: Valmy on March 21, 2016, 07:12:44 PM
I am glad you can witness the entirety of the Age of Meyer Harbaugh.
FTFY. Harbaugh will kill him if Meyer's soon-to-be "health problems" do not.
We get our allotted years. Live well, enjoy even the moments where you are swallowing pills.
Lucullus will be in your corner.
Quote from: PDH on March 21, 2016, 10:15:37 PM
We get our allotted years. Live well, enjoy even the moments where you are swallowing pills.
Some of the best moments in life are when we are swallowing pills. :sleep:
We want more Ed Anger!
Quote from: Ed Anger on March 21, 2016, 07:14:51 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on March 21, 2016, 07:11:16 PM
Well, shit.
My wargame collection will be burned and not parceled out on ebay for 5 bucks.
But... what of the Vagina Wall sculpture? Can we get the location at long last and turn it into a proper memorial?
Quote from: Benedict Arnold on March 22, 2016, 02:51:34 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on March 21, 2016, 07:14:51 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on March 21, 2016, 07:11:16 PM
Well, shit.
My wargame collection will be burned and not parceled out on ebay for 5 bucks.
But... what of the Vagina Wall sculpture? Can we get the location at long last and turn it into a proper memorial?
The guy who bought that house tore down the privacy shield. Still see a few around in plats from the 70's.
To Seedy's disappointment, my liver doc is pleased with my recovery so far.
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Quote from: Ed Anger on May 17, 2016, 07:25:01 PM
To Seedy's disappointment, my liver doc is pleased with my recovery so far.
So happy! :hug:
Quote from: Ed Anger on May 17, 2016, 07:25:01 PM
To Seedy's disappointment, my liver doc is pleased with my recovery so far.
Liver long and prosper!
Quote from: The Brain on May 18, 2016, 09:04:26 AM
Liver long and prosper!
But if you have to choose, choose to live long.
In more news to annoy Seedy, my kidneys have completely recovered.
Got low blood pressure now though. Maybe might be getting off Linsopril.
Quote from: Ed Anger on May 24, 2016, 08:54:00 PM
Maybe might be getting off Linsopril.
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Quote from: Ed Anger on May 24, 2016, 08:54:00 PM
In more news to annoy Seedy, my kidneys have completely recovered.Got low blood pressure now though. Maybe might be getting off Linsopril.
Great news! :cheers:
Don't let Mitt Strudel fucking fool you: his kidney have completely recovered only because some poor Honduran doesn't have his own anymore.
Conchitia was paid handsomely.
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The CCTV footage of how I was really injured at work almost 10 years ago.
Quote from: CountDeMoney on May 24, 2016, 09:38:01 PM
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Hell hath no fury... :(
Well low blood pressure is still much better than high blood pressure. Won't be dying of stroke if you can hardly pump blood to your brain :P
Ed,
Looks like things are getting better for your health. Good to hear.
:cheers:
Send me all your Calvados.
One year anniversary! Yay!
Still not dead yet Seedy. Boo!
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Quote from: Ed Anger on July 20, 2016, 06:26:55 PM
One year anniversary! Yay!
Still not dead yet Seedy. Boo!
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:thumbsup:
Quote from: Ed Anger on July 20, 2016, 06:26:55 PM
One year anniversary! Yay!
Still not dead yet Seedy. Boo!
Congrats! :hug:
Quote from: Ed Anger on July 20, 2016, 06:26:55 PM
One year anniversary! Yay!
Still not dead yet Seedy. Boo!
:)
Quote from: Ed Anger on July 20, 2016, 06:26:55 PM
One year anniversary! Yay!
Still not dead yet Seedy. Boo!
May the power of Meyer preserve you friend.
I'll raise a glass to you Ed :cheers:
Good news for Seedy. Went to my family doc and I gained 60 some pounds. In a month. Seeing my liver doc ahead of schedule. May need a good draining of fluids.
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To life :cheers:
Gaining 60 pounds is a good thing?
For the doctor.
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on September 07, 2016, 02:36:23 PM
Gaining 60 pounds is a good thing?
For Seedy's Ed Deathwatch it is.
I just wanted him to catch up with me; if I have had to put on that much weight since my disorder, he has to as well. It's only fair.
Quote from: Ed Anger on September 07, 2016, 02:08:25 PM
Good news for Seedy. Went to my family doc and I gained 60 some pounds. In a month. Seeing my liver doc ahead of schedule. May need a good draining of fluids.
Praying for you. :hug:
Thank Hod and his Profet! :)
May you be touched by His Noodley Appendage.
My funeral has been postponed Seedy. No hospital stay. Just a massive boost to my diauretics.
I may see sexual "side effects". Huh.
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Good to hear Ed. :thumbsup:
Bad news Seedy. Of the 60 pounds gained, I've pissed out 40.
Sounds like you have 20 more to piss out. :cheers:
Quote from: Ed Anger on September 16, 2016, 12:43:19 PM
Bad news Seedy. Of the 60 pounds gained, I've pissed out 40.
Giggity.
Weight shot back up to an unsexy 230 pounds. I feel like Lena Dunham. After eating 2 cheesecakes. And a Manatee.
Kidney functions holding up well though.
Percentage chance I'll tire of this bullshit and stick a Ruger Magnum in my mouth and pull the trigger:5%
Quote from: Ed Anger on October 10, 2016, 10:26:23 AM
Weight shot back up to an unsexy 230 pounds. I feel like Lena Dunham.
Trump will not be pleased.
2nd doc: HEY THAT LOOKS CANCEROUS.
:glare:
That's not as funny a second opinion as "you're also ugly." :(
Quote from: Ed Anger on October 11, 2016, 04:21:11 PM
2nd doc: HEY THAT LOOKS CANCEROUS.
:glare:
"I don't care if it looks like a Sagittarius, is my fat polar bear dick OK?"
NOT CANCEROUS. :w00t:
Just another scar from where they cut out some material for the biopsy. Chicks dig scars.
Sure, but on your t'aint? Not cool.
Face.
Quote from: Ed Anger on October 13, 2016, 06:59:45 PM
NOT CANCEROUS. :w00t:
Just another scar from where they cut out some material for the biopsy. Chicks dig scars.
Excellent news.
Now go and loose some weight you lard-arse. :P
Quote from: Ed Anger on October 13, 2016, 07:02:07 PM
Face.
You have a t'aint on your face? No wonder you had it removed.
HEY NOW
Last known image of Ed
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:P glad for the good news :)
Ed had gone in for a penis transplant, but the model he wanted didn't come in white.
Quote from: CountDeMoney on October 13, 2016, 07:47:18 PM
Ed had gone in for a penis transplant, but the model he wanted didn't come in white.
Probably found out it was made in China.
Ouch. Shot and the rebound.
Quote from: CountDeMoney on October 13, 2016, 07:47:18 PM
Ed had gone in for a penis transplant, but the model he wanted didn't come in white.
I was going to offer you some of the pattie labelle peach cobbler I have, but not anymore.
I has a sad.
Damn. :(
Since I puked up blood today, I recorded some of those cliche videos for my kids after I'm dead when I got back from the Hospital. Fun stuff.
Seedy might just get his wish.
:( :( :(
Praying for your health Ed.
Quote from: Ed Anger on November 13, 2016, 06:38:37 PM
Since I puked up blood today,
But the Bengals don't play until tomorrow.
Hang in there!
Seriously rooting for you. :hug:
Same here. :showoff:
Yeah Ed, stay strong! :hug:
Good luck Ed :console:
Quote from: Ed Anger on November 13, 2016, 06:38:37 PM
I recorded some of those cliche videos for my kids...
I hope you warned them about Seedy and his quest to acquire the family wargame fortune.
Take care, man! :console:
Take care!
Hang in there, Ed! :hug:
We need you Ed. America needs you, now more than ever.
Take care!
Do whatever you need to do to get better, Ed.
This is all a cover. He's been tapped by the Trump transition team. Too embarrassed to say anything.
Quote from: CountDeMoney on November 14, 2016, 09:29:43 AM
This is all a cover. He's been tapped by the Trump transition team. Too embarrassed to say anything.
Maybe he actually
is Donald Trump.
Quote from: dps on November 14, 2016, 11:54:49 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on November 14, 2016, 09:29:43 AM
This is all a cover. He's been tapped by the Trump transition team. Too embarrassed to say anything.
Maybe he actually is Donald Trump.
:hmm:
Nah. Ed can read.
Quote from: CountDeMoney on November 14, 2016, 01:08:58 PM
Nah. Ed can read.
A friend posted on Facebook that he's watching West Wing and came to the scene where the president gets a Latin version of the Constitution and can read it and translates it back, adding, "Imagine the scene with Trump: He picks up the book. He opens the book. He is immediately confused by the lack of pictures. Then he realizes it's written in some foreign language. With a knowing nod, he closes the book. He says, "Thanks, thanks for letting me know about this. And don't worry. I'll have top people look into it. Top. People. Tremendous people. We're going to take this very seriously. Margaret, sweetie-pie, give this nice man a hat. God bless."
Don't die, Ed. We need you to run in 2020.
Holy Crap Ed. Get better!
Quote from: CountDeMoney on November 14, 2016, 09:29:43 AM
This is all a cover. He's been tapped by the Trump transition team. Too embarrassed to say anything.
Embarrassed? Not a chance.
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And thanks everybody for the support. A bit weak today, but I'm not dead at least.
Quote from: Ed Anger on November 14, 2016, 08:09:23 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on November 14, 2016, 09:29:43 AM
This is all a cover. He's been tapped by the Trump transition team. Too embarrassed to say anything.
Embarrassed? Not a chance.
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And thanks everybody for the support. A bit weak today, but I'm not dead at least.
Ed, thanks for the update.
Good luck and hang in there. :hug:
Well shit.
Quote from: lustindarkness on November 14, 2016, 08:24:07 PM
Well shit.
Done! I hope it makes Ed feel better, though it was a floater.
Floater is a bad omen :(
You have my best wishes.
Quote from: Ed Anger on November 14, 2016, 08:09:23 PM
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And thanks everybody for the support. A bit weak today, but I'm not dead at least.
:thumbsup:
Keep it that way.
Got the scope down the throat again this morning. Still no cancer, ulcers or bezoars.
Ate breakfast afterwords and promptly threw it up. Right on Mickey D's floor. I think I grossed the old people out. Fuck 'em.
Also off the blood pressure medicine.
Is this good news?
Bummer about the not being able to stomach Mickey D's thing.
Quote from: Valmy on December 12, 2016, 12:09:10 PM
Is this good news?
Bummer about the not being able to stomach Mickey D's thing.
No cancer is good news. :)
Gastropersis is permanent however.
Just an update for my one fan, Seedy.
Quote from: Ed Anger on December 12, 2016, 12:08:07 PM
Got the scope down the throat again this morning.
...
Ate breakfast afterwords and promptly threw it up. Right on Mickey D's floor.
Didn't they tell you not to do that? Eating heavy after the procedure, that is.
QuoteAlso off the blood pressure medicine.
There's a chance in the next couple months I will be too. :yeah:
I'm selling my Pharma stocks!
About the meal, it was a pancake. Not that heavy.
Doesn't matter. You just shouldn't eat after a scope, your tract is too irritated. BUT HEY YOU KNOW BETTER
Quote from: CountDeMoney on December 12, 2016, 12:13:13 PM
There's a chance in the next couple months I will be too. :yeah:
RIP :unsure:
Quote from: CountDeMoney on December 12, 2016, 12:18:34 PM
Doesn't matter. You just shouldn't eat after a scope, your tract is too irritated. BUT HEY YOU KNOW BETTER
I was starving and they said I coulkd eat somnething. Take it up with Kettering Medical Center.
Quote from: CountDeMoney on December 12, 2016, 12:33:57 PM
Quote from: HVC on December 12, 2016, 12:21:39 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on December 12, 2016, 12:13:13 PM
There's a chance in the next couple months I will be too. :yeah:
RIP :unsure:
Yes, RIP indeed. :hug:
No idea how your health care works down there (beyond the fact that hat it doesn't) but what are your options in a post obamacare world?
Quote from: HVC on December 12, 2016, 12:40:08 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on December 12, 2016, 12:33:57 PM
Quote from: HVC on December 12, 2016, 12:21:39 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on December 12, 2016, 12:13:13 PM
There's a chance in the next couple months I will be too. :yeah:
RIP :unsure:
Yes, RIP indeed. :hug:
No idea how your health care works down there (beyond the fact that hat it doesn't) but what are your options in a post obamacare world?
Nobody knows, because the GOP still hasn't agreed what they want to replace Obamacare with.
GODDAMIT CAN YOU FUCKS KEEP POLITICS OUT OF MY THREAD?
TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP
Quote from: Ed Anger on December 12, 2016, 12:44:26 PM
GODDAMIT CAN YOU FUCKS KEEP POLITICS OUT OF MY THREAD?
my question is still healthcare based!
If this thread is locked, does that mean Ed is dead ??!?
He barfed all over the Carl Jr's
Quote from: katmai on December 12, 2016, 01:12:13 PM
If this thread is locked, does that mean Ed is dead ??!?
You still ain't getting my stuff.
Can I have your wife if you die? I'll raise her as my own.
Quote from: The Brain on December 13, 2016, 01:47:41 PM
Can I have your wife if you die? I'll raise her as my own.
Play your cards right, and he might let you have the family dog.
Quote from: The Brain on December 13, 2016, 01:47:41 PM
Can I have your wife if you die? I'll raise her as my own.
lol open face roast beef platter
Quote from: The Brain on December 13, 2016, 01:47:41 PM
Can I have your wife if you die? I'll raise her as my own.
While you are my favorite swede, you don't get shit.
My wargames have been set to detonate on my death also.
You should give them to seedy, but make sure each set is missing at least one piece.
Quote from: HVC on December 13, 2016, 08:33:08 PM
You should give them to seedy, but make sure each set is missing at least one piece.
Fucker has a bigger collection than I got.
Quote from: Ed Anger on December 13, 2016, 08:34:33 PM
Quote from: HVC on December 13, 2016, 08:33:08 PM
You should give them to seedy, but make sure each set is missing at least one piece.
Fucker has a bigger collection than I got.
Went all Soviet--greater tonnage and total yield, yet ultimately bankrupted.
Quote from: Ed Anger on December 13, 2016, 08:29:51 PM
Quote from: The Brain on December 13, 2016, 01:47:41 PM
Can I have your wife if you die? I'll raise her as my own.
While you are my favorite swede, you don't get shit.
My wargames have been set to detonate on my death also.
:( Even Descent on Crete.........
Quote from: The Brain on December 13, 2016, 01:47:41 PM
Can I have your wife if you die? I'll raise her as my own.
:XD:
Quote from: Ed Anger on December 13, 2016, 08:29:51 PM
Quote from: The Brain on December 13, 2016, 01:47:41 PM
Can I have your wife if you die? I'll raise her as my own.
While you are my favorite swede, you don't get shit.
My wargames have been set to detonate on my death also.
Give him the dog, and set it to detonate when he "activates" it. Just for shits and giggles.
Got the word from the second opinion from Ohio State medical center- wife has boob cancer.
Feel bad dropping those cabbage farts on her yesterday. I also need to shake off my liver caused fatigue and man back up.
That's just not the kind of holiday cheer we're looking for here, Ed.
Sorry Boner. :(
Quote from: CountDeMoney on December 23, 2016, 09:00:29 PM
That's just not the kind of holiday cheer we're looking for here, Ed.
I told y'all Christmas sucks.
Quote from: Ed Anger on December 23, 2016, 08:59:06 PM
Got the word from the second opinion from Ohio State medical center- wife has boob cancer.
Feel bad dropping those cabbage farts on her yesterday. I also need to shake off my liver caused fatigue and man back up.
Woah, I hope they caught it early and everything will turn out okay. I'll be praying for your family.
I'm sorry Ed. I'm thinking about you guys and I hope everything works out OK. :console:
I'm sorry Ed.
That really sucks Ed.
Best wishes man.
Sorry to hear that Ed :(
Has it been caught early?
Sorry, Mr and Mrs Ed. :(
:(
What a bunch of bulllshit. Hoping for best outcome.
:(
So sorry Ed. Hope it's been caught early. Best wishes!
L.
Fuck cancer. :(
All the best!
2016 has really sucked, hasn't it?
As many others have said, hope they caught the cancer early.
Quote from: Ed Anger on December 23, 2016, 08:59:06 PM
Got the word from the second opinion from Ohio State medical center- wife has boob cancer.
Feel bad dropping those cabbage farts on her yesterday. I also need to shake off my liver caused fatigue and man back up.
Shit - sorry to hear it Ed.
Good news is it is very very treatable when caught early enough. Here's hoping.
I'm sorry to hear that, Ed. :(
:hug:
Oh man, that's really terrible. Best of wishes for you and your family. :hug:
Ed's House must be built over a radioactive Indian Burial Ground or something.
Thank you everybody.
It's stage I, no spread. Yes, I live on an Indian burial ground. I urinate in Blue Jacket's skull.
Yes, we haven't had the best of luck health wise since 2013. She is a tough chick, she will be alright. Me? Dead man walking.
Quote from: Ed Anger on December 24, 2016, 10:20:11 PM
Thank you everybody.
It's stage I, no spread. Yes, I live on an Indian burial ground. I urinate in Blue Jacket's skull.
Yes, we haven't had the best of luck health wise since 2013. She is a tough chick, she will be alright. Me? Dead man walking.
Keep walking long enough, and you might just fool the reaper. Hang in there, random guy I occasionally interact with on the Interwebs. :(
Good luck to you and your wife :hug:
Quote from: Ed Anger on December 24, 2016, 10:20:11 PM
It's stage I, no spread. Yes, I live on an Indian burial ground. I urinate in Blue Jacket's skull.
Now that's no way to treat a hockey team.
Best wishes Ed, to you and your wife.
They cut out the cancerous bit and started radiation. Wife was not amused when I asked if she got any superpowers from the first couple of treatments.
Kids are surprisingly helpful in doing chores. Like that will last. French side chick will be going home this month and I need a cook. Kids cannot live on my mediocre cooking skills. Or McDonalds.
Have you passed down the love for the gubiment cheese?
Quote from: katmai on January 01, 2017, 10:59:02 PM
Have you passed down the love for the gubiment cheese?
I wish. I'd love to have a big block of that. Good stuff.
I'm not a great cook.
Quote from: The Brain on January 01, 2017, 11:06:11 PM
I'm not a great cook.
I guess it's Olive Garden catering then.
Update:
Wife doing fine. Radiation treatments have worn her out.
Me, liver doing okay. Saw the sleep doc and my insomina is most likely caused by the disruption in my sleep pattern since the onset of my health problems. So no more naps during the day, man up and take Trazodone and take a home sleep study. Yay for my insurance who balked for the in house sleep study. <_<
Languish postings to continue to be limited.
Quote from: Ed Anger on February 02, 2017, 08:48:50 PM
Update:
Wife doing fine. Radiation treatments have worn her out.
Me, liver doing okay. Saw the sleep doc and my insomina is most likely caused by the disruption in my sleep pattern since the onset of my health problems. So no more naps during the day, man up and take Trazodone and take a home sleep study. Yay for my insurance who balked for the in house sleep study. <_<
Languish postings to continue to be limited.
Sleep studies are one of the greatest ripoffs in medicine.
They can use leeches or sacrifice a virgin for all I care. I just want a good night's sleep.
Quote from: Ed Anger on February 02, 2017, 09:05:25 PM
They can use leeches or sacrifice a virgin for all I care. I just want a good night's sleep.
Try Knob Creek for all your sleep apnea needs.
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What part of cirrhosis of the liver don't you understand?
YOU JUST WANT TO STEAL MY AMMUNITION!
Quote from: 11B4V on February 02, 2017, 09:17:55 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on February 02, 2017, 09:05:25 PM
They can use leeches or sacrifice a virgin for all I care. I just want a good night's sleep.
Try Knob Creek for all your sleep apnea needs.
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And if that doesn't help, try the rifle.
Quote from: grumbler on February 02, 2017, 09:01:04 PM
Sleep studies are one of the greatest ripoffs in medicine.
They've helped me, what with multiple sleep disorders. I am now: awake!
Quote from: CountDeMoney on February 02, 2017, 10:07:56 PM
Quote from: grumbler on February 02, 2017, 09:01:04 PM
Sleep studies are one of the greatest ripoffs in medicine.
They've helped me, what with multiple sleep disorders. I am now: awake!
How could a bail bondsman be a narcoleptic.
Quote from: 11B4V on February 02, 2017, 10:14:48 PM
How could a bail bondsman be a narcoleptic.
He got old.
Hey, Insomnia Boy
Barry Lyndon just started on TCMHD, and Battle of Algiers is on afterwards. That should carry you to 5 am, when Battleground is on.
Quote from: CountDeMoney on February 03, 2017, 12:25:28 AM
Hey, Insomnia Boy
Barry Lyndon just started on TCMHD, and Battle of Algiers is on afterwards. That should carry you to 5 am, when Battleground is on.
Battleground was one of the best war movies ever made.
Ed, have you tried The Mission? I haven't stayed awake yet.
Quote from: CountDeMoney on February 03, 2017, 12:25:28 AM
Hey, Insomnia Boy
Barry Lyndon just started on TCMHD, and Battle of Algiers is on afterwards. That should carry you to 5 am, when Battleground is on.
The Trazodone knocked me the fuck out. So no movies. Or ordering leaf blowers from infomercials.
Quote from: Ed Anger on February 03, 2017, 07:21:59 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on February 03, 2017, 12:25:28 AM
Hey, Insomnia Boy
Barry Lyndon just started on TCMHD, and Battle of Algiers is on afterwards. That should carry you to 5 am, when Battleground is on.
The Trazodone knocked me the fuck out. So no movies. Or ordering leaf blowers from infomercials.
Ah, I've always wondered how those things make it into the real world. :cool:
Quote from: mongers on February 03, 2017, 08:25:10 PM
Ah, I've always wondered how those things make it into the real world. :cool:
Read a thing on the net recently that said that many of those "amazing and convenient" gadgets sold on late-night TV are actually designed for people with various physical disabilities and the sales on late night TV is primarily to make them commercially viable because otherwise those gadgets wouldn't get made at all.
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Quote from: mongers on February 03, 2017, 08:25:10 PM
Ah, I've always wondered how those things make it into the real world. :cool:
Read a thing on the net recently that said that many of those "amazing and convenient" gadgets sold on late-night TV are actually designed for people with various physical disabilities and the sales on late night TV is primarily to make them commercially viable because otherwise those gadgets wouldn't get made at all.
Interesting snippet, thanks for that.
There's a big geriatric demographic out there mongers...........me and you will be joining it in not so many years too :(
Quote from: Richard Hakluyt on February 03, 2017, 11:58:07 PM
There's a big geriatric demographic out there mongers...........me and you will be joining it in not so many years too :(
:(
Death before leaf-blowers. :mad:
Quote from: mongers on February 04, 2017, 12:27:51 AM
Quote from: Richard Hakluyt on February 03, 2017, 11:58:07 PM
There's a big geriatric demographic out there mongers...........me and you will be joining it in not so many years too :(
:(
Death before leaf-blowers. :mad:
I'm sure something can be arranged along those lines for you.
He can buy a five pound rake. Or maybe a lighter model.
Saw the sleep doc today. I have mild sleep apnea. Since the Trazodone seems to be combating the insomnia, no mask is needed unless that stops working.
The sleep test showed my oxygen going down to 82% a few times and my breathing stopping 6 times an hour.
6 an hour is a pussy number.
Sorry, I'm not going to go like that Michael Hutchence boy.
Should go out David Carridine style.
*Assuming you have to go out in some style.
Spent a lovely day and night in the hospital. Dehydration, exhaustion. Got a lecture from a doctor that I am driving myself to an early grave. DID YOU LOOK AT MY MEDICAL RECORDS DOC? NO SHIT
Got some fun IV's and was spoiled by the nurses.
Rub some dirt on it.
Thanks Lee Corso.
Quote from: Ed Anger on March 23, 2017, 08:14:06 PM
Got a lecture from a doctor that I am driving myself to an early grave.
Nigga please. Last time you broke a sweat was because you ate too much of that block of colby cheddar.
Too much salt in cheese. So I cut that way down. :(
My diet sucks. :(
My life sucks. :(
:cry:
Quote from: Ed Anger on March 23, 2017, 08:33:04 PM
Too much salt in cheese. So I cut that way down. :(
My diet sucks. :(
My life sucks. :(
:cry:
:console: :hug:
Quote from: Ed Anger on March 23, 2017, 08:33:04 PM
Too much salt in cheese. So I cut that way down. :(
My diet sucks. :(
My life sucks. :(
:cry:
When you consider the alternative, that's not so bad. :hug:
Quote from: grumbler on March 24, 2017, 12:05:00 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on March 23, 2017, 08:33:04 PM
Too much salt in cheese. So I cut that way down. :(
My diet sucks. :(
My life sucks. :(
:cry:
When you consider the alternative, that's not so bad. :hug:
Our lives? :(
Quote from: Ed Anger on March 23, 2017, 08:33:04 PM
Too much salt in cheese. So I cut that way down. :(
My diet sucks. :(
My life sucks. :(
:cry:
Could be worse. :hug:
Got a CT scan of my head today to discover the source of my migraines. Instead, I get a Hawkeye impersonator as my doc.
the scan showed nothing
Me: no brain or anything?
Nope. Just a big empty space
HA HA ASSHOLE. GIVE ME MORPHINE
Should've told him you were ready for your sponge bath.
Quote from: CountDeMoney on April 18, 2017, 07:53:54 PM
Should've told him you were ready for your sponge bath.
The nurses were mediocre looking today. :(
To Seedy's utter dismay, my recent liver and kidney scans showed no cancer.
Fluid around the lungs continues.
Fluid around the lungs? Maybe you should stop swimming with your mouth open, nyuk3.
Swimming is for poors.
Quote from: Ed Anger on May 16, 2017, 08:02:28 PM
my recent liver and kidney scans showed no cancer.
Good to know :)
Good. Brutus needs you next season.
Quote from: Ed Anger on May 16, 2017, 08:02:28 PM
To Seedy's utter dismay, my recent liver and kidney scans showed no cancer.
Fluid around the lungs continues.
He's got fluid.
Quote from: Ed Anger on May 16, 2017, 08:02:28 PM
To Seedy's utter dismay, my recent liver and kidney scans showed no cancer.
Fluid around the lungs continues.
Good to hear.
Docs have any idea about the cause?
2 Kidney function tests down to 42 and 48%. I give myself 5 years. I listened to my body and I diagnosed myself.
Quote from: Ed Anger on August 21, 2017, 07:44:45 PM
2 Kidney function tests down to 42 and 48%. I give myself 5 years. I listened to my body and I diagnosed myself.
Start a PBEM game of WitP Admiral's Edition. That will take you more than five years to complete, and so you will live longer.
Quote from: grumbler on August 21, 2017, 07:58:02 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on August 21, 2017, 07:44:45 PM
2 Kidney function tests down to 42 and 48%. I give myself 5 years. I listened to my body and I diagnosed myself.
Start a PBEM game of WitP Admiral's Edition. That will take you more than five years to complete, and so you will live longer.
Not a fan of that game.
Quote from: Ed Anger on August 21, 2017, 07:59:00 PM
Not a fan of that game.
You have five years to become a fan. Get started!
Quote from: Ed Anger on August 21, 2017, 07:44:45 PM
2 Kidney function tests down to 42 and 48%. I give myself 5 years. I listened to my body and I diagnosed myself.
Installing a dialysis machine in the prepper bunker is going to be a bitch, but not impossible.
Buying a new kidney or two isn't an option? :(
Quote from: Jacob on August 21, 2017, 08:31:52 PM
Buying a new kidney or two isn't an option? :(
Too soon for kidney transplant. But I was told I wouldn't survive a liver transplant, so I think it's moot.
So its straightforward from here:
Go to Vegas
Dress like Fredo
Fuck women
Get dumped into a lake
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Spook would tear me apart if I put him that. He was pissed I put him in the garage for the eclipse. Don't need a blind kitty.
I have Captain Trips. I think one of the kids gave me a cold that is now in its 3rd week. I've set up a cough syurp drip.
REMEMBER ME!
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LOLWUT
I'm guessing she said no.
Busted right ribs, severely sprained right wrist, minor head injury.
And my Jeep Grand Cherokee, smashed by a fucking millinial that ran a red light. :cry:
ALL MILLINALS TO GITMO
CASH IN CASH IN CASH IN
Then buy a Wrangler.
You know what this means, don't you.
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Quote from: CountDeMoney on November 05, 2017, 07:17:40 PM
You know what this means, don't you.
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:lmfao:
Jeeze Ed, Aren't you already cheating death enough?
Quote from: katmai on November 05, 2017, 07:38:14 PM
Jeeze Ed, Aren't you already cheating death enough?
You should have seen the hospital dinner.
I like hitting the morphine trigger. I feel like Hermann Goring.
Ed I think you need a black Suburban and bodyguards at this point.
Quote from: derspiess on November 06, 2017, 09:10:36 AM
Ed I think you need a black Suburban and bodyguards at this point.
I am going to cover myself in bubble wrap
Quote from: Ed Anger on November 06, 2017, 08:45:52 PM
Quote from: derspiess on November 06, 2017, 09:10:36 AM
Ed I think you need a black Suburban and bodyguards at this point.
I am going to cover myself in bubble wrap
Enough with your sexual proclivities already. :rolleyes:
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Quote from: Ed Anger on November 06, 2017, 08:45:52 PM
Quote from: derspiess on November 06, 2017, 09:10:36 AM
Ed I think you need a black Suburban and bodyguards at this point.
I am going to cover myself in bubble wrap
Enough with your sexual proclivities already. :rolleyes:
U jelly? Yeah, u jelly.
I have returned. 2 days later than expected. "Fluid overload"
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Also I was informed by the kids within an hour that the World of Tanks premium account expired and I need to fix that. :glare:
Quote from: Ed Anger on November 10, 2017, 08:32:13 PM
Also I was informed by the kids within an hour that the World of Tanks premium account expired and I need to fix that. :glare:
I YAM ESSENTIAL VERKER
I heard you were in the scooter race on capital hill.....
http://insider.foxnews.com/2017/11/09/steve-scalise-and-sam-johnson-hold-scooter-race-through-capitol-building-rotunda
Quote from: CountDeMoney on November 10, 2017, 08:37:20 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on November 10, 2017, 08:32:13 PM
Also I was informed by the kids within an hour that the World of Tanks premium account expired and I need to fix that. :glare:
I YAM ESSENTIAL VERKER
I am a walking, talking credit card.
Quote from: Ed Anger on November 10, 2017, 08:32:13 PM
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Fucking Prince William. Shame of the House of Hohenzollern.
Quote from: Valmy on November 10, 2017, 10:39:21 PM
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Fucking Prince William. Shame of the House of Hohenzollern.
Elaborate
Update:
I am now a type II diabetic. Damn family history of the blood sugars. Yum, metformin, glimerpride and jabbing myself with Lantus.
Still a svelte 180 pounds at least. Still won't eat a damn salad.
Rub some dirt on it.
Quote from: Ed Anger on January 29, 2018, 09:52:46 PM
Update:
I am now a type II diabetic. Damn family history of the blood sugars. Yum, metformin, glimerpride and jabbing myself with Lantus.
Still a svelte 180 pounds at least. Still won't eat a damn salad.
Do you have to get insulin shots with Type II diabetes? My dad was diagnosed a while ago as well and told to keep it in check solely through diet. My cousin is a Type I diabetic and he does get the insulin shots.
Quote from: The Larch on January 30, 2018, 06:02:59 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on January 29, 2018, 09:52:46 PM
Update:
I am now a type II diabetic. Damn family history of the blood sugars. Yum, metformin, glimerpride and jabbing myself with Lantus.
Still a svelte 180 pounds at least. Still won't eat a damn salad.
Do you have to get insulin shots with Type II diabetes? My dad was diagnosed a while ago as well and told to keep it in check solely through diet. My cousin is a Type I diabetic and he does get the insulin shots.
Well he lives in the US. I imagine, if you eat careful you are still taking in a truckload of sugar a day.
What's the difference between blood sugar and mouth sugar?
Quote from: Tamas on January 30, 2018, 06:13:09 AM
Well he lives in the US. I imagine, if you eat careful you are still taking in a truckload of sugar a day.
Yep. When the Americans started sugarating the water supply, they knew this would happen.
Quote from: The Larch on January 30, 2018, 06:02:59 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on January 29, 2018, 09:52:46 PM
Update:
I am now a type II diabetic. Damn family history of the blood sugars. Yum, metformin, glimerpride and jabbing myself with Lantus.
Still a svelte 180 pounds at least. Still won't eat a damn salad.
Do you have to get insulin shots with Type II diabetes? My dad was diagnosed a while ago as well and told to keep it in check solely through diet. My cousin is a Type I diabetic and he does get the insulin shots.
It depends on several things, mostly to do with
Quote from: The Larch on January 30, 2018, 06:02:59 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on January 29, 2018, 09:52:46 PM
Update:
I am now a type II diabetic. Damn family history of the blood sugars. Yum, metformin, glimerpride and jabbing myself with Lantus.
Still a svelte 180 pounds at least. Still won't eat a damn salad.
Do you have to get insulin shots with Type II diabetes? My dad was diagnosed a while ago as well and told to keep it in check solely through diet. My cousin is a Type I diabetic and he does get the insulin shots.
This is an oversimplification, but basically, with Type 1, your body doesn't produce insulin, or at least not enough, so you have to take insulin; whereas with Type 2, your body doesn't use insulin effeciently, so there are other treatment options, but you may still need to take insulin aren't effective in you case.
Quote from: grumbler on January 30, 2018, 12:09:40 PM
Quote from: Tamas on January 30, 2018, 06:13:09 AM
Well he lives in the US. I imagine, if you eat careful you are still taking in a truckload of sugar a day.
Yep. When the Americans started sugarating the water supply, they knew this would happen.
Sweet, sweet Louisiana refined sugar. :licklips:
Quote from: grumbler on January 30, 2018, 12:09:40 PM
Quote from: Tamas on January 30, 2018, 06:13:09 AM
Well he lives in the US. I imagine, if you eat careful you are still taking in a truckload of sugar a day.
Yep. When the Americans started sugarating the water supply, they knew this would happen.
And to this day sugar water is the top seller....
Quote from: crazy canuck on January 31, 2018, 12:54:56 AM
Quote from: grumbler on January 30, 2018, 12:09:40 PM
Quote from: Tamas on January 30, 2018, 06:13:09 AM
Well he lives in the US. I imagine, if you eat careful you are still taking in a truckload of sugar a day.
Yep. When the Americans started sugarating the water supply, they knew this would happen.
And to this day sugar water is the top seller....
Among people who "eat careful" as Tamas is arguing? I'd need a cite for that "fact."
I am sorry grumbler it was just meant as a joke, I have no desire to "debate" it. :(
grumbler wins again!
Quote from: Tamas on January 31, 2018, 07:33:44 AM
I am sorry grumbler it was just meant as a joke, I have no desire to "debate" it. :(
Oh. A joke. Ha. Ha. What. a. knee. slapper.
I have no desire to "debate" your sense of humor, either.
Quote from: grumbler on January 31, 2018, 07:31:21 AM
Quote from: crazy canuck on January 31, 2018, 12:54:56 AM
Quote from: grumbler on January 30, 2018, 12:09:40 PM
Quote from: Tamas on January 30, 2018, 06:13:09 AM
Well he lives in the US. I imagine, if you eat careful you are still taking in a truckload of sugar a day.
Yep. When the Americans started sugarating the water supply, they knew this would happen.
And to this day sugar water is the top seller....
Among people who "eat careful" as Tamas is arguing? I'd need a cite for that "fact."
No, obviously not the careful eaters. But for the 50% or so who drink sugared water on a daily basis, the results are predictable.
Quote from: crazy canuck on January 31, 2018, 12:13:57 PM
No, obviously not the careful eaters. But for the 50% or so who drink sugared water on a daily basis, the results are predictable.
Okay. Great insight, there. Thanks.
It's not 50%, according to the CDC, it is 30% among adults and just over 20% among high schoolers, but that's a quibble. It's too much even if we don't exaggerate.
Quote from: grumbler on January 31, 2018, 01:23:11 PM
Quote from: crazy canuck on January 31, 2018, 12:13:57 PM
No, obviously not the careful eaters. But for the 50% or so who drink sugared water on a daily basis, the results are predictable.
Okay. Great insight, there. Thanks.
It's not 50%, according to the CDC, it is 30% among adults and just over 20% among high schoolers, but that's a quibble. It's too much even if we don't exaggerate.
50% drink soft drinks daily. The quibble you raised is with "sugared". It is an accurate quibble but doesn't detract from the fact that 50% of Americans drink a soda of some description daily.
Which goes back to your sarcastic statement that when Americans added sugar to their water, they knew what they were in for. Which, it turns out, is actually pretty accurate - or at least it is pretty obvious what would happen.
Not every soft drink has sugar though.
Besides hard drinks have sugar by definition and lots of people drink those to.
I am sorry Ed.
Quote from: Valmy on January 31, 2018, 03:00:09 PM
Not every soft drink has sugar though.
Yes, that is what made Grumbler's quibble accurate
Quote from: crazy canuck on January 31, 2018, 02:41:51 PM
50% drink soft drinks daily. The quibble you raised is with "sugared". It is an accurate quibble but doesn't detract from the fact that 50% of Americans drink a soda of some description daily.
Which goes back to your sarcastic statement that when Americans added sugar to their water, they knew what they were in for. Which, it turns out, is actually pretty accurate - or at least it is pretty obvious what would happen.
I have no idea what argument you are trying to make here. The CDC uses "Sugar-sweetened beverages" or SSB to mean all drinks that have added sugar. Tea, Coffee, Soda, etc. You use "soft drinks," which isn't what the CDC uses. The 50% figure is for SSB. Where you get the 50% soda figure, I don't know and don't really care.
Which goes back to my sarcastic comment that people who eat carefully really don't consume truckloads of sugar every day.
:bleeding:
Quote from: grumbler on January 31, 2018, 03:33:42 PM
Where you get the 50% soda figure, I don't know and don't really care.
You don't care but for shits and giggles
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/07/25/half-of-americans-drink-soda-everyday-consumption_n_1699540.html
Non-sugar (diet) sodas are about 1/4 of the market.
Quote from: The Minsky Moment on January 31, 2018, 03:57:30 PM
Non-sugar (diet) sodas are about 1/4 of the market.
right, which is why Grumbler's quibble was accurate.
Jeez, reading comprehension in this thread is very low, even by Languish standards.
Your malady has not been in vain, Monkeybutt. It has given us a profound insight into the difference between soft drink and sugared drink.
Quote from: Savonarola on January 31, 2018, 05:12:12 PM
Your malady has not been in vain, Monkeybutt. It has given us a profound insight into the difference between soft drink and sugared drink.
That distinction could save his life! :lol:
Quote from: Ed Anger on January 29, 2018, 09:52:46 PM
Update:
I am now a type II diabetic. Damn family history of the blood sugars. Yum, metformin, glimerpride and jabbing myself with Lantus.
Still a svelte 180 pounds at least. Still won't eat a damn salad.
Me to. Welcome to the party.
Quote from: Tamas on January 31, 2018, 03:00:33 PM
I am sorry Ed.
It's alright. I got a laugh out of it.
Quote from: Savonarola on January 31, 2018, 05:12:12 PM
Your malady has not been in vain, Monkeybutt. It has given us a profound insight into the difference between soft drink and sugared drink.
Is there a map that shows what people around US call sugared drinks?
Quote from: katmai on January 31, 2018, 08:16:07 PM
Quote from: Savonarola on January 31, 2018, 05:12:12 PM
Your malady has not been in vain, Monkeybutt. It has given us a profound insight into the difference between soft drink and sugared drink.
Is there a map that shows what people around US call sugared drinks?
:lol:
That's preposterous, who would waste their time making it?
Next you'll be telling me people endlessly rehash comments about such an unlikely work.
Quote from: katmai on January 31, 2018, 08:16:07 PM
Quote from: Savonarola on January 31, 2018, 05:12:12 PM
Your malady has not been in vain, Monkeybutt. It has given us a profound insight into the difference between soft drink and sugared drink.
Is there a map that shows what people around US call sugared drinks?
I see what you did.
Back in the hospital. Fluid in lung, fluid buildup in abdomen.
Seedy left before my final curtain call.
Are you ready for your close-up?
He'll be back. Meaning, both Seedz and Ed.
Quote from: Ed Anger on March 08, 2018, 06:20:40 PM
Back in the hospital. Fluid in lung, fluid buildup in abdomen.
Seedy left before my final curtain call.
Hang in there.
Quote from: Ed Anger on March 08, 2018, 06:20:40 PM
Back in the hospital. Fluid in lung, fluid buildup in abdomen.
Seedy left before my final curtain call.
Get better pal. See you soon!
Quote from: Ed Anger on March 08, 2018, 06:20:40 PM
Back in the hospital. Fluid in lung, fluid buildup in abdomen.
Seedy left before my final curtain call.
:mad:
You better get better, damnit.
:hug:
Quote from: Ed Anger on March 08, 2018, 06:20:40 PM
Back in the hospital. Fluid in lung, fluid buildup in abdomen.
Seedy left before my final curtain call.
Get better soon, wishing you all the best.
Quote from: Ed Anger on March 08, 2018, 06:20:40 PM
Back in the hospital. Fluid in lung, fluid buildup in abdomen.
Sounds like "Thursday" to me.
QuoteSeedy left before my final curtain call.
You're going to be the one who has to turn off the lights here when everyone else has left.
Quote from: Ed Anger on March 08, 2018, 06:20:40 PM
Seedy left before my final curtain call.
Welcome to the club.
Quote from: grumbler on March 09, 2018, 04:54:05 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on March 08, 2018, 06:20:40 PM
Back in the hospital. Fluid in lung, fluid buildup in abdomen.
Sounds like "Thursday" to me.
QuoteSeedy left before my final curtain call.
You're going to be the one who has to turn off the lights here when everyone else has left.
Ed's our Zack Allan. Seeds is Michael Garibaldi.
:unsure: I hope Ed and Seedy meet a happier end than the actors playing them.
They drained 8 liters out of my abdomen yesterday. In real measurements, that is about 18 pounds of fluid.
Fuck, man.
Quote from: Ed Anger on March 10, 2018, 06:45:37 PM
They drained 8 liters out of my abdomen yesterday. In real measurements, that is about 18 pounds of fluid.
Sheesh, el jefe :cry:
Quote from: Ed Anger on March 10, 2018, 06:45:37 PM
They drained 8 liters out of my abdomen yesterday. In real measurements, that is about 18 pounds of fluid.
Drain the abdomen!!!!111
Hoping and praying you're okay. :hug:
Quote from: Ed Anger on March 10, 2018, 06:45:37 PM
They drained 8 liters out of my abdomen yesterday. In real measurements, that is about 18 pounds of fluid.
I hope that really helps your medical situation, especially over the longer term. Are there other procedures the docs are going to do at this time?
Quote from: KRonn on March 11, 2018, 09:15:15 AM
Are there other procedures the docs are going to do at this time?
Surely they'll do a walletectomy.
I'm sure Ed has insurance.
The Wallestomy is a far worse procedure - where the source of funds is replaced by a bag that is filled up every so often and must be emptied by dedicated hospital staff.
I have returned home.
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Further ultrasounds show they don't need to drain my lung. Right away. My breathing is better, but I'm a bit constipated.
I had a couple hot nurses.
A picture of Hitler has never made me so happy :P :hug:
Quote from: Ed Anger on March 11, 2018, 07:11:43 PM
I have returned home.
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Further ultrasounds show they don't need to drain my lung. Right away. My breathing is better, but I'm a bit constipated.
I had a couple hot nurses.
The one on the left is NOT hot! :mad:
You look healthy. :)
Mein Fuhrer :)
Sweet camel toe Boner.
Quote from: Admiral Yi on March 11, 2018, 07:38:17 PM
Sweet camel toe Boner.
You get an all expenses paid trip to a camp.
"This one time, at death camp..."?
You were in my thoughts and prayers...
I see all your children turned up to welcome you home!
BURN
Good for you on getting back home, and with an impressive parade as well. ;)
Hope you continue to feel better and get better.
ER visit today. Had a sudden swelling in my abdomen and rapid weight gain. They drained 11 liters out. 24.25 pounds of fluid.
The chick PA was HOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT.
Quote from: Ed Anger on April 17, 2018, 07:57:53 PM
ER visit today. Had a sudden swelling in my abdomen and rapid weight gain. They drained 11 liters out. 24.25 pounds of fluid.
The chick PA was HOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT.
Pics next time, dammit. :)
edit: Of the nurse. In case it was unclear.
Sounds like a heart thing, yes? My dad went through that.
What are they doing for you?
Sump pump and a drainage ditch.
Quote from: merithyn on April 18, 2018, 11:34:00 AM
Sounds like a heart thing, yes? My dad went through that.
What are they doing for you?
Liver.
Low salt diet and shitloads of diaretics. And jamming a tube into my abdomen.
Could all the abdominal fluid be the buildup of semen that shot out the wrong way?
I find it hard to remember which fluid jokes I've already used. :(
Fluids seem to cause a lot of problems for Ed.
It is a very fluid situation.
Tough going Ed. Hope the docs have a good handle on things and you feel better soon.
Kidney function down to 31%. Feel like total crap.
Morale shot. Thinking of beginning of transferring wealth to the heirs early because ESTATE TAXES ARE THEFT. Need to consult my Jew lawyers.
Move to Sweden. No estate tax.
Quote from: Ed Anger on May 02, 2018, 06:07:20 PM
Kidney function down to 31%. Feel like total crap.
Morale shot. Thinking of beginning of transferring wealth to the heirs early because ESTATE TAXES ARE THEFT. Need to consult my Jew lawyers.
Do the docs have any plans to help the kidneys function better? What's the plan going forward.
Hang in there, don't like seeing your spirits down.
Just staying off certain medications. No ibuprofen, reduced my Metformin dose.
For brain's benefit, I was complemented on my pee not having proteins and other bad stuff in it.
Ok, sounds good for your part. Even with no health issues the warnings on that stuff say not to over use it to avoid harming kidneys.
All this stuff falling apart is a result of the warehouse landing on you?
No.
Quote from: Ed Anger on May 02, 2018, 06:07:20 PM
Kidney function down to 31%. Feel like total crap.
Morale shot. Thinking of beginning of transferring wealth to the heirs early because ESTATE TAXES ARE THEFT. Need to consult my Jew lawyers.
Not sure about the Buckeye State, but I do remember from my days as a paralegal major that if you're planning a little bit of premortem wealth transfer, you need to stick around another 60 days to make sure the state doesn't call it a party foul.
Quote from: DontSayBanana on May 02, 2018, 07:11:10 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on May 02, 2018, 06:07:20 PM
Kidney function down to 31%. Feel like total crap.
Morale shot. Thinking of beginning of transferring wealth to the heirs early because ESTATE TAXES ARE THEFT. Need to consult my Jew lawyers.
Not sure about the Buckeye State, but I do remember from my days as a paralegal major that if you're planning a little bit of premortem wealth transfer, you need to stick around another 60 days to make sure the state doesn't call it a party foul.
It's 2 years in some states I think; it might be even more than that in some.
Get better Ed :(
Quote from: Ed Anger on May 02, 2018, 06:29:19 PM
Just staying off certain medications. No ibuprofen, reduced my Metformin dose.
For brain's benefit, I was complemented on my pee not having proteins and other bad stuff in it.
:cheers:
I haven't been complimented on my pee in years :(
Quote from: derspiess on May 03, 2018, 01:12:54 PM
I haven't been complimented on my pee in years :(
Piss poor job that.
And another 3 days in the hospital. Took off 13 liters of fluid this time. Sunday was pure hell.
Jesus. 13 liters must be enough to save 2.4 million babies.
Quote from: Ed Anger on May 15, 2018, 07:41:17 PM
And another 3 days in the hospital. Took off 13 liters of fluid this time. Sunday was pure hell.
That's some tough going. I can imagine how it's pure hell as it must be pain, discomfort, anxiety. :(
Just going through gall bladder attacks about a dozen years ago, the pain and discomfort was so bad that I couldn't find any way to feel even a bit comfortable without the intravenous pain killers at the hospital. After a few of those events I had the gall bladder out.
Then about eight years ago I had a blood clot start in my lower back so I thought it back pain. Went on for a day but that night it went into my lung. I was in so much pain, couldn't breathe while lying down. Was in the hospital for five days and out of work for a month to recover.
That all was nasty but pales in comparison with what you're going through. Best of luck my friend.
Quote from: KRonn on May 18, 2018, 09:07:16 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on May 15, 2018, 07:41:17 PM
And another 3 days in the hospital. Took off 13 liters of fluid this time. Sunday was pure hell.
That's some tough going. I can imagine how it's pure hell as it must be pain, discomfort, anxiety. :(
Just going through gall bladder attacks about a dozen years ago, the pain and discomfort was so bad that I couldn't find any way to feel even a bit comfortable without the intravenous pain killers at the hospital. After a few of those events I had the gall bladder out.
Then about eight years ago I had a blood clot start in my lower back so I thought it back pain. Went on for a day but that night it went into my lung. I was in so much pain, couldn't breathe while lying down. Was in the hospital for five days and out of work for a month to recover.
That all was nasty but pales in comparison with what you're going through. Best of luck my friend.
Difficult stuff and well said KRonn.
Ed hang in there.
Give em hell Ed.
Back in and another 13 liters drained. For the record, I'm close to packing it in. Tell Seedy my games are booby trapped.
Hang in there Ed.
Lucullus has already made his promise.
Don't give up, Ed.
Hang tough, Ed. Did the docs give a reason why you got cirrhosis of the liver? You said earlier in the thread that you don't drink much but there are other reasons for this illness. BTW, how old are you?
Don't give up. Hang in there Ed! :hug:
Quote from: jimmy olsen on May 19, 2018, 09:51:52 PM
Don't give up. Hang in there Ed! :hug:
And if he can't, he should hang someone else. Like a Blot!
Quote from: Ed Anger on May 19, 2018, 07:22:31 PM
Back in and another 13 liters drained. For the record, I'm close to packing it in. Tell Seedy my games are booby trapped.
If they're rigged to blow when opened, then that's not really an effective measure against Seedy.
Quote from: DGuller on May 19, 2018, 11:29:13 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on May 19, 2018, 07:22:31 PM
Back in and another 13 liters drained. For the record, I'm close to packing it in. Tell Seedy my games are booby trapped.
If they're rigged to blow when opened, then that's not really an effective measure against Seedy.
Can anyone get in contact with Seedy? I think Berkut and Grumbler have met him in the flesh. Someone might want to tell Seedy if MB is looking to cash in his chips soon.
Provisional goodbye Boner.
This sounds very bad.
Best of luck Ed :hug:
:(
I'm in awe of what you've endured like it's nothing, just a minor detail. Ed. Having you here for all these years has been a joy.
Dude, hoping you pull through.
Get better Ed! :hug:
Er, in case, you know... Knowing you has been fucking awesome. :)
Hardly anyone bothers with the beet jokes when you are not around. :( So I hope you pull through!
But just in case... it's been a pleasure, Ed.
Quote from: Tamas on May 20, 2018, 08:40:32 AM
Hardly anyone bothers with the beet jokes when you are not around. :( So I hope you pull through!
I made one today! :w00t:
Ed, any chance for a liver transplant?
Quote from: alfred russel on May 20, 2018, 09:41:41 AM
Ed, any chance for a liver transplant?
Jesus. Yours must be pretty fucked up.
Hang in there :(
I've been thoroughly enjoying reading your posts for almost half my life now.
So thank you Ed, eight times consul of Languish.
I hope you pull through! Fingers crossed.
Shucks everybody. :blush:
Nearly 50 pounds of fluid removed and I was severely dehydrated. Sorta hilarious.
3 doctors visits ahead and a future consult @Ohio State for either a TIPS procedure or a possible transplant.
Gotta keep on truckin'.
:cheers:
Really glad you're getting some help, Ed. I hope it works.
You would be greatly missed here. You've made me laugh more times than I can count through the years.
Good you are getting help. Lucullus really sucks at looking after the kids.
Where's that stup ah there it is
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Stay upright man.
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Get better Monkeybutt!
L.
Quote from: Ed Anger on May 20, 2018, 07:58:49 PM
Shucks everybody. :blush:
Nearly 50 pounds of fluid removed and I was severely dehydrated. Sorta hilarious.
3 doctors visits ahead and a future consult @Ohio State for either a TIPS procedure or a possible transplant.
Gotta keep on truckin'.
(https://fatandthefurious.files.wordpress.com/2013/10/we-can-rebuild-him.jpg)
Take care! :hug:
I knew it. He's a 300lb trucker.
Quote from: Ed Anger on May 20, 2018, 07:58:49 PM
Shucks everybody. :blush:
Nearly 50 pounds of fluid removed and I was severely dehydrated. Sorta hilarious.
3 doctors visits ahead and a future consult @Ohio State for either a TIPS procedure or a possible transplant.
Gotta keep on truckin'.
:wub:
Do what they say. And don't leave us, please. We need you. :)
holy cows. good luck. pulling for you!
Quote from: Ed Anger on May 20, 2018, 07:58:49 PM
a future consult @Ohio State
Brutus shall lay his hands upon you and you shall be healed!
Hang in there pal! College Football season just wouldn't be the same without you.
They drained 13 liters of fluid again yesterday. In total agony, as my blood pressure is too low to take any sort of painkillers. My organs are moving back into place after the fluid pushed them around. Bleh.
Next month, I'll be down in Spicy land at UC getting a consult. Will likely be several hours. There will be no languish meetup.
I hate Cincinnati.
Fucking hell.
Keep fighting :hug:
God bless man, I'm pulling for you.
MB, you are the best of us. :showoff:
Your Portuguese genes will keep you strong!
Quote from: Ed Anger on June 07, 2018, 06:28:37 PM
Next month, I'll be down in Spicy land at UC getting a consult. Will likely be several hours. There will be no languish meetup.
I hate Cincinnati.
I'll leave you a Cincy Welcome Basket at the front desk. The Graeter's coupons are expired, but I know the guy that runs the Cheviot location and he said he'd honor them. Also the Pete Rose autographs are probably fake.
Quote from: derspiess on June 08, 2018, 03:35:53 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on June 07, 2018, 06:28:37 PM
Next month, I'll be down in Spicy land at UC getting a consult. Will likely be several hours. There will be no languish meetup.
I hate Cincinnati.
I'll leave you a Cincy Welcome Basket at the front desk. The Graeter's coupons are expired, but I know the guy that runs the Cheviot location and he said he'd honor them. Also the Pete Rose autographs are probably fake.
:D
Something to live for right there
Quote from: jimmy olsen on June 07, 2018, 06:39:56 PM
God bless man, I'm pulling for you.
Ed is definitely fucked now.
Yeah, thanks Tim.
Best wishes.
If you can survive Cincy, you can survive anything. You'll walk out of there as a more amazing survival story than Marvin Lewis' head coaching career. :thumbsup:
Scheduled for an another draining Tuesday. CT scan was good, but the ammonia levels is a concern. Put me on Laculose, which in addition to reducing annmonia, it gives you the squirts.
My wife was not pleased with the condition of the toilet bowl.. :lol:
Jesus Christ dude. I remember when your turds were nice and firm :(
No more Red October sized ones now.
The squits may lead to soreness in the fundament area; may I recommend this excellent product https://www.antimonkeybutt.com/men/8-original ?
I use wipes.
/profiles in butt courage
Your health is worse than Hitler's.
Quote from: The Brain on June 15, 2018, 05:26:48 PM
Your health is worse than Hitler's.
Well death is a pretty constant state
My ammonia levels in the blood is high(normal is 11-32,I'm close to 200), so after I finished the Lactulose they sent in a refill. 6 giant bottles of it. Holy crap. I like to poop, but that shit is ridiculous. But that is how the ammonia gets expelled. Pooing.
Plus the Hitler like tremors in my hands disappeared. Now if I can just shake the constant fatigue, I'd feel better.
Pulling for ya el jefe
I'd like you to get better too.
Another 13 liters off today. It looks like over the last 2-3 months I've had over 100 pounds of fluid taken off my abdomen.
Quote from: Ed Anger on June 19, 2018, 07:11:46 PM
Another 13 liters off today. It looks like over the last 2-3 months I've had over 100 pounds of fluid taken off my abdomen.
Ed, hang in there, but I feel the forces of darkness already have a hold of your soul, now that you have converted to the metric system for fluid measurements. 🙁 at least you aren't reporting kilograms to us, so there is hope still. 😜
What are the odds of getting yourself a replacement liver? Have you negotiated with Mono yet?
Quote from: alfred russel on June 20, 2018, 07:46:27 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on June 19, 2018, 07:11:46 PM
Another 13 liters off today. It looks like over the last 2-3 months I've had over 100 pounds of fluid taken off my abdomen.
Ed, hang in there, but I feel the forces of darkness already have a hold of your soul, now that you have converted to the metric system for fluid measurements. 🙁 at least you aren't reporting kilograms to us, so there is hope still. 😜
Soin medical uses the metric measurements. I just convert those to pounds. :lol:
Quote from: Tamas on June 20, 2018, 08:00:22 AM
What are the odds of getting yourself a replacement liver? Have you negotiated with Mono yet?
I'll find out on the 16th or soon afterwards.
Quote from: Ed Anger on June 20, 2018, 07:45:19 PM
Soin medical uses the metric measurements.
Sounds like you've put your life in the hands of communists. :(
Quote from: alfred russel on June 21, 2018, 05:35:15 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on June 20, 2018, 07:45:19 PM
Soin medical uses the metric measurements.
Sounds like you've put your life in the hands of communists. :(
Very nice communists. With private rooms. :)
I get weighed in kilograms six times a week. :(
The engineer, globalist, and Jacobin in me celebrate this glorious victory for revolutionary measurement systems.
I've been in the Hospital since Sunday, when I didn't even recognize my wife and own kids. I'll be going to another rehab facility after release as my body is shot to pieces.
I even yelled at the twins when my ammonia levels were at 300+. I feel like a total heel now. :(
Extra fun bonus was the breathing tube jammed down my throat and continued use of the catheter on Wally the one eyed wonder worm.
Is the basic problem that you need a new liver at this point? What's the word on that?
Quote from: Legbiter on June 29, 2018, 08:17:09 PM
Is the basic problem that you need a new liver at this point? What's the word on that?
I have a consult at UC on the 16th. If I c an even keep the appointment.
I couldn't beat Tim with wet sack of dead fetuses right now.
Quote from: Ed Anger on June 29, 2018, 08:22:20 PM
Quote from: Legbiter on June 29, 2018, 08:17:09 PM
Is the basic problem that you need a new liver at this point? What's the word on that?
I have a consult at UC on the 16th. If I c an even keep the appointment.
I couldn't beat Tim with wet sack of dead fetuses right now.
Don't leave me alone with here with Tim. Dude. :huh: ;)
You'll get a new liver and that's that.
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:lol:
Rammstein's ich will popped into my head.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EOnSh3QlpbQ (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EOnSh3QlpbQ)
Here you go Ed.
Will is what will get you through this. Sheer grinding will to live and see the this through.
:hug:
:cool:
Still in hospital. After a valiant struggle, Ed Anger's kidneys ar failing. Also, the Emperor has picked up a C DIff bowel infection. Thanks hospital infections!
Ed Anger was last seen in the middle of a Old Guard square besieged by bugs.
:(
:( It has been nice being your internet friend Ed
Merde. :(
Stay strong MB. Best wishes, in your hour of need.
Fuck, Ed, there's still so many women to impregnate. :(
Sulla, were I in position to, I would protect your kin. As it is, I will make sure Pompey (Cal) won't mess with them.
:(
:(
Damn, Ed :(
L.
Damn man, hang on. :console: :hug:
:(
Hang On Sloopy :(
Shit :(
:( Hang in there
Miserable luck Ed, but hopefully the worst will pass and you can get a transplant. Hoping the best for you!
I'm pulling for you, bud.
Stay alive man. :(
Update:
The C Dif bowel infection continues. I remain in semi-isolation. I have shit myself repeatedly.
They have installed A dialysis port in my chest and have undergone 3 straight days of dialysis. That shit is getting old already. They hope this is temporary while the kidneys attempt to recover. I have started pissing again a little bit.
Appetite is gone. Every tastes like gruel.
Jesus. Well I am just glad you still have not abdicated to Napoleon II.
Any hope on that new Kidney? Any chance this infection clears up?
Quote from: Valmy on July 07, 2018, 08:56:57 PM
Jesus. Well I am just glad you still have not abdicated to Napoleon II.
Any hope on that new Kidney? Any chance this infection clears up?
This is the hilarious part: if the meds don't work, they have the option of a fecal transplant. Heh heh.
Was discharged Tuesday to the rehab center, back at the hospital today. Pancreatitis. Strangely they are typing my blood in case I need some.
Bleh. Wide awake at 2 am.
Quote from: Ed Anger on July 14, 2018, 01:03:45 AM
Was discharged Tuesday to the rehab center, back at the hospital today. Pancreatitis. Strangely they are typing my blood in case I need some.
Bleh. Wide awake at 2 am.
Good luck
Good to hear from you.
+1
Hope the pancraetic treatment is quick and effective.
Quote from: Ed Anger on July 14, 2018, 01:03:45 AM
Was discharged Tuesday to the rehab center, back at the hospital today. Pancreatitis. Strangely they are typing my blood in case I need some.
Bleh. Wide awake at 2 am.
Man it is a victory when I see a post from you. I hope you are hanging in there this week.
Survive!!111
Quote from: The Brain on July 16, 2018, 10:21:43 AM
Survive!!111
Just don't do it by being in a plane crash in the Andes and eating your fellow passengers.
Survive & advance, Ed.
I live.
Month + in hospital, 3rd day in rehab.
Came close to cashing out.
Quote from: Ed Anger on July 27, 2018, 06:56:29 PM
I live.
Month + in hospital, 3rd day in rehab.
Came close to cashing out.
You're our Rocky Balboa.
Good to hear from you mate. :cheers:
When can you break out of that shithole Ed?
Quote from: Legbiter on July 27, 2018, 07:05:58 PM
When can you break out of that shithole Ed?
I can't get up usually without assistance. Or walk. Or go to the Bathroom without a helper.
So I expect at least a month.
Languish should have a getaway car ready in the driveway.
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CWF1HHuXAAEWGqh.jpg)
God bless man, really pulling for you. :hug:
Quote from: Legbiter on July 27, 2018, 07:27:41 PM
Languish should have a getaway car ready in the driveway.
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MEIN FUHRER, I CAN WALK!
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Don't get too comfy Ed.
Quote from: Ed Anger on July 27, 2018, 06:56:29 PM
I live.
Month + in hospital, 3rd day in rehab.
Came close to cashing out.
Dude it is a miracle.
Brutus rejoices.
May you recover swiftly.
Quote from: Legbiter on July 27, 2018, 08:20:40 PM
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Hey Boner, if I don't say good bye another time before you kick, it's because I think provisional good byes are the same as real good good byes. I think you're a good guy and I've enjoyed hanging with you.
Ed, I've always believed in your vision and I will carry on your work, likely from South America. But I hope it won't come to that. :)
Ed, stop taking "Languish is dying" so literally. It's just a figure of speech!
I have confidence in you, buddy. A friend of mine got a liver transplant and made a full recovery from about your state.
P.S. Get it done at Michigan Hospital, not OSU.
:hug:
Back in the hospital. They are starting to talk Hospice now.
Quote from: Ed Anger on August 08, 2018, 07:55:43 AM
Back in the hospital. They are starting to talk Hospice now.
:( :( :(
We love you Ed. :hug:
Quote from: Ed Anger on August 08, 2018, 07:55:43 AM
Back in the hospital. They are starting to talk Hospice now.
:(
Quote from: Ed Anger on August 08, 2018, 07:55:43 AM
Back in the hospital. They are starting to talk Hospice now.
There's a sixth spice girl? :w00t:
Oh. :(
Quote from: Ed Anger on August 08, 2018, 07:55:43 AM
Back in the hospital. They are starting to talk Hospice now.
Shit. :(
Don't give up, Ed.
:(
Quote from: derspiess on August 08, 2018, 10:35:36 AM
Don't give up, Ed.
This.
And none of us should either.
Quote from: Ed Anger on August 08, 2018, 07:55:43 AM
Back in the hospital. They are starting to talk Hospice now.
They obviously have no idea who they are dealing with
:(
Wishing you all the best
:console: :console: :console:
Quote from: Ed Anger on August 08, 2018, 07:55:43 AM
Back in the hospital. They are starting to talk Hospice now.
sorry to hear that man :(
still, I wish you all the best.
Fuck. Hang in there, man.
No words, man, but my thoughts are with you. You are one of the good guys, and I'd not take kindly to your changing that status.
Damn. :(
Quote from: Ed Anger on August 08, 2018, 07:55:43 AM
Back in the hospital. They are starting to talk Hospice now.
Well shit. :(
I hope it sounds worse than it is...
Quote from: Ed Anger on August 08, 2018, 07:55:43 AM
Back in the hospital. They are starting to talk Hospice now.
Is there anything we can do for you Ed?
Hang in there Ed.
Ed, I believe you can cheat death. As an Ohio State fan you should know all about cheating. :P
Hang in there man. :hug:
Don't worry, he's a Colonel. We Colonels are tough sons of bitches.
Quote from: Caliga on August 09, 2018, 04:41:06 PM
Don't worry, he's a Colonel. We Colonels are tough sons of bitches.
There may be something to that. Colonel Sanders did live to be 90, presumably after a life of eating his food.
Very sorry to hear that. :(
Stick in there, man.
Ed, are you alive? Knock once for yes.
I saw a bust of Sulla today and thought of Ed.
Quote from: The Brain on August 19, 2018, 08:44:04 AM
Ed, are you alive? Knock once for yes.
I'll interpret the silence as yes. :unsure:
Quote from: The Brain on August 19, 2018, 08:44:04 AM
Ed, are you alive? Knock once for yes.
Knock twice for no.
Hope you pull through :(
Anyone heard anything? :(
I've assumed he is with Sulla now. :(
Sadly no. :weep:
:( :( :(
Its been too long :(
:(
Quote from: Richard Hakluyt on October 03, 2018, 12:08:45 AM
Its been too long :(
It has. In the back of my mind I keep hoping he's screwing with us, though :(
Great guy. I know he liked to keep his private life separate from Languish but he would have been a hoot to hang out with.
Quote from: derspiess on October 03, 2018, 09:43:25 AM
Quote from: Richard Hakluyt on October 03, 2018, 12:08:45 AM
Its been too long :(
It has. In the back of my mind I keep hoping he's screwing with us, though :(
Great guy. I know he liked to keep his private life separate from Languish but he would have been a hoot to hang out with.
Agree on both points.
I think he's only sleeping and will one day return, in our moment of greatest peril.
Does anyone have any real contact with him? I think I might have his name but it's not an uncommon name and I only have a vague idea where he lives.
Quote from: Razgovory on October 03, 2018, 12:37:22 PM
Does anyone have any real contact with him? I think I might have his name but it's not an uncommon name and I only have a vague idea where he lives.
Pretty sure no. Ole Monkeybutt zealously protected his privacy.
Quote from: Barrister on October 03, 2018, 12:40:31 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on October 03, 2018, 12:37:22 PM
Does anyone have any real contact with him? I think I might have his name but it's not an uncommon name and I only have a vague idea where he lives.
Pretty sure no. Ole Monkeybutt zealously protected his privacy.
If anyone would have it I would guess it would be CdM, Grumbler or Berkut.
I really hope he's just busy marching on Rome or something :(
I do hope this whole thing is just a cruel joke on us, but I don't think so. :(
I have no information on who Monkeybutt really was, nor, I think, does Seedy. Sorry.
Quote from: grumbler on October 04, 2018, 04:50:24 AM
I have no information on who Monkeybutt really was, nor, I think, does Seedy. Sorry.
I miss him and hope his family does well. Farewell and God bless Ed.
(https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/346/018/725.jpg)
I suppose OvB has access to his email address, maybe someone will respond?
That's a good idea.
Was he over 50? or still close to 40? Can't quite remember.
It was mentioned in one of his birthday threads...46/47 I believe
Feel terrible for his family. What an awful thing.
Quote from: Tonitrus on October 04, 2018, 09:26:54 AM
It was mentioned in one of his birthday threads...46/47 I believe
His profile here says 46. His last time active in the forum was in august, when he last posted in this thread.
It doesn't look great...
I have hope. I can't imagine him leaving this life without giving one last classic MonkeyButt post.
I'm hoping he's still around to continue his witty posts.
I've combed Ohio obituaries. Some candidates, no one definitive.
Quote from: Grey Fox on October 05, 2018, 07:16:46 AM
I've combed Ohio obituaries. Some candidates, no one definitive.
Five children (or six if we count the French one) should narrow it down, no?
Yes, so far I've found none that explicitly mention 5 children with 3 girls & 2 boys.
Lots of without details tho.
Quote from: jimmy olsen on October 05, 2018, 07:27:18 AM
Quote from: Grey Fox on October 05, 2018, 07:16:46 AM
I've combed Ohio obituaries. Some candidates, no one definitive.
Five children (or six if we count the French one) should narrow it down, no?
Do we know where in Ohio he lived?
Quote from: Threviel on October 05, 2018, 07:40:28 AM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on October 05, 2018, 07:27:18 AM
Quote from: Grey Fox on October 05, 2018, 07:16:46 AM
I've combed Ohio obituaries. Some candidates, no one definitive.
Five children (or six if we count the French one) should narrow it down, no?
Do we know where in Ohio he lived?
I figured out the exact town once but forgot. It's somewhere in the Dayton-Columbus-Cincinnati triangle-- closer to Dayton than the other two.
Figured it was a Dayton suburb.
Someone has the Vagina wall house picture? Google photo search it, see what the algorythm finds.
It's Bellbrook
http://languish.org/forums/index.php/topic,13.msg1083883.html#msg1083883
only one I can find with the right age is Alexander Morris, but he passed away in September.
Quote from: HVC on October 05, 2018, 10:42:28 AM
only one I can find with the right age is Alexander Morris, but he passed away in September.
That guy was still updating his Facebook profile picture one week before he died. Probably not Ed.
Also: being able to investigate people like that on the Internets is weird.
So he might live. What chance did he have? Is there any hope for a recovery?
If it helps I believe he grew up in Harlan, KY. That's the kind of detail that might be in an obit.
Quote from: HVC on October 05, 2018, 10:42:28 AM
only one I can find with the right age is Alexander Morris, but he passed away in September.
I thought his name was Hawkins
Quote from: Threviel on October 05, 2018, 11:21:20 AM
So he might live. What chance did he have? Is there any hope for a recovery?
A liver transplant maybe? Let's hope. Although I am afraid he would have updated us on that.
Quote from: Tamas on October 05, 2018, 01:07:56 PM
Quote from: Threviel on October 05, 2018, 11:21:20 AM
So he might live. What chance did he have? Is there any hope for a recovery?
A liver transplant maybe? Let's hope. Although I am afraid he would have updated us on that.
He mentioned a consult about that very thing.
Had it not been for him mentioning hospice, I'd have more hope.
He has non-alcoholic liver disease which was causing liver failure, and a consequence of that disease is it can often cause fluid retention which causes further damage to internal organs. I believe he mentioned kidneys were starting to shut down because of it. It's a condition that can be very survivable, but he was at the point in the end where it sounded like he needed a transplant, but his general condition was so poor he would not be a transplant candidate (because his health was so poor he would be unlikely to survive the process, so the transplant committee where he was getting treatment likely would have declined to perform a transplant.) So what he would need is a month or maybe a couple months of "stable" health, where they were able to get him to stop having bouts of serious fluid retention, infections and etc. [I asked a doctor I live with for an assessment given the info we had from re-reading the thread.]
Also I don't believe I ever had Mb/Ed's email address, sadly.
Regardless I hope he's still with us and focusing on getting healthy and beating this thing.
Quote from: derspiess on October 05, 2018, 02:37:44 PM
Had it not been for him mentioning hospice, I'd have more hope.
It kills me to think about his children.
Quote from: derspiess on October 05, 2018, 02:37:44 PM
Had it not been for him mentioning hospice, I'd have more hope.
Yep.
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Yeah, I've been checking his profile hoping that date would have changed :(