HAY GUISE! - The Ed Anger Deathwatch Thread

Started by Ed Anger, July 21, 2015, 07:07:04 PM

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dps

#645
January 31, 2018, 04:56:01 PM
Jeez, reading comprehension in this thread is very low, even by Languish standards.

Savonarola

#646
January 31, 2018, 05:12:12 PM
Your malady has not been in vain, Monkeybutt.  It has given us a profound insight into the difference between soft drink and sugared drink.
In Italy, for thirty years under the Borgias, they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, they had five hundred years of democracy and peace—and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock

grumbler

#647
January 31, 2018, 06:05:31 PM
Quote from: Savonarola on January 31, 2018, 05:12:12 PM
Your malady has not been in vain, Monkeybutt.  It has given us a profound insight into the difference between soft drink and sugared drink.

That distinction could save his life!  :lol:
The future is all around us, waiting, in moments of transition, to be born in moments of revelation. No one knows the shape of that future or where it will take us. We know only that it is always born in pain.   -G'Kar

Bayraktar!

Valmy

#648
January 31, 2018, 07:19:59 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on January 29, 2018, 09:52:46 PM
Update:

I am now a type II diabetic. Damn family history of the blood sugars. Yum, metformin, glimerpride and jabbing myself with Lantus.

Still a svelte 180 pounds at least. Still won't eat a damn salad.

Me to. Welcome to the party.
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

Ed Anger

#649
January 31, 2018, 07:35:29 PM
Quote from: Tamas on January 31, 2018, 03:00:33 PM
I am sorry Ed.

It's alright. I got a laugh out of it.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

katmai

#651
January 31, 2018, 08:16:07 PM
Quote from: Savonarola on January 31, 2018, 05:12:12 PM
Your malady has not been in vain, Monkeybutt.  It has given us a profound insight into the difference between soft drink and sugared drink.
Is there a map that shows what people around US call sugared drinks?
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son

mongers

#652
January 31, 2018, 08:22:23 PM Last Edit: January 31, 2018, 08:27:37 PM by mongers
Quote from: katmai on January 31, 2018, 08:16:07 PM
Quote from: Savonarola on January 31, 2018, 05:12:12 PM
Your malady has not been in vain, Monkeybutt.  It has given us a profound insight into the difference between soft drink and sugared drink.
Is there a map that shows what people around US call sugared drinks?

:lol:


That's preposterous, who would waste their time making it?

Next you'll be telling me people endlessly rehash comments about such an unlikely work.
"We have it in our power to begin the world over again"

Ed Anger

#653
January 31, 2018, 08:23:07 PM
Quote from: katmai on January 31, 2018, 08:16:07 PM
Quote from: Savonarola on January 31, 2018, 05:12:12 PM
Your malady has not been in vain, Monkeybutt.  It has given us a profound insight into the difference between soft drink and sugared drink.
Is there a map that shows what people around US call sugared drinks?

I see what you did.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

Ed Anger

#654
March 08, 2018, 06:20:40 PM
Back in the hospital. Fluid in lung, fluid buildup in abdomen.

Seedy left before my final curtain call.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

garbon

#655
March 08, 2018, 06:57:24 PM
Are you ready for your close-up?
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."

I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

derspiess

#656
March 08, 2018, 11:47:19 PM
He'll be back. Meaning, both Seedz and Ed.
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

Legbiter

#657
March 09, 2018, 12:29:06 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on March 08, 2018, 06:20:40 PM
Back in the hospital. Fluid in lung, fluid buildup in abdomen.

Seedy left before my final curtain call.

Hang in there.
Posted using 100% recycled electrons.

Valmy

#658
March 09, 2018, 01:27:48 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on March 08, 2018, 06:20:40 PM
Back in the hospital. Fluid in lung, fluid buildup in abdomen.

Seedy left before my final curtain call.

Get better pal. See you soon!
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

merithyn

#659
March 09, 2018, 02:41:07 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on March 08, 2018, 06:20:40 PM
Back in the hospital. Fluid in lung, fluid buildup in abdomen.

Seedy left before my final curtain call.

:mad:

You better get better, damnit.

:hug:
Yesterday, upon the stair,
I met a man who wasn't there
He wasn't there again today
I wish, I wish he'd go away...
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