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Started by CountDeMoney, May 12, 2013, 07:42:40 AM

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CountDeMoney

To all Languishites and their mommies, and to all the Mrs. Languishites that endured labor to provide you with your progeny.

Call your mother, you never call anymore like your brother, don't forget to wear a jacket it's chilly out, are you eating enough and is that how you cut your hair now?

garbon

My sister spoke with my mother earlier this week and then asked if she had to call again on Mother's Day. :D
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

CountDeMoney

There's always one in the family.

jimmy olsen

I call my mother every Sunday.  :)
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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katmai

Already called and tortured her with a happy Mother's Day to you song from which she shall never recover.
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son

Liep

I called my mother and asked her to dinner, she declined, "I'm too tired, what with the gardening and thinking about how you haven't given me grandchildren yet".
"Af alle latterlige Ting forekommer det mig at være det allerlatterligste at have travlt" - Kierkegaard

"JamenajmenømahrmDÆ!DÆ! Æhvnårvaæhvadlelæh! Hvor er det crazy, det her, mand!" - Uffe Elbæk

merithyn

I'll call Mom after she gets out of church. I'm a bad kid, though. Didn't even think to send a card until I got one in the mail from her yesterday. :blush:
Yesterday, upon the stair,
I met a man who wasn't there
He wasn't there again today
I wish, I wish he'd go away...

Liep

Quote from: merithyn on May 12, 2013, 08:46:27 AM
I'll call Mom after she gets out of church. I'm a bad kid, though. Didn't even think to send a card until I got one in the mail from her yesterday. :blush:

Just rant about the commercialisation of the day and send her flowers later when enough time has passed for it to seem like just a nice gesture and not an "yeah, I did, in fact, forget".
"Af alle latterlige Ting forekommer det mig at være det allerlatterligste at have travlt" - Kierkegaard

"JamenajmenømahrmDÆ!DÆ! Æhvnårvaæhvadlelæh! Hvor er det crazy, det her, mand!" - Uffe Elbæk

Martinus

Mother's Day is 26 May here.

garbon

"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Josquius

Mothers day was months ago. Americans, sheesh.
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HVC

Quote from: Liep on May 12, 2013, 08:40:02 AM
I called my mother and asked her to dinner, she declined, "I'm too tired, what with the gardening and thinking about how you haven't given me grandchildren yet".
guilt, a mothers gift to us all :D

Happy mothers day all the mothers of languish posters and moms who post on languish :hug:
Being lazy is bad; unless you still get what you want, then it's called "patience".
Hubris must be punished. Severely.

The Larch


merithyn

I was woken out of bed at 7:15am to the twins fighting. Ran downstairs to minimize the damage (emotional, not physical; they're really mean to each other), spent 20 minutes soothing one, another 10 talking to the other. Made breakfast in bed for the youngest boy who stepped on a rusty nail yesterday (it went all the way through his foot). The Girl is out of town this weekend with a friend.

None of them wished me happy birthday until after noon. :glare:
Yesterday, upon the stair,
I met a man who wasn't there
He wasn't there again today
I wish, I wish he'd go away...

derspiess

It's your birthday, too? :P

Anyway, Happy Mothers Day, dear Meri :hug:
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall