2016 elections - because it's never too early

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Valmy

#2986
November 05, 2015, 09:14:05 PM
Quote from: Habbaku on November 05, 2015, 08:58:28 PM
:yeah:  Two of the worst relegated to the "Humor Them" stage.

Seems weird to put the top 2 guys in the polls there but hey I am not complaining.
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Razgovory

#2987
November 05, 2015, 09:59:42 PM
Quote from: Habbaku on November 05, 2015, 08:58:28 PM
:yeah:  Two of the worst relegated to the "Humor Them" stage.

I shudder to think who you consider, "the best".
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

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DGuller

#2988
November 05, 2015, 10:01:03 PM
Quote from: Habbaku on November 05, 2015, 08:58:28 PM
:yeah:  Two of the worst relegated to the "Humor Them" stage.
:yes: They're all pretty bad, if you're the type who likes your intelligence uninsulted, but these two made your eyes roll every time they opened their mouths.  You have to be less transparent if you want to get this job.

Eddie Teach

#2989
November 05, 2015, 10:11:12 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on November 05, 2015, 09:59:42 PM
Quote from: Habbaku on November 05, 2015, 08:58:28 PM
:yeah:  Two of the worst relegated to the "Humor Them" stage.

I shudder to think who you consider, "the best".

Rand Paul.

Then, uhhh, Jeb?
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Ed Anger

#2990
November 05, 2015, 10:40:51 PM
I'm voting for whoever pisses DG off most.
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Razgovory

#2991
November 05, 2015, 11:11:01 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on November 05, 2015, 10:11:12 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on November 05, 2015, 09:59:42 PM
Quote from: Habbaku on November 05, 2015, 08:58:28 PM
:yeah:  Two of the worst relegated to the "Humor Them" stage.

I shudder to think who you consider, "the best".

Rand Paul.

Then, uhhh, Jeb?

Rand Paul's notion of "liberty" would be appealing to Southern White man.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

Eddie Teach

#2992
November 05, 2015, 11:26:58 PM
Both his notions of "liberty" and "foreign policy" make him preferable to the rest of the GOP field.

I'd rather have Bernie win though.  :)
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MadImmortalMan

#2993
November 05, 2015, 11:32:33 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on November 05, 2015, 11:11:01 PM

Rand Paul's notion of "liberty" would be appealing to Southern White man.

Wouldn't he take their slaves away?  :P
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Razgovory

#2994
November 05, 2015, 11:40:00 PM
Quote from: MadImmortalMan on November 05, 2015, 11:32:33 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on November 05, 2015, 11:11:01 PM

Rand Paul's notion of "liberty" would be appealing to Southern White man.

Wouldn't he take their slaves away?  :P

An issue best left to the states.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

Habbaku

#2995
November 06, 2015, 12:32:31 AM
Quote from: Razgovory on November 05, 2015, 09:59:42 PM
Quote from: Habbaku on November 05, 2015, 08:58:28 PM
:yeah:  Two of the worst relegated to the "Humor Them" stage.

I shudder to think who you consider, "the best".

It's more fun when you tell me who I consider the best, fuckhead.
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jimmy olsen

#2996
November 06, 2015, 12:59:16 AM
Quote from: Razgovory on November 05, 2015, 11:11:01 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on November 05, 2015, 10:11:12 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on November 05, 2015, 09:59:42 PM
Quote from: Habbaku on November 05, 2015, 08:58:28 PM
:yeah:  Two of the worst relegated to the "Humor Them" stage.

I shudder to think who you consider, "the best".

Rand Paul.

Then, uhhh, Jeb?

Rand Paul's notion of "liberty" would be appealing to Southern White man.

Peter is neither of those things.
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Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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11B4V

#2997
November 06, 2015, 01:07:18 AM
 :hmm:

http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/ben-carson-egyptian-pyramids-were-grain-stores-not-pharaohs-tombs/ar-BBmRLyk?ocid=ansmsnnews11

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Egypt's pyramids were built by the biblical Joseph to store grain and were not, as archaeologists believe, tombs for pharaohs, Republican presidential hopeful Ben Carson has said.

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The retired neurosurgeon, who is seeking his party's nomination for the White House, made these remarks in a 1998 address at Andrews University, a school associated with the Seventh-day Adventist Church, to which he belongs, in a video posted on Buzzfeed on Wednesday.

The church is a conservative evangelical Christian one.

I"My own personal theory is that Joseph built the pyramids to store grain," Carson – who last week overtook Republican rival Donald Trump for the first time in a national poll – told graduates in his address.
"Now all the archeologists think that they were made for the pharaohs' graves. But, you know, it would have to be something awfully big if you stop and think about it.

"And I don't think it'd just disappear over the course of time to store that much grain."

Asked on Wednesday if he still held these views, Carson told CBS News: "It's still my belief, yes."

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Habbaku

#2998
November 06, 2015, 01:09:20 AM
Crap, he'll probably pick up a few poll points with that becoming known.
The medievals were only too right in taking nolo episcopari as the best reason a man could give to others for making him a bishop. Give me a king whose chief interest in life is stamps, railways, or race-horses; and who has the power to sack his Vizier (or whatever you care to call him) if he does not like the cut of his trousers.

Government is an abstract noun meaning the art and process of governing and it should be an offence to write it with a capital G or so as to refer to people.
-J. R. R. Tolkien

jimmy olsen

#2999
November 06, 2015, 01:10:37 AM
Well, if you build the Pyramids ,it acts as a granary in all of your cities, so he's not exactly wrong. :nerd:
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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