2016 elections - because it's never too early

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Barrister

#2970
November 05, 2015, 03:37:12 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on November 05, 2015, 03:30:43 PM
:huh:  Are you still going full viking on us?

I don't think this entire exchange is very serious.
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Valmy

#2971
November 05, 2015, 03:40:03 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on November 05, 2015, 03:30:43 PM
:huh:  Are you still going full viking on us?

Uh oh. We offended Fidei Defensor over here.
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

DGuller

#2972
November 05, 2015, 04:18:14 PM
Raz sure has been angling for God's good graces for the last couple of years.

Maximus

#2973
November 05, 2015, 04:19:54 PM
Maybe he has an exam coming up.

garbon

#2974
November 05, 2015, 05:51:13 PM
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

jimmy olsen

#2975
November 05, 2015, 05:52:56 PM
 :lmfao:
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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DGuller

#2976
November 05, 2015, 06:19:48 PM
 :rolleyes: Bunch of prudes.

Admiral Yi

#2977
November 05, 2015, 06:22:27 PM
Quote from: DGuller on November 05, 2015, 06:19:48 PM
:rolleyes: Bunch of prudes.

Wouldn't it be cool to get fucked up the ass in the Oval Office?

dps

#2978
November 05, 2015, 06:23:46 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on November 05, 2015, 06:22:27 PM
Quote from: DGuller on November 05, 2015, 06:19:48 PM
:rolleyes: Bunch of prudes.

Wouldn't it be cool to get fucked up the ass in the Oval Office?

DGuller would rather taste the President's cock.  Guess he could do ATM though.

jimmy olsen

#2979
November 05, 2015, 06:56:28 PM
So, Carson made up the story of his youth from whole cloth!? Wow.  :huh:

http://edition.cnn.com/2015/11/05/politics/ben-carson-2016-childhood-violence/
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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1 Karma Chameleon point

MadImmortalMan

#2980
November 05, 2015, 07:10:19 PM
So...he wasn't actually a psychopathic violent kid? What a monster!  :lol:
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DGuller

#2981
November 05, 2015, 07:19:25 PM
Quote from: dps on November 05, 2015, 06:23:46 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on November 05, 2015, 06:22:27 PM
Quote from: DGuller on November 05, 2015, 06:19:48 PM
:rolleyes: Bunch of prudes.

Wouldn't it be cool to get fucked up the ass in the Oval Office?

DGuller would rather taste the President's cock.  Guess he could do ATM though.
It takes a lot of effort to ruin the gag so thoroughly.

DGuller

#2982
November 05, 2015, 08:38:45 PM
The average BMI of the main GOP debate stage has just plummeted. :o

Admiral Yi

#2983
November 05, 2015, 08:40:29 PM
Quote from: DGuller on November 05, 2015, 08:38:45 PM
The average BMI of the main GOP debate stage has just plummeted. :o

Fuck.

Habbaku

#2984
November 05, 2015, 08:58:28 PM
:yeah:  Two of the worst relegated to the "Humor Them" stage.
The medievals were only too right in taking nolo episcopari as the best reason a man could give to others for making him a bishop. Give me a king whose chief interest in life is stamps, railways, or race-horses; and who has the power to sack his Vizier (or whatever you care to call him) if he does not like the cut of his trousers.

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