2016 elections - because it's never too early

[OttoVonBismarck]

I just hope all the Hispanics/blacks/gays on Languish get the hell out before 1/20. Trump is coming, and hell's coming with him.

[mongers]

So the next Languish meet is in South Korea to see Tim? 

Sure, after we sacrifice both you and Marty on the new alter to the Great Taint.

[Ed Anger]

Trump up 50 to 45 in Michigan.  Still leading in VA and NC.

I'm going to have to work on passing for white.

I'll put in a good word for you to the new regime. 

[HVC]

The Taint is pretty close to destroying America.

Dammit Timmy

[Barrister]

Early yet in those states, but definitely time to worry.  Remember earlier votes tend to come in from Trump-friendly parts of states.

Wait BB--you on Hillary's side?

#NeverTrump remember.

So the worrisome thing is Virginia, 90% counted - but Trump's margin is razor-thin.

[CountDeMoney]

200,000 votes for Johnson in Florida.  Way to go, stoners.

Right, because they all would have voted for Clinton.

It's not exactly close in Florida right now.  If every Johnson voter voted for Clinton instead, she would barely be ahead.

That's not the point.  Nader got half the votes of Johnson, who is twice as fucking stupid.  Now that's depressing.

[Legbiter]

Well it's not over yet.

[Admiral Yi]

I'll put in a good word for you to the new regime. 

Thanks bro. 

Seriously, WTF happened in Virginia?  Did all the millenial programmer dickheads in NOVA not bother to vote?

[mongers]

I just hope all the Hispanics/blacks/gays on Languish get the hell out before 1/20. Trump is coming, and hell's coming with him.

You know what's weird, despite all our differences here, most of us seem to come down on the side of reason, and this evening we're seeing some horsemen on the horizon.

[Tonitrus]

Early yet in those states, but definitely time to worry.  Remember earlier votes tend to come in from Trump-friendly parts of states.

Wait BB--you on Hillary's side?

#NeverTrump remember.

So the worrisome thing is Virginia, 90% counted - but Trump's margin is razor-thin.

Talking heads have been saying most of NoVa is not in yet...that should swing towards Hil pretty heavily.

[Ed Anger]

The Taint is pretty close to destroying America.

Dammit Timmy

That is what you fuckers get for tolerating his shit.

[Baron von Schtinkenbutt]

Michigan is slipping away.

1,004,279 votes / 16.2% reported
49.4% Trump 497,676 votes
45.5% Clinton 458,102 votes
3.7% Johnson 37,585 votes
1.1% Stein 10,916 votes

[Zanza]

Yuuuge disaster y'all are creating there...

[mongers]

I'll put in a good word for you to the new regime. 

Thanks bro. 

Seriously, WTF happened in Virginia?  Did all the millenial programmer dickheads in NOVA not bother to vote?

Which is what many of them may have done in our Brexit vote.

[Ed Anger]

Yuuuge disaster y'all are creating there...

Bigly.