2016 elections - because it's never too early

[Zoupa]

This is pretty fucked up. Wtf guys 

[Ed Anger]

Well, I broke out the rum. Needed something a bit strong, so went with the Pusser's Navy Rum.   

I'll take a whole painkiller tonight.

[mongers]

We live in a country of dumbasses. 

Not just dumbasses, but dumbasses that would ally with a hostile foreign power against the other half of the country.

So worse than our Brexitiers?

Which may well be the one bright spot in this election, English voters aren't the most self-destructive in the world.

[CountDeMoney]

Enjoy your Trumpenreich bitches

Are you abroad at the moment?

No, but thankfully he's well within the blast radius.

[katmai]

I have a keg to kill.

Well, I broke out the rum. Needed something a bit strong, so went with the Pusser's Navy Rum.   

I'll take a whole painkiller tonight.

[Zanza]

  Huh, woke up and checked the results. Does not look good. Clinton losing VA, MI and WI at the moment. 

[MadBurgerMaker]

Well, I broke out the rum. Needed something a bit strong, so went with the Pusser's Navy Rum.   

I like that stuff.

I'm gonna go start digging my bunker now. 

[Grey Fox]

Who gets Nuked first?

Iran
London
NK
Mexico City

[CountDeMoney]

This is pretty fucked up. Wtf guys 

Sorry, man.  You guys are on your own.

[lustindarkness]

Who gets Nuked first?

Iran
London
NK
Mexico City

DC

[Liep]

Who gets Nuked first?

Iran
London
NK
Mexico City

One of the few (if not only) countries he's specifically mentioned that will get nuked is Denmark. So yeah, getting pretty nervous.

[Kleves]

The Taint is pretty close to destroying America.

[lustindarkness]

Well, I broke out the rum. Needed something a bit strong, so went with the Pusser's Navy Rum.   

I like that stuff.

I'm gonna go start digging my bunker now. 

Kinda late no?

[mongers]

So if the worst comes to the worst, what's the big thread about this on Languish going to be called?

How about one entitled "So this is The Rout of Civilization"

[Grey Fox]

Who gets Nuked first?

Iran
London
NK
Mexico City

One of the few (if not only) countries he's specifically mentioned that will get nuked is Denmark. So yeah, getting pretty nervous.

He won't Nuke America's new ally conquest.