2016 elections - because it's never too early

[Barrister]

So I see Trump winning in Michigan, New Hampshire, and Virginia - none of which seemed that close in the polling.

Early yet in those states, but definitely time to worry.  Remember earlier votes tend to come in from Trump-friendly parts of states.

North Carolina, which I listed as a Trump must-win, he's only narrowly leading.

Florida and Ohio can pretty much be called for Trump though.

[Baron von Schtinkenbutt]

Well, I broke out the rum. Needed something a bit strong, so went with the Pusser's Navy Rum.   

Good choice my good man.  My favorite rum. 

[CountDeMoney]

200,000 votes for Johnson in Florida.  Way to go, stoners.

[FunkMonk]

Enjoy your Trumpenreich bitches

Are you abroad at the moment?

nly if D.C./Virginia counts as abroad.

I'll be the first die in our inevitable nuclear holocaust 

[Baron von Schtinkenbutt]

Well, I broke out the rum. Needed something a bit strong, so went with the Pusser's Navy Rum.   

I like that stuff.

I'm gonna go start digging my bunker now.

All my firearms are down in Virginia.

[Caliga]

Connecticut - Clinton.
Louisiana - Trump.

[mongers]

The Taint is pretty close to destroying America.

That means we all have to worship Timmay, now that civilized progress is ended.

[FunkMonk]

Hillary got Nadered in Florida. Wow

GG FL

[CountDeMoney]

I'll be the first die in our inevitable nuclear holocaust 

If it's a work day, I'll be right there with you. 

[Admiral Yi]

Trump up 50 to 45 in Michigan.  Still leading in VA and NC.

I'm going to have to work on passing for white.

[Legbiter]

So the next Languish meet is in South Korea to see Tim? 

[Fate]

Hillary got Nadered in Florida. Wow

GG FL

She got Comey'ed. Stein's % plus Clinton % isn't more than Trump.

[Josephus]

Early yet in those states, but definitely time to worry.  Remember earlier votes tend to come in from Trump-friendly parts of states.

Wait BB--you on Hillary's side?

[Baron von Schtinkenbutt]

200,000 votes for Johnson in Florida.  Way to go, stoners.

Right, because they all would have voted for Clinton.

It's not exactly close in Florida right now.  If every Johnson voter voted for Clinton instead, she would barely be ahead.

[OttoVonBismarck]

Hillary got Nadered in Florida. Wow

GG FL

Eh, it's not as clear with Nader/Gore, Nader voters were never remotely possible Trump voters, but a good number of Johnson voters are people who have voted Republican at some point.