2016 elections - because it's never too early

[Legbiter]

So my bet is looking pretty good right now.

[Ed Anger]

I might just lose a hundred bucks to my dad. 

[CountDeMoney]

I might just go get drunk.  I have sick days left to take.

Enjoy that mazel tov cocktail.

[CountDeMoney]

[Admiral Yi]

Don still up by 80K in VA.  That might be a good time to panic.

[Legbiter]

CNN coverage reminds me of FoxNews last time around....clutching at straws...

Damn you weren't joking. It's grimly funny.

[Fate]

Ugh Michigan. I can't believe it's this close. Clinton could possibly lose this thing. 

[Ed Anger]

Dow futures down big.

[mongers]

Ugh Michigan. I can't believe it's this close. Clinton could possibly lose this thing. 

Come on you guys are just panicking.

It really can't be that bad can it?

[CountDeMoney]

I hope you fuckers lose it all at tomorrow's opening bell.

[Ed Anger]

Ugh Michigan. I can't believe it's this close. Clinton could possibly lose this thing. 

Come on you guys are just panicking.

It really can't be that bad can it?

There is a whiff of panic on the TV.

[Ed Anger]

I hope you fuckers lose it all at tomorrow's opening bell.

HEY NOW

[DGuller]

Ugh Michigan. I can't believe it's this close. Clinton could possibly lose this thing. 

Come on you guys are just panicking.

It really can't be that bad can it?

It is pretty concerning at the moment.  The narrative has flip-flopped twice by now, so it can flip again, but the momentum is not good.  Not good at all.

[Fate]

Ugh Michigan. I can't believe it's this close. Clinton could possibly lose this thing. 

Come on you guys are just panicking.

I really can't be that bad can it?

Exit polls for Michigan were a statistical dead heat (Trump up +0.1%). With 11% reporting Trump is up 2.5%. If he wins Michigan, it would be game over assuming he keeps his leads in NC, OH, and FL.

[Liep]

I hope you fuckers lose it all at tomorrow's opening bell.

I'm pretty sure we will. NIKKEI is already going down.