2016 elections - because it's never too early

[Martinus]

[garbon]

Yeah, I think this is probably new depths. Things you post that you think are funny that are masquerading as if they are real.

[CountDeMoney]

And the rollout of New Trump continues. 

Donald Trump will call for six weeks of paid maternity leave for new mothers in a Tuesday policy address, breaking with GOP orthodoxy.

http://thehill.com/policy/healthcare/295608-trump-to-call-for-six-weeks-paid-maternity-leave

The campaign said the plan is "deficit-neutral" when taken in concert with Trump's larger tax plan.

"How do you plan to pay for this?"
"By not paying for it."

[garbon]

I might have missed it as I was quite busy yesterday but did we discuss Colin Powell's hacked emails where he put Trump on blast?

[Legbiter]

And the rollout of New Trump continues. 

Donald Trump will call for six weeks of paid maternity leave for new mothers in a Tuesday policy address, breaking with GOP orthodoxy.

http://thehill.com/policy/healthcare/295608-trump-to-call-for-six-weeks-paid-maternity-leave

The campaign said the plan is "deficit-neutral" when taken in concert with Trump's larger tax plan.

"How do you plan to pay for this?"
"By not paying for it."

Facts don't matter at this point. What matters is that Trump deployed Ivanka when he rolled this out.

It blows my mind, Trump is running unopposed at this point while Hillary is issuing oaths and imprecations against a cartoon frog from her sickbed.

[FunkMonk]

Hillary will be just well enough to stand trial when a Trump Justice Department convicts her, unfortunately.

[FunkMonk]

Everything hinges on the debates now. All Trump has to do is go on stage and look remotely presidential while not calling Hillary a cunt to her face (tall order for him, I know  ) while Hill just has to stay conscious long enough for her Weekend at Bernie's crew to not tire out.

America   

[Berkut]

I wonder if the concerns about Clinton's health will actually sway any actual voters.

The LOLZTROLLZ love it of course, but they are firmly in Trump's brownshirt brigade already.

For the vast majority who "support" Clinton because Trump is such a dangerous concept, her health would not, I expect, move the meter one bit.

I would vote for Hillary Clinton in a coma over Trump. I would certainly vote for Tim Kaine over Trump, so the idea that Hillary might - what? Die? Zombie Hillary would be better than Trump, and Kaine would be better than Trump, and whoever comes after Kaine would be better than Trump, and randomly selected American is almost certainly better than Trump - I would be willing to roll the dice on Random US Citizen rather than Trump.

Of course, my problem is that I think this is about reasoning and consideration, rather than LOLZORS, so shame on me.

[Legbiter]

Clinton has to be the unluckiest person on Earth. She's to feature in the October issue of Women's Health. 

http://thehill.com/blogs/in-the-know/in-the-know/295666-clinton-gets-featured-in-womens-health-magazine

[Legbiter]

Everything hinges on the debates now. All Trump has to do is go on stage and look remotely presidential while not calling Hillary a cunt to her face (tall order for him, I know  ) while Hill just has to stay conscious long enough for her Weekend at Bernie's crew to not tire out.

America   

Yeah they've set the bar so low for Trump that if he just shows up and dosen't bite her throat out he's good.

[Razgovory]

I wonder if the concerns about Clinton's health will actually sway any actual voters.

The LOLZTROLLZ love it of course, but they are firmly in Trump's brownshirt brigade already.

For the vast majority who "support" Clinton because Trump is such a dangerous concept, her health would not, I expect, move the meter one bit.

I would vote for Hillary Clinton in a coma over Trump. I would certainly vote for Tim Kaine over Trump, so the idea that Hillary might - what? Die? Zombie Hillary would be better than Trump, and Kaine would be better than Trump, and whoever comes after Kaine would be better than Trump, and randomly selected American is almost certainly better than Trump - I would be willing to roll the dice on Random US Citizen rather than Trump.

Of course, my problem is that I think this is about reasoning and consideration, rather than LOLZORS, so shame on me.

Trump better hope Hillary is healthy.  If she just drops dead tomorrow, he's shit out a luck.

[mongers]

Well guys do you think we can last to election day, given the current level of 'discourse'?

Or will increasing numbers of us succumb to cerebral implosions? 

[derspiess]

Clinton has to be the unluckiest person on Earth. She's to feature in the October issue of Women's Health. 

http://thehill.com/blogs/in-the-know/in-the-know/295666-clinton-gets-featured-in-womens-health-magazine

You just can't make this shit up.

[derspiess]

Well guys do you think we can last to election day, given the current level of 'discourse'?

Or will increasing numbers of us succumb to cerebral implosions? 

If Hillary regains a comfortable lead, it will all be fine here.  If Trump remains within striking distance, though-- 

[Martinus]

I wonder if the concerns about Clinton's health will actually sway any actual voters.

The LOLZTROLLZ love it of course, but they are firmly in Trump's brownshirt brigade already.

For the vast majority who "support" Clinton because Trump is such a dangerous concept, her health would not, I expect, move the meter one bit.

I would vote for Hillary Clinton in a coma over Trump. I would certainly vote for Tim Kaine over Trump, so the idea that Hillary might - what? Die? Zombie Hillary would be better than Trump, and Kaine would be better than Trump, and whoever comes after Kaine would be better than Trump, and randomly selected American is almost certainly better than Trump - I would be willing to roll the dice on Random US Citizen rather than Trump.

Of course, my problem is that I think this is about reasoning and consideration, rather than LOLZORS, so shame on me.

Trump better hope Hillary is healthy.  If she just drops dead tomorrow, he's shit out a luck.

I love the anti-Trump people. Not only his campaign is imploding, the worst that could happen to him is his opponent dying.