2016 elections - because it's never too early

[Valmy]

Those states without early voting look so backwards and archaic compared to the sophistication of Texas.

[Ed Anger]

Those states without early voting look so backwards and archaic compared to the sophistication of Texas.

Charles Strong is a gimp.

[lustindarkness]

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I'm on the fence, I have never really figured out if a hotdog is a sandwich or not.

[garbon]

Those states without early voting look so backwards and archaic compared to the sophistication of Texas.

According to this, NJ is one of them - aka has no excuse needed, early voting.
https://ballotpedia.org/Early_voting

[Valmy]

Ok then what the hell DGuller? You should have done this weeks ago.

[Ed Anger]

Its hard for DG to do early voting, when he is naked on the floor covered in triple stacker wrappers.

[derspiess]

I voted

English only on my ballot.  Voted straight GOP except for president, in which case we both wrote in Berkut's name.

[garbon]

Its hard for DG to do early voting, when he is naked on the floor covered in triple stacker wrappers.

With blueberry garnish.

[Berkut]

I voted

English only on my ballot.  Voted straight GOP except for president, in which case we both wrote in Berkut's name.

I would make an excellent President.

[Valmy]

I would make an excellent President.

A master diplomat like Berkut will bring about world peace.

Sam Harris would be the ambassador to the Saudi Arabia.

[derspiess]

He'd give some memorable speeches at the UN, at least.

[Eddie Teach]

I voted

English only on my ballot.  Voted straight GOP except for president, in which case we both wrote in Berkut's name.

You stopped feeling the Johnson?

[Berkut]

I would make an excellent President.

A master diplomat like Berkut will bring about world peace.

I would make the *right* people mad.

Sam Harris would be the ambassador to the Saudi Arabia.

Sam Harris would be a terrible ambassador to anywhere.

[derspiess]

I voted

English only on my ballot.  Voted straight GOP except for president, in which case we both wrote in Berkut's name.

You stopped feeling the Johnson?

[Valmy]

Sam Harris would be a terrible ambassador to anywhere.

I see. What position did you have in mind for him then?