2016 elections - because it's never too early

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CountDeMoney

#18345
November 07, 2016, 10:10:45 PM
Quote from: derspiess on November 07, 2016, 10:06:40 PM
What is inaccurate about the story?

That the maid printed out classified emails.

derspiess

#18346
November 07, 2016, 10:19:01 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on November 07, 2016, 10:10:45 PM
Quote from: derspiess on November 07, 2016, 10:06:40 PM
What is inaccurate about the story?

That the maid printed out classified emails.

Go on.
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

CountDeMoney

#18347
November 07, 2016, 10:22:44 PM

derspiess

#18348
November 07, 2016, 10:25:00 PM
:lol:

I keep cases of Lemon Pledge for my cleaning lady. 
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

Phillip V

#18349
November 07, 2016, 11:24:36 PM
Louisiana's jungle primary for its U.S. Senate seat:

Imagine if the 5 Republican candidates split the vote enough such that the 2 Democratic candidates end up being the top two finishers.  :D

http://projects.fivethirtyeight.com/2016-election-forecast/senate/louisiana/

derspiess

#18350
November 07, 2016, 11:41:50 PM
Okay, Tim.
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

katmai

#18351
November 08, 2016, 12:08:30 AM
Quote from: derspiess on November 07, 2016, 11:41:50 PM
Okay, Tim.

I know all us brown people look alike to you, raciss!
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son

Eddie Teach

#18352
November 08, 2016, 12:09:50 AM
Phil looks more like Tiger Woods than most though.
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

Habbaku

#18353
November 08, 2016, 12:10:05 AM
Quote from: katmai on November 08, 2016, 12:08:30 AM
Quote from: derspiess on November 07, 2016, 11:41:50 PM
Okay, Tim.

I know all us brown people look alike to you, raciss!

I thought it was easy to tell you two apart: Tim is the one that can't run, jump, or swim.

Wait, that doesn't help.  :hmm:
The medievals were only too right in taking nolo episcopari as the best reason a man could give to others for making him a bishop. Give me a king whose chief interest in life is stamps, railways, or race-horses; and who has the power to sack his Vizier (or whatever you care to call him) if he does not like the cut of his trousers.

Government is an abstract noun meaning the art and process of governing and it should be an offence to write it with a capital G or so as to refer to people.
-J. R. R. Tolkien

Eddie Teach

#18354
November 08, 2016, 12:13:27 AM
Katmai is quite buoyant.
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

katmai

#18355
November 08, 2016, 01:04:59 AM
Quote from: Habbaku on November 08, 2016, 12:10:05 AM

I thought it was easy to tell you two apart: Tim is the one that can't run, jump, or swim.

Wait, that doesn't help.  :hmm:
:o :glare:
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son

Liep

#18356
November 08, 2016, 04:21:19 AM
 :hmm:

"Af alle latterlige Ting forekommer det mig at være det allerlatterligste at have travlt" - Kierkegaard

"JamenajmenømahrmDÆ!DÆ! Æhvnårvaæhvadlelæh! Hvor er det crazy, det her, mand!" - Uffe Elbæk

Martinus

#18357
November 08, 2016, 04:45:32 AM
Quote from: Liep on November 08, 2016, 04:21:19 AM
:hmm:



Nasty president? Sounds about right.

Martinus

#18358
November 08, 2016, 04:46:23 AM
Quote from: Eddie Teach on November 08, 2016, 12:13:27 AM
Katmai is quite buoyant.

I, for one, would prefer to find myself shipwrecked with katmai than Timmy.

katmai

#18359
November 08, 2016, 04:50:40 AM
:unsure:
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son
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