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Started by Zeus, May 08, 2013, 01:39:21 AM

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merithyn

Quote from: garbon on May 08, 2013, 07:26:01 AM
I'd stamp my feet and not go.

:lol:

Though, it would be adorable seeing you in plaid flannel, blue jeans, and a kayak paddle. :D
Yesterday, upon the stair,
I met a man who wasn't there
He wasn't there again today
I wish, I wish he'd go away...

garbon

The first two bits were part of my standard look in SF. :D
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Malthus

Quote from: Syt on May 08, 2013, 01:47:12 AM
Don't accept invitations from katmai to visit him at his home.  :ph34r:

Reminds me of an Alaskan joke.

This fellow moves to a remote location in Alaska to get away from people and concentrate on his writing. But after a few weeks, he starts getting a bit lonely.

Just then he gets a visit from a "neighbour", a great big shaggy tattooed fellow living in a cabin in the next valley. The neighbour invites him to a party at his place the next night.

Wanting to be sociable after the weeks of isolation, our hero accepts.

"Oh, by the way", says the shaggy man, "I hope you don't mind ... there is going to be some drinking".

Our hero assures him that he's used to that.

"Oh, and I have to tell you ... after the drinking, there is usually some fighting"

This gives our hero some pause, but he says he's man enough to hold his own.

"And I have to warn you ... after the fighting, there's usually, you know, some fucking".

Our hero says: "I'm up for that! Gets kinda lonely around here. I'm happy to meet your neighbours and friends."

The shaggy man wrinkles his brow. "Neighbours? Friends? No, it's just gonna be the two of us".
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius

HVC

That reminds me of a joke I first heard in elementary school and still makes me laugh.

Starts off  with asking "if you were camping and you woke up in the middle of the night and your ass was bleeding would you tell anyone?"

They invariably answer with a no

To which you reply "wanna go camping?"


Don't know why it makes me laugh, but it does. Also, enjoy Alaska. Watch out for the bears :P
Being lazy is bad; unless you still get what you want, then it's called "patience".
Hubris must be punished. Severely.

Legbiter

Quote from: HVC on May 08, 2013, 08:43:51 AMWatch out for the bears :P



We told him already to stay away from katmai.  :hmm:
Posted using 100% recycled electrons.

garbon

"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

merithyn

Quote from: HVC on May 08, 2013, 08:43:51 AM
That reminds me of a joke I first heard in elementary school and still makes me laugh.

Starts off  with asking "if you were camping and you woke up in the middle of the night and your ass was bleeding would you tell anyone?"

They invariably answer with a no

To which you reply "wanna go camping?"


Don't know why it makes me laugh, but it does. Also, enjoy Alaska. Watch out for the bears :P

:blink:

You first heard that joke in ELEMENTARY SCHOOL??
Yesterday, upon the stair,
I met a man who wasn't there
He wasn't there again today
I wish, I wish he'd go away...

HVC

Grade 5 or 6 at the latest. By a classmate, not the janitor or something if that makes a difference :D
Being lazy is bad; unless you still get what you want, then it's called "patience".
Hubris must be punished. Severely.

garbon

Quote from: HVC on May 08, 2013, 09:41:12 AM
Grade 5 or 6 at the latest. By a classmate, not the janitor or something if that makes a difference :D

:pinch:
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

katmai

Quote from: Malthus on May 08, 2013, 08:29:48 AM
Quote from: Syt on May 08, 2013, 01:47:12 AM
Don't accept invitations from katmai to visit him at his home.  :ph34r:

Reminds me of an Alaskan joke.

This fellow moves to a remote location in Alaska to get away from people and concentrate on his writing. But after a few weeks, he starts getting a bit lonely.

Just then he gets a visit from a "neighbour", a great big shaggy tattooed fellow living in a cabin in the next valley. The neighbour invites him to a party at his place the next night.

Wanting to be sociable after the weeks of isolation, our hero accepts.

"Oh, by the way", says the shaggy man, "I hope you don't mind ... there is going to be some drinking".

Our hero assures him that he's used to that.

"Oh, and I have to tell you ... after the drinking, there is usually some fighting"

This gives our hero some pause, but he says he's man enough to hold his own.

"And I have to warn you ... after the fighting, there's usually, you know, some fucking".

Our hero says: "I'm up for that! Gets kinda lonely around here. I'm happy to meet your neighbours and friends."

The shaggy man wrinkles his brow. "Neighbours? Friends? No, it's just gonna be the two of us".
in Alaska the joke is told about Canadians.
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son

katmai

Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son

garbon

Quote from: katmai on May 08, 2013, 09:48:41 AM
Quote from: garbon on May 08, 2013, 08:49:15 AM
:zipped:
i am not a bear. :angry:

I was more surprised by Legbiter posting gay porn.

I've no issues with bears.
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Malthus

Quote from: katmai on May 08, 2013, 09:46:04 AM
in Alaska the joke is told about Canadians.

Perhaps, but I can't see BB fitting this role nearly as well as you.  :P
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius

katmai

FFS Malthus I live in city of 300k. I don't have Hardon for backwards living like the Beeb.
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son

garbon

"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.