Advice Wanted

[merithyn]

I'd stamp my feet and not go.

Though, it would be adorable seeing you in plaid flannel, blue jeans, and a kayak paddle.

[garbon]

The first two bits were part of my standard look in SF.

[Malthus]

Don't accept invitations from katmai to visit him at his home. 

Reminds me of an Alaskan joke.

This fellow moves to a remote location in Alaska to get away from people and concentrate on his writing. But after a few weeks, he starts getting a bit lonely.

Just then he gets a visit from a "neighbour", a great big shaggy tattooed fellow living in a cabin in the next valley. The neighbour invites him to a party at his place the next night.

Wanting to be sociable after the weeks of isolation, our hero accepts.

"Oh, by the way", says the shaggy man, "I hope you don't mind ... there is going to be some drinking".

Our hero assures him that he's used to that.

"Oh, and I have to tell you ... after the drinking, there is usually some fighting"

This gives our hero some pause, but he says he's man enough to hold his own.

"And I have to warn you ... after the fighting, there's usually, you know, some fucking".

Our hero says: "I'm up for that! Gets kinda lonely around here. I'm happy to meet your neighbours and friends."

The shaggy man wrinkles his brow. "Neighbours? Friends? No, it's just gonna be the two of us".

[HVC]

That reminds me of a joke I first heard in elementary school and still makes me laugh.

Starts off  with asking "if you were camping and you woke up in the middle of the night and your ass was bleeding would you tell anyone?"

They invariably answer with a no

To which you reply "wanna go camping?"


Don't know why it makes me laugh, but it does. Also, enjoy Alaska. Watch out for the bears

[Legbiter]

Watch out for the bears

We told him already to stay away from katmai. 

[garbon]

[merithyn]

That reminds me of a joke I first heard in elementary school and still makes me laugh.

Starts off  with asking "if you were camping and you woke up in the middle of the night and your ass was bleeding would you tell anyone?"

They invariably answer with a no

To which you reply "wanna go camping?"


Don't know why it makes me laugh, but it does. Also, enjoy Alaska. Watch out for the bears

You first heard that joke in ELEMENTARY SCHOOL??

[HVC]

Grade 5 or 6 at the latest. By a classmate, not the janitor or something if that makes a difference

[garbon]

Grade 5 or 6 at the latest. By a classmate, not the janitor or something if that makes a difference

[katmai]

Don't accept invitations from katmai to visit him at his home. 

Reminds me of an Alaskan joke.

This fellow moves to a remote location in Alaska to get away from people and concentrate on his writing. But after a few weeks, he starts getting a bit lonely.

Just then he gets a visit from a "neighbour", a great big shaggy tattooed fellow living in a cabin in the next valley. The neighbour invites him to a party at his place the next night.

Wanting to be sociable after the weeks of isolation, our hero accepts.

"Oh, by the way", says the shaggy man, "I hope you don't mind ... there is going to be some drinking".

Our hero assures him that he's used to that.

"Oh, and I have to tell you ... after the drinking, there is usually some fighting"

This gives our hero some pause, but he says he's man enough to hold his own.

"And I have to warn you ... after the fighting, there's usually, you know, some fucking".

Our hero says: "I'm up for that! Gets kinda lonely around here. I'm happy to meet your neighbours and friends."

The shaggy man wrinkles his brow. "Neighbours? Friends? No, it's just gonna be the two of us".

in Alaska the joke is told about Canadians.

[katmai]

i am not a bear.

[garbon]

i am not a bear.

I was more surprised by Legbiter posting gay porn.

I've no issues with bears.

[Malthus]

in Alaska the joke is told about Canadians.

Perhaps, but I can't see BB fitting this role nearly as well as you. 

[katmai]

FFS Malthus I live in city of 300k. I don't have Hardon for backwards living like the Beeb.

[garbon]