Norwegian girls convert to Islam for Justin Bieber tickets

Started by Syt, April 19, 2013, 02:27:20 PM

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Admiral Yi

#30
April 20, 2013, 01:35:23 AM
Man I'm glad I didn't crash that wedding.

Capetan Mihali

#31
April 20, 2013, 01:41:26 AM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on April 20, 2013, 01:35:23 AM
Man I'm glad I didn't crash that wedding.

I gave a speech. Kept it neutral and upbeat. :bowler:  And then went back to the table with his bewildered WWII vet grandpop and the rest of the judeo-christians while the other 300 Muslims did their thing -- Bosnians and everybody.  My only problem was the food incredibly sucked given the (obvious) lack of alcohol plus the great possibilities of her native cuisine.
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The Brain

#32
April 20, 2013, 02:10:26 AM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on April 19, 2013, 04:03:48 PM
I assume you have to go helmet if you're anteater, no?

You may remember a poster called bmolsson? He described it as being recommended, not required.
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dps

#33
April 20, 2013, 05:37:23 AM
Quote from: Capetan Mihali on April 19, 2013, 10:33:28 PM
My best buddy in college, Mark (a Scandi-Am. raised Catholic in Kalona, IA, Amish-quilting capital west of the Mississip, I gather), became Jibril upon getting with and marrying a Bengali Muslim gal.

Did people start calling him gerbil?

Solmyr

#34
April 20, 2013, 06:40:26 AM
Quote from: Strix on April 19, 2013, 05:20:07 PM
Quote from: Valmy on April 19, 2013, 05:05:08 PM
Quote from: derspiess on April 19, 2013, 04:01:51 PM
When you do that, you have to take a Muslim name.

Holy crap.  So much for it being easy.  Changing your name sounds like a pain in the ass.

I wonder how "practically French" would translate.  :D

Ferengi?

Viking

#35
April 20, 2013, 06:45:52 AM
Quote from: dps on April 20, 2013, 05:37:23 AM
Quote from: Capetan Mihali on April 19, 2013, 10:33:28 PM
My best buddy in college, Mark (a Scandi-Am. raised Catholic in Kalona, IA, Amish-quilting capital west of the Mississip, I gather), became Jibril upon getting with and marrying a Bengali Muslim gal.

Did people start calling him gerbil?

Jibril is arabic of Gabriel
First Maxim - "There are only two amounts, too few and enough."
First Corollary - "You cannot have too many soldiers, only too few supplies."
Second Maxim - "Be willing to exchange a bad idea for a good one."
Second Corollary - "You can only be wrong or agree with me."

A terrorist which starts a slaughter quoting Locke, Burke and Mill has completely missed the point.
The fact remains that the only person or group to applaud the Norway massacre are random Islamists.

Viking

#36
April 20, 2013, 06:46:22 AM
Quote from: Solmyr on April 20, 2013, 06:40:26 AM
Quote from: Strix on April 19, 2013, 05:20:07 PM
Quote from: Valmy on April 19, 2013, 05:05:08 PM
Quote from: derspiess on April 19, 2013, 04:01:51 PM
When you do that, you have to take a Muslim name.

Holy crap.  So much for it being easy.  Changing your name sounds like a pain in the ass.

I wonder how "practically French" would translate.  :D

Ferengi?

Ferengi is arabic for foreigner
First Maxim - "There are only two amounts, too few and enough."
First Corollary - "You cannot have too many soldiers, only too few supplies."
Second Maxim - "Be willing to exchange a bad idea for a good one."
Second Corollary - "You can only be wrong or agree with me."

A terrorist which starts a slaughter quoting Locke, Burke and Mill has completely missed the point.
The fact remains that the only person or group to applaud the Norway massacre are random Islamists.

dps

#37
April 20, 2013, 07:42:09 PM
Quote from: Viking on April 20, 2013, 06:45:52 AM
Quote from: dps on April 20, 2013, 05:37:23 AM
Quote from: Capetan Mihali on April 19, 2013, 10:33:28 PM
My best buddy in college, Mark (a Scandi-Am. raised Catholic in Kalona, IA, Amish-quilting capital west of the Mississip, I gather), became Jibril upon getting with and marrying a Bengali Muslim gal.

Did people start calling him gerbil?

Jibril is arabic of Gabriel

Not the point.

Eddie Teach

#38
April 20, 2013, 08:35:04 PM
Quote from: Solmyr on April 20, 2013, 06:40:26 AM
Quote from: Strix on April 19, 2013, 05:20:07 PM
Quote from: Valmy on April 19, 2013, 05:05:08 PM
Quote from: derspiess on April 19, 2013, 04:01:51 PM
When you do that, you have to take a Muslim name.

Holy crap.  So much for it being easy.  Changing your name sounds like a pain in the ass.

I wonder how "practically French" would translate.  :D

Ferengi?

Hardly. They were the ones who considered England a nation of shopkeepers, remember.
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