Norwegian girls convert to Islam for Justin Bieber tickets

Started by Syt, April 19, 2013, 02:27:20 PM

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Syt

April 19, 2013, 02:27:20 PM
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Caliga

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April 19, 2013, 03:17:30 PM
Converting to Islam: no big whoop.  I did it myself once. :)
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Barrister

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April 19, 2013, 03:41:31 PM
Once you convert to Islam you can never go back. :ph34r:
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Caliga

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April 19, 2013, 03:42:33 PM
Quote from: Barrister on April 19, 2013, 03:41:31 PM
Once you convert to Islam you can never go back. :ph34r:
Whoops. :Embarrass:
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garbon

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April 19, 2013, 03:43:16 PM
What does it take to become a convert to Islam?
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Malthus

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April 19, 2013, 03:55:24 PM
Quote from: Caliga on April 19, 2013, 03:17:30 PM
Converting to Islam: no big whoop.  I did it myself once. :)

Did you get Justin Bieber tickets out of the deal?  :hmm:
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius

Caliga

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April 19, 2013, 03:56:39 PM
Quote from: garbon on April 19, 2013, 03:43:16 PM
What does it take to become a convert to Islam?
All you have to do is recite that prayer which is like "There is only one God and that God is Allah" three times.  I think it's called the shahadah.   When I was in college a friend and I did that as a joke at a Model UN Conference since we were representing some crappy Muslim country. :)
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Caliga

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April 19, 2013, 03:57:21 PM
Quote from: Malthus on April 19, 2013, 03:55:24 PM
Did you get Justin Bieber tickets out of the deal?  :hmm:
I think he was in diapers when we converted. :cool:
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garbon

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April 19, 2013, 04:00:16 PM
Quote from: Caliga on April 19, 2013, 03:56:39 PM
Quote from: garbon on April 19, 2013, 03:43:16 PM
What does it take to become a convert to Islam?
All you have to do is recite that prayer which is like "There is only one God and that God is Allah" three times.  I think it's called the shahadah.   When I was in college a friend and I did that as a joke at a Model UN Conference since we were representing some crappy Muslim country. :)

Okay, I found this on about.com. Seems very easy.

http://islam.about.com/od/converts/ht/convert.htm
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

derspiess

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April 19, 2013, 04:01:51 PM
One of my best friends did that so his wife's family would like him :rolleyes:

When you do that, you have to take a Muslim name.  His was (and still is to the older in-laws) Omar.  We do give him more than a little shit over it.
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Admiral Yi

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April 19, 2013, 04:03:48 PM
I assume you have to go helmet if you're anteater, no?

Viking

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April 19, 2013, 04:06:12 PM
Quote from: Caliga on April 19, 2013, 03:56:39 PM
Quote from: garbon on April 19, 2013, 03:43:16 PM
What does it take to become a convert to Islam?
All you have to do is recite that prayer which is like "There is only one God and that God is Allah" three times.  I think it's called the shahadah.   When I was in college a friend and I did that as a joke at a Model UN Conference since we were representing some crappy Muslim country. :)

I think you have to mean it when you say it as well.
First Maxim - "There are only two amounts, too few and enough."
First Corollary - "You cannot have too many soldiers, only too few supplies."
Second Maxim - "Be willing to exchange a bad idea for a good one."
Second Corollary - "You can only be wrong or agree with me."

A terrorist which starts a slaughter quoting Locke, Burke and Mill has completely missed the point.
The fact remains that the only person or group to applaud the Norway massacre are random Islamists.

Caliga

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April 19, 2013, 04:07:25 PM
ORLY?  Yay! :cool:
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Queequeg

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April 19, 2013, 04:08:29 PM
Quote from: Caliga on April 19, 2013, 03:56:39 PM
Quote from: garbon on April 19, 2013, 03:43:16 PM
What does it take to become a convert to Islam?
All you have to do is recite that prayer which is like "There is only one God and that God is Allah" three times.  I think it's called the shahadah.   When I was in college a friend and I did that as a joke at a Model UN Conference since we were representing some crappy Muslim country. :)
"No God but God and Muhammad is his prophet." Allah just means God.
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Viking

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April 19, 2013, 04:08:37 PM
Quote from: Caliga on April 19, 2013, 04:07:25 PM
ORLY?  Yay! :cool:

When the death squad shows up to kill you for apostasy you just say you didn't mean it at the time.
First Maxim - "There are only two amounts, too few and enough."
First Corollary - "You cannot have too many soldiers, only too few supplies."
Second Maxim - "Be willing to exchange a bad idea for a good one."
Second Corollary - "You can only be wrong or agree with me."

A terrorist which starts a slaughter quoting Locke, Burke and Mill has completely missed the point.
The fact remains that the only person or group to applaud the Norway massacre are random Islamists.
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