What I Learned From Gay Sex: Misogyny and Homophobia

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CountDeMoney

#90
April 19, 2013, 08:23:03 PM
Quote from: fahdiz on April 19, 2013, 06:28:06 PM
What's an otter?

Otter you suck dick, or you don't.

Ideologue

#91
April 19, 2013, 08:30:29 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on April 19, 2013, 02:14:37 PM
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Sadly, "lipstick lesbians" appear to be more a creation of porn than a real-life thing - at least, as a generality.  :(
Not my experience. The majority of the ones I know seem to be quite feminine.

Yeah, most of the lesbians I know would not be considered to have pointy elbows by the languish crowd.

You guys obviously haven't worked around enough animal shelters.

Or my sister's most recent ex-girlfriend.  Nice enough, and perhaps she ate pussy like a champ, but not conventionally attractive by any stretch.

Now her girlfriend in high school was a rather fine 90 pound bisexual. :smoke:
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garbon

#92
April 20, 2013, 12:46:11 AM
Quote from: fahdiz on April 19, 2013, 06:28:06 PM
What's an otter?

A thin, hairy man.
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."

I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Eddie Teach

#93
April 20, 2013, 12:51:21 AM
Marty and Dawid
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

Ideologue

#94
April 20, 2013, 02:52:16 AM
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Martinus

#95
April 20, 2013, 05:06:03 AM Last Edit: April 20, 2013, 05:13:03 AM by Martinus
Renly was an otter. :contract:

In fact, Game of Thrones is a veritable otter-fest (Robb, Jon, etc.)

Martinus

#96
April 20, 2013, 05:08:41 AM
By the way, while not strictly a requirement, otters tend to be younger (say, below 40). Past certain age, they become silver foxes.

The Brain

#97
April 20, 2013, 07:08:55 AM
Why are you guys stealing our words?
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

CountDeMoney

#98
April 20, 2013, 07:09:55 AM

The Brain

#99
April 20, 2013, 07:12:20 AM
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

CountDeMoney

#100
April 20, 2013, 07:14:28 AM
I do that a lot these days.

Syt

#101
April 20, 2013, 07:28:20 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on April 20, 2013, 07:09:55 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on April 19, 2013, 08:23:03 PM
Quote from: fahdiz on April 19, 2013, 06:28:06 PM
What's an otter?

Otter you suck dick, or you don't.

Well, I laughed.

Better would have been: "Gays suck each otter's dicks."
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Razgovory

#102
April 20, 2013, 08:05:19 AM
Quote from: Syt on April 20, 2013, 07:28:20 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on April 20, 2013, 07:09:55 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on April 19, 2013, 08:23:03 PM
Quote from: fahdiz on April 19, 2013, 06:28:06 PM
What's an otter?

Otter you suck dick, or you don't.

Well, I laughed.

Better would have been: "Gays suck each otter's dicks."

Eh, I thought it was funny.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

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garbon

#103
April 20, 2013, 09:40:37 AM
Quote from: The Brain on April 20, 2013, 07:08:55 AM
Why are you guys stealing our words?

Aren't your words properly illegal?
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."

I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

The Brain

#104
April 20, 2013, 04:05:31 PM
Quote from: garbon on April 20, 2013, 09:40:37 AM
Quote from: The Brain on April 20, 2013, 07:08:55 AM
Why are you guys stealing our words?

Aren't your words properly illegal?

Not in the civilized world.
Women want me. Men want to be with me.
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