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Where do you finish?

Started by stjaba, April 01, 2013, 01:04:11 PM

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What is your preferred landing zone?

Vagina (no condom)
16 (50%)
vagina (condom)
2 (6.3%)
mouth/face
4 (12.5%)
stomach
2 (6.3%)
ass (external)
0 (0%)
ass (internal no condom)
3 (9.4%)
breasts
0 (0%)
feet/legs (marty)
1 (3.1%)
tissue
2 (6.3%)
other
2 (6.3%)
jaron
0 (0%)
ass (internal condom)
0 (0%)
back
0 (0%)

Total Members Voted: 32

Ideologue

You guys have some real problems with women and, I think, with yourselves. :(
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Malthus

Quote from: CountDeMoney on April 04, 2013, 01:32:34 PM
It's about imposing one's will.

And, years later, when you accidentally run into her with her doctor husband and newborn child at the local WholeFoods, you can rest in the knowledge that, yes, this woman took your entire jizz payload straight in the face.
You just can't undo that.

Meanwhile, she's thinking "I used to date that? What was I thinking?"  :P
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius

HVC

Quote from: Ideologue on April 04, 2013, 03:42:16 PM
You guys have some real problems with women and, I think, with yourselves. :(
says the guy who literally wants to deface the woman he sleeps with :D
Being lazy is bad; unless you still get what you want, then it's called "patience".
Hubris must be punished. Severely.

Malthus

Quote from: Ideologue on April 04, 2013, 12:35:59 PM
Wrong. Facials are not DS.

Your unwillingness to admit it is the funny part.  ;)
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius

HVC

Quote from: Malthus on April 04, 2013, 03:44:21 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on April 04, 2013, 01:32:34 PM
It's about imposing one's will.

And, years later, when you accidentally run into her with her doctor husband and newborn child at the local WholeFoods, you can rest in the knowledge that, yes, this woman took your entire jizz payload straight in the face.
You just can't undo that.

Meanwhile, she's thinking "I used to date that? What was I thinking?"  :P
She married a doctor, she's got a perma-loop of "Cha-Ching" going on in her head. Maybe broken up once in a while by " oooh, shoes!"
Being lazy is bad; unless you still get what you want, then it's called "patience".
Hubris must be punished. Severely.

Malthus

Quote from: HVC on April 04, 2013, 03:48:07 PM
Quote from: Malthus on April 04, 2013, 03:44:21 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on April 04, 2013, 01:32:34 PM
It's about imposing one's will.

And, years later, when you accidentally run into her with her doctor husband and newborn child at the local WholeFoods, you can rest in the knowledge that, yes, this woman took your entire jizz payload straight in the face.
You just can't undo that.

Meanwhile, she's thinking "I used to date that? What was I thinking?"  :P
She married a doctor, she's got a perma-loop of "Cha-Ching" going on in her head. Maybe broken up once in a while by " oooh, shoes!"

What happens if she married an accountant?  :hmm:
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius

HVC

Quote from: Malthus on April 04, 2013, 03:49:33 PM
Quote from: HVC on April 04, 2013, 03:48:07 PM
Quote from: Malthus on April 04, 2013, 03:44:21 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on April 04, 2013, 01:32:34 PM
It's about imposing one's will.

And, years later, when you accidentally run into her with her doctor husband and newborn child at the local WholeFoods, you can rest in the knowledge that, yes, this woman took your entire jizz payload straight in the face.
You just can't undo that.

Meanwhile, she's thinking "I used to date that? What was I thinking?"  :P
She married a doctor, she's got a perma-loop of "Cha-Ching" going on in her head. Maybe broken up once in a while by " oooh, shoes!"

What happens if she married an accountant?  :hmm:
"where the fuck is my husband!?!". Or alternatively " oooh pool boy" :D
Being lazy is bad; unless you still get what you want, then it's called "patience".
Hubris must be punished. Severely.

Malthus

Quote from: HVC on April 04, 2013, 03:52:50 PM
"where the fuck is my husband!?!". Or alternatively " oooh pool boy" :D

Ah, same for lawyers.  :lol:
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius

garbon

Quote from: HVC on April 04, 2013, 03:52:50 PM
"where the fuck is my husband!?!". Or alternatively " oooh pool boy" :D

Accountants can afford pool boys?
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

HVC

Quote from: garbon on April 04, 2013, 04:02:33 PM
Quote from: HVC on April 04, 2013, 03:52:50 PM
"where the fuck is my husband!?!". Or alternatively " oooh pool boy" :D

Accountants can afford pool boys?
Some can. Many actually. I will not be one of them :lol:
Being lazy is bad; unless you still get what you want, then it's called "patience".
Hubris must be punished. Severely.

Caliga

Quote from: garbon on April 04, 2013, 04:02:33 PM
Quote from: HVC on April 04, 2013, 03:52:50 PM
"where the fuck is my husband!?!". Or alternatively " oooh pool boy" :D

Accountants can afford pool boys?
There are a lot of very well paid accountants at my company. :sleep:
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fhdz

Quote from: garbon on April 04, 2013, 04:02:33 PM
Quote from: HVC on April 04, 2013, 03:52:50 PM
"where the fuck is my husband!?!". Or alternatively " oooh pool boy" :D

Accountants can afford pool boys?

CPAs make excellent money.
and the horse you rode in on

garbon

Quote from: fahdiz on April 04, 2013, 05:07:54 PM
Quote from: garbon on April 04, 2013, 04:02:33 PM
Quote from: HVC on April 04, 2013, 03:52:50 PM
"where the fuck is my husband!?!". Or alternatively " oooh pool boy" :D

Accountants can afford pool boys?

CPAs make excellent money.

Gotcha. I've no real idea as I don't have one. :(
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.