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Started by stjaba, April 01, 2013, 01:04:11 PM

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What is your preferred landing zone?

Vagina (no condom)
16 (50%)
vagina (condom)
2 (6.3%)
mouth/face
4 (12.5%)
stomach
2 (6.3%)
ass (external)
0 (0%)
ass (internal no condom)
3 (9.4%)
breasts
0 (0%)
feet/legs (marty)
1 (3.1%)
tissue
2 (6.3%)
other
2 (6.3%)
jaron
0 (0%)
ass (internal condom)
0 (0%)
back
0 (0%)

Total Members Voted: 32

katmai

We don't want the eggplant quota filled, we want them to die out!
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son

HVC

Quote from: Ed Anger on April 01, 2013, 05:26:51 PM
My kids are pure white Anglo-Saxons. They don't fill the eggplant quotas.
hey! When did I get demoted to eggplant status again?  So fickle :(

Being lazy is bad; unless you still get what you want, then it's called "patience".
Hubris must be punished. Severely.

HVC

Quote from: katmai on April 01, 2013, 05:28:39 PM
We don't want the eggplant quota filled, we want them to die out!
:P then I'm doing my part.
Being lazy is bad; unless you still get what you want, then it's called "patience".
Hubris must be punished. Severely.

CountDeMoney

Quote from: Ed Anger on April 01, 2013, 05:26:51 PM
My kids are pure white Anglo-Saxons. They don't fill the eggplant quotas.

They're polluters.  You've created more carbon footprints than Ford Motor Company.  Earth hater.

Ed Anger

Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

Admiral Yi

The thought of splooging anywhere except in the honey bun sounds really affected to me.

Caliga

Anyway, now that I'm not at work I feel at liberty to answer the question.   :showoff:

Except for legs/feet I've unloaded on all of those areas and while I don't have an overwhelming preference I'm a big fan of delivering facials/in the mouth as well as on top of the ass.  You all were expecting me to say "breasts" I'm sure and while my girlfriend in college not only tolerated that but encouraged me to shoot there, for whatever reason it didn't do much for me.

The coolest finishing move I ever did was one time in doggy-style where her hands were like bent underneath her and kind of cupped, and I pulled out and delivered directly into one of them.  It was not intentional but I thought it was so badass that I pretended it was. :cool:
0 Ed Anger Disapproval Points

Ed Anger

Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

Admiral Yi

You thought splooging in your own hand was badass?  Who did you learn your badass from? :huh:

C.C.R.

First option. I am: Teh Vasectomized...

:ccr

Habbaku

Quote from: Admiral Yi on April 01, 2013, 07:40:46 PM
You thought splooging in your own hand was badass?  Who did you learn your badass from? :huh:

Might want to re-read that post.
The medievals were only too right in taking nolo episcopari as the best reason a man could give to others for making him a bishop. Give me a king whose chief interest in life is stamps, railways, or race-horses; and who has the power to sack his Vizier (or whatever you care to call him) if he does not like the cut of his trousers.

Government is an abstract noun meaning the art and process of governing and it should be an offence to write it with a capital G or so as to refer to people.

-J. R. R. Tolkien

Admiral Yi


derspiess

Quote from: Ed Anger on April 01, 2013, 05:26:51 PM
My kids are pure white Anglo-Saxons. They don't fill the eggplant quotas.

Isn't there some Irish in there as well?  :yeahright:
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

Ed Anger

Quote from: derspiess on April 01, 2013, 08:13:51 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on April 01, 2013, 05:26:51 PM
My kids are pure white Anglo-Saxons. They don't fill the eggplant quotas.

Isn't there some Irish in there as well?  :yeahright:

Yes. And German. And my collected muttness.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

katmai

You people are disgusting, when i take a shit i start & finish in the toilet.
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son