The One Type Of Place On Earth Your Hate The Most ?

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alfred russel

#30
February 17, 2013, 04:01:10 PM
Quote from: Caliga on February 17, 2013, 03:59:04 PM
Quote from: alfred russel on February 17, 2013, 03:54:48 PM
I was once making a long distance trip overnight, and pulled into a rest stop for a few hours sleep. When I woke up, I think I saw a guy in a pickup parked next to me (which was kind of weird because the rest of the parking lot was empty), who was looking at me and seemed to be masturbating. I immediately got my keys and drove away.
Are you hot.

Apparently the hottest thing in the rest stop parking lot that night.  :blush:
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I'm embarrassed. I've been making the mistake of associating with you. It won't happen again. :)
-garbon, February 23, 2014

11B4V

#31
February 17, 2013, 04:10:16 PM
Quote from: alfred russel on February 17, 2013, 04:01:10 PM
Quote from: Caliga on February 17, 2013, 03:59:04 PM
Quote from: alfred russel on February 17, 2013, 03:54:48 PM
I was once making a long distance trip overnight, and pulled into a rest stop for a few hours sleep. When I woke up, I think I saw a guy in a pickup parked next to me (which was kind of weird because the rest of the parking lot was empty), who was looking at me and seemed to be masturbating. I immediately got my keys and drove away.
Are you hot.

Apparently the hottest thing in the rest stop parking lot that night.  :blush:

No lot lizards that night, eh?
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alfred russel

#32
February 17, 2013, 04:14:32 PM
Quote from: 11B4V on February 17, 2013, 04:10:16 PM
Quote from: alfred russel on February 17, 2013, 04:01:10 PM
Quote from: Caliga on February 17, 2013, 03:59:04 PM
Quote from: alfred russel on February 17, 2013, 03:54:48 PM
I was once making a long distance trip overnight, and pulled into a rest stop for a few hours sleep. When I woke up, I think I saw a guy in a pickup parked next to me (which was kind of weird because the rest of the parking lot was empty), who was looking at me and seemed to be masturbating. I immediately got my keys and drove away.
Are you hot.

Apparently the hottest thing in the rest stop parking lot that night.  :blush:

No lot lizards that night, eh?

After googling lot lizards, I'm guessing that wasn't what he was after.
They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety.

There's a fine line between salvation and drinking poison in the jungle.

I'm embarrassed. I've been making the mistake of associating with you. It won't happen again. :)
-garbon, February 23, 2014

Razgovory

#33
February 17, 2013, 04:18:18 PM
Libraries.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

Eddie Teach

#34
February 17, 2013, 04:22:04 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on February 17, 2013, 04:18:18 PM
Libraries.

You people are picking random places just to be different.
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

CountDeMoney

#35
February 17, 2013, 04:23:04 PM
Quote from: Caliga on February 17, 2013, 03:58:39 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on February 17, 2013, 03:41:13 PM
Roy Rogers
:showoff:

Yes, we're all familiar with your penchant for eating shit out of a litter box.

Razgovory

#36
February 17, 2013, 04:28:31 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on February 17, 2013, 04:22:04 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on February 17, 2013, 04:18:18 PM
Libraries.

You people are picking random places just to be different.

No Raz has a reason, and he's stated it here before.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

The Brain

#37
February 17, 2013, 04:31:29 PM
No Raz is an island.
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garbon

#38
February 17, 2013, 05:17:37 PM
Walmart
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Razgovory

#39
February 17, 2013, 05:46:31 PM
Quote from: garbon on February 17, 2013, 05:17:37 PM
Walmart

Yeah, I don't like family reunions that much either.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

Tonitrus

#40
February 17, 2013, 05:49:10 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on February 17, 2013, 03:28:00 PM
Quote from: Queequeg on February 17, 2013, 03:22:42 PM
Rest areas.  As a family, we used to make the trip out to Utah and Idaho almost every year.  They're awful places. 

:lol:

A chance to stretch your legs and empty your bladder when on a long road trip. How horrible.

Rest stops can vary quite a bit by state. 

Arizona has really nice rest stops.

Eddie Teach

#41
February 17, 2013, 05:55:11 PM
Arizona and New Mexico have a lot of rest stops with no facilities.  :wacko:
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

mongers

#42
February 17, 2013, 06:00:47 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on February 17, 2013, 05:55:11 PM
Arizona and New Mexico have a lot of rest stops with no facilities.  :wacko:

Doesn't the countryside count as a facility ? :whistle:
"We have it in our power to begin the world over again"

Tonitrus

#43
February 17, 2013, 06:04:11 PM Last Edit: February 17, 2013, 06:06:02 PM by Tonitrus
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on February 17, 2013, 05:55:11 PM
Arizona and New Mexico have a lot of rest stops with no facilities.  :wacko:

Well, along I-10, the rest stops are nice.  :P

Texas, incredulously, has lots of "picnic areas", which essentially turn out to just be a wide asphalt shoulder, usually with a lone picnic bench and a trash can.

Washington's are "meh", and definitely aging.

Oregon = average.

Virginia's "Welcome centers" are fairly nice as well.

Ed Anger

#44
February 17, 2013, 06:30:26 PM
Ohio's rest stops are full of faggots that have been driven out of the state parks. Fags.  :glare:
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