Woman Found Dead at Oscar Pistorius' Home

[Martinus]

Damn, you people are harsh.   




I saw the thread and came here to make a pun.   

By the time I thought of a pun, all the best ones were already made.

[Martinus]

Also, he mistook his blonde girlfriend for a black burglar and accidently shot her twice in the head and once in the arm? 

It could have been a knee-jerk reaction.

[Phillip V]

Old colleague told me last year: "For every hot chick, there's a guy who's tired of fucking her."

[Legbiter]

Also, he mistook his blonde girlfriend for a black burglar and accidently shot her twice in the head and once in the arm? 

It could have been a knee-jerk reaction.

That or he got absolutely legless the night before.

[mongers]

In one sense Nike outdid you all, before the event:

Pistorius fall-out: Nike moves to limit brand damage
By Matthew Wall
Business reporter, BBC News

"I am the bullet in the chamber" ran the strapline for the Nike advert featuring Paralympic champion Oscar Pistorius.

As the South African athlete faced charges of "premeditated murder" in a Pretoria courtroom following the shooting dead of his girlfriend Reeva Steenkamp, his sponsors went into crisis-management mode.

Nike swiftly pulled the unfortunately-worded ads, as the perils of celebrity brand endorsement were brought sharply into focus once again.
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rest of item here:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-21472843#TWEET607185

[The Brain]

I'm pretty certain he wasn't wearing Nikes at the time of the shooting.

[Martinus]

Incidentally, Pistorius is a hot guy I would be totally not interested in.

[DGuller]

I imagine a history of shooting one's partners would make anyone less of a catch.

[garbon]

I imagine a history of shooting one's partners would make anyone less of a catch.

Obviously Marti's problem is that he doesn't have feet.

[dps]

Another casualty of technology.  In an earlier age, she could have just out-run him.

Well, the speed of a bullet isn't determined by how fast the shooter can run.

Unless by "an earlier age" you meant the pre-gunpowder era.

[Viking]

Incidentally, Pistorius is a hot guy I would be totally not interested in.

Ah, now it all makes sense, you are a foot fetishist. 

[Martinus]

I imagine a history of shooting one's partners would make anyone less of a catch.

Nah, that would be something one could overcome.

[Phillip V]

Girlfriend had locked herself in the bathroom. Pistorious shot at the door 4 times and then broke in with a cricket bat. (according to his testimony)

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424127887323495104578313451725961768.html

[Admiral Yi]

She looks better in pics where she's tucking in the underbite.

[garbon]

Girlfriend had locked herself in the bathroom. Pistorious shot at the door 4 times and then broke in with a cricket bat. (according to his testimony)

Credible that he thought it was a burglar who broke into the bathroom and locked the door.