Valentine's Day...

[CountDeMoney]

I'm lonely.

Get over it.

[Eddie Teach]

I'm lonely.

Hug your cat.

[Grey Fox]

You tell me. My Gf was never a fan & I was fine & dandy with that. However, having a kid changed that. Now it's all gooeye shit.

I'm going to have to buy flowers & chocolate!

[Legbiter]

I'm going to have to buy flowers & chocolate!

[sbr]

Hopefully the 3 legged cat will be in the mood to cuddle.

[merithyn]

Oh. It's Valentine's Day tomorrow, isn't it? Hm.

[Ed Anger]

I'm planning on being in my underwear while sitting in my egg chair. Call me number 2.

An egg chair?

It's how they pronounce this from where he is/ some random southern state:

Are we on the same planet?

[Ed Anger]

I'm planning on being in my underwear while sitting in my egg chair. Call me number 2.

An egg chair?

The 70's are groovy.

[fhdz]

I'm lonely.

The grass is always greener, man.

[Ideologue]

I'll send a text message.

[C.C.R.]

The crazy cat ladies at the shelter are having nuptials for a pair of dogs and a pair of cats.  Nondenominational service.

I weep - because my Internet Ordination is wasted because I don't have the Business Savvy to cash in on shit like this...

As for Valentine's Day, probably celebrating tonight since I have to work Friday & Wifey's "Hot Friend I Most Want To Have A Threesome With" is coming over for dinner tomorrow night with her 4 1/2 Weiner Kids.  Let's just say that if Wifey isn't up for Hott Monkey Sexx tonight she's waking up with Crusty Hair...

[CountDeMoney]

The crazy cat ladies at the shelter are having nuptials for a pair of dogs and a pair of cats.  Nondenominational service.

I weep - because my Internet Ordination is wasted because I don't have the Business Savvy to cash in on shit like this...

Complete with tuxes, top hats and wedding dresses.  It's a PR thing for an adoption event. 

Telling ya, get into pet photography.  Crazy cat ladies eat that shit up.

[Ed Anger]

The crazy cat ladies at the shelter are having nuptials for a pair of dogs and a pair of cats.  Nondenominational service.

I weep - because my Internet Ordination is wasted because I don't have the Business Savvy to cash in on shit like this...

As for Valentine's Day, probably celebrating tonight since I have to work Friday & Wifey's "Hot Friend I Most Want To Have A Threesome With" is coming over for dinner tomorrow night with her 4 1/2 Weiner Kids.  Let's just say that if Wifey isn't up for Hott Monkey Sexx tonight she's waking up with Crusty Hair...

I ain't getting shit.fucking tax season.

[MadImmortalMan]

Steak & BJ day is march 14th.

Noted. 

[C.C.R.]

Telling ya, get into pet photography.  Crazy cat ladies eat that shit up.

Can't do it.  Never been "Artsy-Fartsy" enough to get into photography, and (as Nicely as I can put it) I'm more of a Dog Person than a Cat Person.  Sure, there's probably lots of cash to be made there, but there's also probably cash to be made from Taking A Shot In The Back Of The Mouth, which I'm about as interested in doing as dealing with Crazy Cat Ladies.  Christ, my mother is turning into a Crazy Cat Lady, and my poor wife has to take her calls because I don't even want to deal with it anymore.

Or something.  Start talking about taking pics of some hott 18 year old taking it from a German shepard, though, and I'll start becoming "Artsy-Fartsy" pretty fucking fast....






Oh, and Happy Valentine's Day