Valentine's Day...

[Ed Anger]

Sucks. Srsly.

[Eddie Teach]

Nothing wrong with Thursdays.

[garbon]

I expect it to be a fine day.

[Ed Anger]

I'd like to jam a diamond up Jane Seymour's ass.

[mongers]

Sucks. Srsly.

"The lady doth protest too much, methinks"

[Caliga]

It'll be Ruth's Chris for me.

[Ed Anger]

I'm planning on being in my underwear while sitting in my egg chair. Call me number 2.

[CountDeMoney]

The crazy cat ladies at the shelter are having nuptials for a pair of dogs and a pair of cats.  Nondenominational service.

[Ed Anger]

The crazy cat ladies at the shelter are having nuptials for a pair of dogs and a pair of cats.  Nondenominational service.

Squee. 

[garbon]

I'm planning on being in my underwear while sitting in my egg chair. Call me number 2.

An egg chair?

[mongers]

I'm planning on being in my underwear while sitting in my egg chair. Call me number 2.

An egg chair?

It's how they pronounce this from where he is/ some random southern state:

[Legbiter]

Steak & BJ day is march 14th.

[lustindarkness]

I told The Wife I would wash my truck, since she says I love it more than her. 

I may take her out for a romantic dinner, to Waffle House.

[Caliga]

I thought about telling Princesca I was going to make V-Day reservations and then taking her to White Castle (where you do in fact have to make reservations for Valentine's Day).  I'm not sure if she'd like that joke or not, though.

[Razgovory]

I'm lonely.