The 2013 NFL Playoffs? PLAYOFFS? PLAYOFFS??? Morathread

[CountDeMoney]

No Alabama QB has been worth a crap since Joe Namath.

Whaaaa...?  WHAT ABOUT SON OF SHULA?

[sbr]

I wonder what his plan is for the total lack of anything resembling a quarterback?

Alex Smith?

  Someone is going to pay him way too much.

[CountDeMoney]

I will guaranfuckingtee it that goofball Reid will take Geno Smith with the first pick.

[Neil]

I will guaranfuckingtee it that goofball Reid will take Geno Smith with the first pick.

My wife comes up with adorable nicknames for certain coaches, kind of like John Gruden.

Andy Reid is 'Pedophile'.  I think it's the mustache and only having one facial expression.  Personally, I think he looks more like Richard Jewell.

[jimmy olsen]

 
http://www.theonion.com/articles/bill-belichick-builds-new-tight-end-from-mutilated,30952/?utm_source=Twitter&utm_medium=SocialMarketing&utm_campaign=standard-post:headline:default

FOXBOROUGH, MA—In a savage and gruesome turn of events, Patriots head coach Bill Belichick reportedly slaughtered a half-dozen dogs adopted from the humane society Friday, sewing together the dismembered body parts to construct a new, horrific tight end. "They were cute dogs at first, but then I figured out that if you rip them apart, they could be really useful," said Belichick, watching the fur-covered abomination lumber across the field, producing the blood-curdling sound of splintering bone and ripping flesh with every step. "While tinkering around in my workshop, I started out stitching a few dog legs together, combining ribcages and whatnot, and soon I was reanimating the dead tissue with a portable generator. In almost no time at all, I had a viable red zone target." Belichick confirmed that the grotesque tight end had a far better understanding of the offense and was considerably more intelligent than Rob Gronkowski.

[Ed Anger]

Gawker etal wet their faggot panties over Baltimore Cops:

http://deadspin.com/5977129/watch-the-baltimore-police-departments-crazed-militaristic-tribute-to-the-ravens-includes-cop-rap

[Eddie Teach]

POSITION:  Head Football Coach
SALARY RANGE:  Commensurate with experience

I'll do it for $40K.  VAT A BARGAIN!

I'll be the coach that pervs the cheerleaders.

I thought Urban Meyer already had that distinction.

[CountDeMoney]

ESPN Sunday NFL Countdown just did a really nice piece on Lee Evans.  Damned shame of a fate for a receiver that was so much better than that.

[Syt]

From NFL Facebook page:

[Admiral Yi]

Should have put the AFC at the top of the bill.  That hypes itself. 

[MadBurgerMaker]

  The Mattural?  Really?

[sbr]

Rich Eisen came up with that and has been pimping it hard.  I still prefer Matty Ice.

[CountDeMoney]

I prefer Matt "I get more press than Joe Flacco even though I didn't win my first post-season game until last week and he already has 7 under his belt" Ryan, myself.

[CountDeMoney]

Atlanta's not fucking around with the deep ball today.

[CountDeMoney]

Security guy's gonna be sore tomorrow.