The 2013 NFL Playoffs? PLAYOFFS? PLAYOFFS??? Morathread

[Neil]

Whenever Wilson dies, Rogers is going to buy the Bills.

A bunch of hopeless losers living in the past?  Sounds perfect for Toronto, they'll go well with the Leafs.

The CFL doesn't really stop the NFL from moving to Toronto.  The fact that Toronto doesn't really care about sports that aren't hockey is more of a problem.  The Argos have gotten along for years, but they haven't really bred the fanaticism that you can find further west.  The Raptors are saved by the fact that most of their season tickets are sold to people who don't give a fuck about basketball (normal people) and are just doing it for the Leafs tickets.  The Blue Jays have a huge market of old people and Caribbeans in the city, who are the only people who can stomach a baseball game, so that's good.  That, and the Jays are also notorious as the team that ended baseball as a meaningful sport when Joe Carter hit that home run in '93.  I understand that there's a soccer team, but in this globalized world why would anyone want to watch a North American soccer game?

If the Bills move to Toronto, they have to win a Superbowl quickly, or else they'll fade into the sports miasma that surrounds that stinky town.

[CountDeMoney]

I like Flacco probably more than most Ravens fans do, but I couldn't help but lol...

[Neil]

Edmonton is wacko for Flacco.  I'm not sure if I should wear my old-style #5 or my new #27 for tomorrow.  Maybe if I wear his jersey, Ray Rice will hear about it and be encouraged not to fumble?

[derspiess]

Edmonton is wacko for Flacco.  I'm not sure if I should wear my old-style #5 or my new #27 for tomorrow.  Maybe if I wear his jersey, Ray Rice will hear about it and be encouraged not to fumble?

You could be extra cool and wear Flacco's college jersey

[katmai]

Buh Bye Ratbirds.

[Kleves]

And the Ravens are done with 12:14 left in the 1st quarter.

[citizen k]

Not starting well for the Ravens.

[CountDeMoney]

And the Ravens are done with 12:14 left in the 1st quarter.

I at least wanted the game to last to halftime while I make my cheeseburgers.

I think I only saw three Ravens on the television screen on that coverage team, and one was the punter. 

[MadBurgerMaker]

Hey look it's Jacoby Jones.

[MadBurgerMaker]

Haha nice PI, shithead. 

Like that TD pass right there.

[Kleves]

And the Ravens are done with 12:14 left in the 1st quarter.

I might have been a bit hasty... 

[citizen k]

Now we have a football game.

[CountDeMoney]

Maybe.  Peyton just walked onto the field for the first time.

[MadBurgerMaker]

He can come back out in a couple minutes and try again.

[CountDeMoney]

Don't want contact, Dierdorf?  Throw it better.