Another Murder-Suicide - NFL Player Theatrically Tops Himself

[mongers]

If this can't get a game postponed, what can?

Are you nuts?

Would he have had to gun Pioli and Crennel as well?

That wouldn't do it either.  Either the entire team dies in a plane crash or the host city gets hit with a mongo natural disaster.

Is global warming big enough ?

[Neil]

No.  That's not a disaster.

[CountDeMoney]

Is global warming big enough ?

Are you kidding? Think of the concession sales.  That's a lot of liquids.

[Phillip V]

Relationships are dangerous.

[Kleves]

Now, the real question is: does this make Steve Smith a more viable FFL starter this week?

[sbr]

Now, the real question is: does this make Steve Smith a more viable FFL starter this week?

I follow Matthew Berry on Twitter; yesterday he sent out a tweet saying 'stop asking me about the fantasy impact of the suicide, I won't answer the question.'  He was then barraged with a stream of 'fuck you berry, it's your job answer the question!!'

[Ed Anger]

Fantasy Football is for homosexuals.

[Alcibiades]

Fantasy Football is for homosexuals.

You've become such a neckbeard it's ridiculous. 

[merithyn]

You've become such a neckbeard it's ridiculous.

A what?

[garbon]

Fantasy Football is for homosexuals.

You've become such a neckbeard it's ridiculous. 

He's so right though. Well, football fantasies.

[merithyn]

Fantasy Football is for homosexuals.

You've become such a neckbeard it's ridiculous. 

He's so right though. Well, football fantasies.

[Alcibiades]

You've become such a neckbeard it's ridiculous.

A what?

neckbeard   
Talkative, self-important nerdy men (usually age 30 and up) who, through an inability to properly decode social cues, mistake others' strained tolerance of their blather for evidence of their own charm.

Stop being such a neckbeard.

[garbon]

Oh look, an urban dictionary cite!

[Alcibiades]

It knows its stuff, got a better source for that kind of information, Nancy?

[Razgovory]

Sorry Alci, but Garb got you.