The Grand Election Thread

[garbon]

I simply don't like you putting me down as ancient.

How about "ripened"?

Get out of here - pervert!

[Valmy]

Oklahoma, Nebraska, Kansas and Missouri have become extensions of the Confederacy over time.    Looks like the Border Ruffians won after all.

Who would have thought the day would come when supporting the Republicans meant being pro-Confederate?

[CountDeMoney]

Oklahoma, Nebraska, Kansas and Missouri have become extensions of the Confederacy over time.    Looks like the Border Ruffians won after all.

Who would have thought the day would come when supporting the Republicans meant being pro-Confederate?

No kidding. 
Then again, I don't really see Andrew Jackson fitting in with Obama's crowd these days, either. 

[Kleves]

Wait, Jesse Jackson Jr. was re-elected? 

[CountDeMoney]

Wait, Jesse Jackson Jr. was re-elected? 

In abstentia, yes. 

He needs the healthcare coverage. 

[Valmy]

George P. Bush, nephew of former President George W. Bush, will seek political office in Texas. Born to a Mexican mother and former Florida governor Jeb Bush, he considers himself Hispanic.

Well here is hoping he resembles his Grandfather.  A Latino Bush?  He should only get about 90% of the vote.

[Valmy]

No kidding. 
Then again, I don't really see Andrew Jackson fitting in with Obama's crowd these days, either. 

Well look on the bright side, North Carolina and Virginia look to be rejoining the Union.

[merithyn]

Wait, Jesse Jackson Jr. was re-elected? 

Yeah, that one confounded me. Hasn't he been out of commission for like six months or something dealing with his bi-polar disorder?

[merithyn]

George P. Bush, nephew of former President George W. Bush, will seek political office in Texas. Born to a Mexican mother and former Florida governor Jeb Bush, he considers himself Hispanic.

Well here is hoping he resembles his Grandfather.  A Latino Bush?  He should only get about 90% of the vote.

That's going to be interesting. I wonder what his stance on immigration will be.

[CountDeMoney]

Well look on the bright side, North Carolina and Virginia look to be rejoining the Union.

Yeah, Yankee migratory patterns remain unabated in those two states.

[Valmy]

That's going to be interesting. I wonder what his stance on immigration will be.

If he is a Texas Poltician he will be both for and against.  Perry, for example, got in trouble in the Primary for all his programs helping Illegal Immigrants.  But he also has a freaking state navy patrolling the Rio Grande.  So they want to stop them at the border but once they get here they pander to them.  That way everybody gets warm fuzzies.

[CountDeMoney]

So they want to stop them at the border but once they get here they pander to them.  That way everybody gets warm fuzzies.

In other words, not unlike our policy for Cubans.

[Eddie Teach]

Only 5 states seems to be unanimous

Utah
West Virginia
Connecticut
Vermont
Rhode Island

Oklahoma too.

Connecticut has a pink blotch.

[DGuller]

Only 5 states seems to be unanimous

Utah
West Virginia
Connecticut
Vermont
Rhode Island

Oklahoma too.

Connecticut has a pink blotch.

Must've confused it with Massachusetts.

[Ed Anger]

Mitch McConnell, Tennessee?