Call the Electoral Vote

[CountDeMoney]

My ex-girlfriend's fawning pro-Obama posts on FB are annoying me so much that I now officially want Romney to win.

I'm getting heavy GOP derp from one of my brothers.

My mother's not watching the results.

"It's like a Ravens playoff game...with no more games ever, or the right to choose!"

[OttoVonBismarck]

Hmm, looks like my projections missed the mark. Looks like Romney may lose Florida but carry Virginia, I had projected the opposite.

[MadImmortalMan]

The winner is: Gridlock. 

[Neil]

Florida is gonna be the shit state again, Obama is leading by slightly over 300 votes, after 78% of the polls opened. 

Nah.  Obama has Florida locked up.

[CountDeMoney]

Florida is gonna be the shit state again, Obama is leading by slightly over 300 votes, after 78% of the polls opened. 

Nah.  Obama has Florida locked up.

Nonsense.  Plenty of absentee ballots to be thrown out yet.

[OttoVonBismarck]

Florida is such a bullshit State, it's almost like they insist on being prima donnas. This was supposed to be a year we could quietly ignore the sunshine state.

[Neil]

Florida is gonna be the shit state again, Obama is leading by slightly over 300 votes, after 78% of the polls opened. 

Nah.  Obama has Florida locked up.

Nonsense.  Plenty of absentee ballots to be thrown out yet.

Jeez , we all knew that Obama had this in the bag for a while now.  The campaign is over and the votes are being counted.  Can you drop the fake 'I don't know if Obama's going to win' pose yet?  You don't need to pretend to be cool.  This is Languish, not Hipsterland.

[Viking]

Florida is such a bullshit State, it's almost like they insist on being prima donnas. This was supposed to be a year we could quietly ignore the sunshine state.

Well, somebody didn't ignore Florida and that somebody seems to have been working for Obama.

[Eddie Teach]

Florida is such a bullshit State, it's almost like they insist on being prima donnas. This was supposed to be a year we could quietly ignore the sunshine state.

Romney needs to win Ohio and Colorado for Florida to matter.

[Sheilbh]

I wonder if the Ryan pick hurt Romney in Florida?

[CountDeMoney]

Jeez , we all knew that Obama had this in the bag for a while now.  The campaign is over and the votes are being counted.  Can you drop the fake 'I don't know if Obama's going to win' pose yet?  You don't need to pretend to be cool.  This is Languish, not Hipsterland.

You're not an American.  Therefore, you can't possibly fathom the mistrust I possess in the electoral process, or the lack of faith I have in my fellow Americans to Do The Right Thing(tm).

[derspiess]

Okay I'll go ahead and write this one off.  Congrats to you koolaid drinking Obama worshipers.  2014 will be fun.

Now back to my Fernet and Coke, plus a room full of kids whose adulation I bought with clearance-priced NFL, baseball, and Halloween items.

[Ed Anger]

Okay I'll go ahead and write this one off.  Congrats to you koolaid drinking Obama worshipers.  2014 will be fun.

Now back to my Fernet and Coke, plus a room full of kids whose adulation I bought with clearance-priced NFL, baseball, and Halloween items.

Hopefully 19-0 Pats gear.

[The Minsky Moment]

derspeiss - don't miss your opportunity to swap your remaining Argentine debt holdings for Romney Intrade options.

[derspiess]

Okay I'll go ahead and write this one off.  Congrats to you koolaid drinking Obama worshipers.  2014 will be fun.

Now back to my Fernet and Coke, plus a room full of kids whose adulation I bought with clearance-priced NFL, baseball, and Halloween items.

Hopefully 19-0 Pats gear.

Reds and Bengals crap, plus a couple surprise offerings the wife picked up somewhere:  Texans and Oregon Ducks shirts.

Plus a metric fuckton of crappy kids Halloween costumes and half-priced candy.  My biracial nephew seems to want to wear the wrong gender's costumes   He's been wearing this bee costume that is straight out of that Blind Melon video.