Valmy, I guess I owe you an apology... or Belief'o'matic

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Neil

Quote from: Ed Anger on May 18, 2009, 04:41:32 PM
Quote from: Valmy on May 18, 2009, 04:40:26 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on May 18, 2009, 09:02:34 AM
All you fucking Unitarians suck. Goddamn pussy church.

Heathen fucks like you should burn.

You'll burn before I will. Your church is Satan's tool.
Satan's tool?  That's overstating matters, don't you think?  Well-meaning waterheads, maybe.
I do not hate you, nor do I love you, but you are made out of atoms which I can use for something else.

Ed Anger

Quote from: Neil on May 18, 2009, 05:46:33 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on May 18, 2009, 04:41:32 PM
Quote from: Valmy on May 18, 2009, 04:40:26 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on May 18, 2009, 09:02:34 AM
All you fucking Unitarians suck. Goddamn pussy church.

Heathen fucks like you should burn.

You'll burn before I will. Your church is Satan's tool.
Satan's tool?  That's overstating matters, don't you think?  Well-meaning waterheads, maybe.

Unitarians are too accepting of the Marti types in the world.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

Valmy

Quote from: Neil on May 18, 2009, 05:46:33 PM
Satan's tool?  That's overstating matters, don't you think?  Well-meaning waterheads, maybe.

If by well-meaining waterheads you means God's chosen people then yes -_-
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Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

Neil

Quote from: Valmy on May 18, 2009, 06:30:00 PM
Quote from: Neil on May 18, 2009, 05:46:33 PM
Satan's tool?  That's overstating matters, don't you think?  Well-meaning waterheads, maybe.

If by well-meaining waterheads you means God's chosen people then yes -_-
I don't recall choosing you.
I do not hate you, nor do I love you, but you are made out of atoms which I can use for something else.

Lettow77

1.  Orthodox Judaism (100%) 
2.  Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (98%) 
3.  Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (97%) 
4.  Islam (91%) 

If anyone was curious.
It can't be helped...We'll have to use 'that'

Grey Fox

You see what happends when you believe in God? He puts you in the same damn boat then Southerners.

:bleeding:
Colonel Caliga is Awesome.

Neil

Quote from: Grey Fox on May 18, 2009, 09:46:17 PM
You see what happends when you believe in God? He puts you in the same damn boat then Southerners.

:bleeding:
You are in the same boat as the Southerner, what with the emo.
I do not hate you, nor do I love you, but you are made out of atoms which I can use for something else.

Lettow77

if it makes you feel any better, my results (although matching the missus's) arent very representative of Southerners at all.  Im not a good christian.
It can't be helped...We'll have to use 'that'

Grey Fox

Quote from: Neil on May 18, 2009, 09:53:56 PM
Quote from: Grey Fox on May 18, 2009, 09:46:17 PM
You see what happends when you believe in God? He puts you in the same damn boat then Southerners.

:bleeding:
You are in the same boat as the Southerner, what with the emo.

He's not emo.
Colonel Caliga is Awesome.

Neil

Quote from: Grey Fox on May 18, 2009, 09:55:07 PM
Quote from: Neil on May 18, 2009, 09:53:56 PM
Quote from: Grey Fox on May 18, 2009, 09:46:17 PM
You see what happends when you believe in God? He puts you in the same damn boat then Southerners.

:bleeding:
You are in the same boat as the Southerner, what with the emo.

He's not emo.
I've seen the photos.
I do not hate you, nor do I love you, but you are made out of atoms which I can use for something else.

Lettow77

I was suprised and amused by neil's accusation, so I hunted up the most recent picture of me.

I have long hair, its true, and always have, but thats more of a family/old celtic thing. I only wear grey and green, and they are usually plain shirts I buy as cheaply as possible. I certaintly dont feel very emo. Was wondering how I fit the stereotype?

It can't be helped...We'll have to use 'that'

Grey Fox

Can you tell the girl on the far left that 1987 would like it's fluo shirt back?
Colonel Caliga is Awesome.

Lettow77

Dont look at me, she's from iowa. On that note, the other girl is from pennsylvania, and the other boy was born in ohio to german immigrant stock on one hand an east tennesseans on the other.

I keep strange company, and the whiteflight-opolis of germantown is overrun with yankee immigrants.
It can't be helped...We'll have to use 'that'

Crazy_Ivan80

Quote from: Neil on May 18, 2009, 05:43:31 PM
1.  Nontheist (100%) 
2.  Theravada Buddhism (98%) 
3.  Secular Humanism (92%) 
4.  Unitarian Universalism (84%) 
5.  Liberal Quakers (58%) 
6.  Neo-Pagan (57%) 
7.  Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (48%) 
8.  Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (46%) 
9.  Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (44%) 
10.  Eastern Orthodox (44%) 
11.  Islam (44%) 
12.  Orthodox Judaism (44%) 
13.  Reform Judaism (44%) 
14.  Roman Catholic (44%) 
15.  Taoism (44%) 
16.  Mahayana Buddhism (42%) 
17.  New Thought (34%) 
18.  Scientology (34%) 
19.  Hinduism (32%) 
20.  Sikhism (32%) 
21.  New Age (28%) 
22.  Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (28%) 
23.  Jainism (28%) 
24.  Seventh Day Adventist (28%) 
25.  Baha'i Faith (24%) 
26.  Jehovah's Witness (20%) 
27.  Orthodox Quaker (16%) 

That's silly.  Scoring that high on secular humanism makes me feel ill.

I dont think dreadnaughtism is a religion

Caliga

Quote from: Lettow77 on May 18, 2009, 10:20:51 PM
Dont look at me, she's from iowa. On that note, the other girl is from pennsylvania, and the other boy was born in ohio to german immigrant stock on one hand an east tennesseans on the other.

I keep strange company, and the whiteflight-opolis of germantown is overrun with yankee immigrants.

Would it kill you people to wash your hair once in a while?  :(
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