Valmy, I guess I owe you an apology... or Belief'o'matic

Started by Martinus, May 15, 2009, 07:01:11 AM

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Grey Fox

1.  Secular Humanism (100%) 
2.  Unitarian Universalism (92%) 
3.  Nontheist (85%) 
4.  Liberal Quakers (69%) 
5.  Theravada Buddhism (62%) 
6.  Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (60%) 
7.  Neo-Pagan (60%) 
8.  Reform Judaism (50%) 
9.  Taoism (44%) 
10.  New Age (41%) 
11.  Scientology (41%) 
12.  New Thought (38%) 
13.  Sikhism (34%) 
14.  Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (30%) 
15.  Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (26%) 
16.  Orthodox Quaker (23%) 
17.  Mahayana Buddhism (22%) 
18.  Baha'i Faith (21%) 
19.  Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (20%) 
20.  Eastern Orthodox (15%) 
21.  Islam (15%) 
22.  Orthodox Judaism (15%) 
23.  Roman Catholic (15%) 
24.  Seventh Day Adventist (13%) 
25.  Hinduism (5%) 
26.  Jehovah's Witness (5%) 
27.  Jainism (4%) 


:yeah:
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Caliga

0 Ed Anger Disapproval Points

Octavian

How did the Belief-O-Matic do? Discuss your results on our message boards.
1.    Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (100%)
2.    Liberal Quakers (81%)
3.    Orthodox Quaker (75%)
4.    Unitarian Universalism (75%)
5.    Reform Judaism (72%)
6.    Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (65%)
7.    Eastern Orthodox (61%)
8.    Roman Catholic (61%)
9.    Baha'i Faith (59%)
10.    Seventh Day Adventist (54%)
11.    Sikhism (52%)
12.    Neo-Pagan (48%)
13.    New Age (48%)
14.    Orthodox Judaism (46%)
15.    New Thought (44%)
16.    Islam (42%)
17.    Mahayana Buddhism (41%)
18.    Theravada Buddhism (40%)
19.    Secular Humanism (40%)
20.    Scientology (39%)
21.    Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (37%)
22.    Hinduism (34%)
23.    Taoism (33%)
24.    Nontheist (27%)
25.    Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (27%)
26.    Jainism (26%)
27.    Jehovah's Witness (10%)
If you let someone handcuff you, and put a rope around your neck, don't act all surprised if they hang you!

- Eyal Yanilov.

Forget about winning and losing; forget about pride and pain. Let your opponent graze your skin and you smash into his flesh; let him smash into your flesh and you fracture his bones; let him fracture your bones and you take his life. Do not be concerned with escaping safely - lay your life before him.

- Bruce Lee

Norgy

Quote1.    Secular Humanism (100%)
2.    Unitarian Universalism (92%)
3.    Liberal Quakers (84%)
4.    Neo-Pagan (71%)
5.    Nontheist (71%)

:cool:

I like Quakers.

Octavian

Quote from: Ed Anger on May 15, 2009, 08:57:47 AM
Quote from: Caliga on May 15, 2009, 08:53:50 AM
Ok, Brigham Young.  :rolleyes:

They had the wives thing down pretty good.

I think it gave me Mormon because I said Homos needed to be scourged from the earth and women should know their place.

Ahh that's why you also scored high on Islam

Inshallah!
If you let someone handcuff you, and put a rope around your neck, don't act all surprised if they hang you!

- Eyal Yanilov.

Forget about winning and losing; forget about pride and pain. Let your opponent graze your skin and you smash into his flesh; let him smash into your flesh and you fracture his bones; let him fracture your bones and you take his life. Do not be concerned with escaping safely - lay your life before him.

- Bruce Lee

Valmy

Quote from: Sheilbh on May 15, 2009, 11:10:30 AM
Interesting.  I'm unhappy 'neo-pagan' and Scientology are as high as they are <_<

That and your actual religion is down near the bottom.
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Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

Sheilbh

Quote from: Valmy on May 15, 2009, 01:31:01 PM
Quote from: Sheilbh on May 15, 2009, 11:10:30 AM
Interesting.  I'm unhappy 'neo-pagan' and Scientology are as high as they are <_<

That and your actual religion is down near the bottom.
Oh I've never really been practising.  I'm a cultural Catholic :)

I'm curious what the respective positions of Mahayana and Theravada Buddhism means.  I got Mahayana a lot higher wherease for most people it seemed to trail after Theravada.  Anyone know?

Malthus?
Let's bomb Russia!

Ed Anger

Quote from: Octavian on May 15, 2009, 01:28:52 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on May 15, 2009, 08:57:47 AM
Quote from: Caliga on May 15, 2009, 08:53:50 AM
Ok, Brigham Young.  :rolleyes:

They had the wives thing down pretty good.

I think it gave me Mormon because I said Homos needed to be scourged from the earth and women should know their place.

Ahh that's why you also scored high on Islam

Inshallah!

They treat women right.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

citizen k

Here's my top ten:
1. Mahayana Buddhism  (100%)
2. Hinduism  (98%)
3. Unitarian Universalism  (88%)
4. New Thought  (85%)
5. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist)  (78%)
6. Taoism  (74%)
7. Liberal Quakers  (74%)
8. New Age  (72%)
9. Neo-Pagan  (71%)
10. Scientology  (69%)

MadBurgerMaker

Quote1.    Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants  (100%)
2.    Liberal Quakers (86%)
3.    Unitarian Universalism (86%)
4.    Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (81%)
5.    Reform Judaism (76%)
6.    Orthodox Quaker (75%)
7.    Eastern Orthodox (71%)
8.    Roman Catholic (71%)
9.    Neo-Pagan (71%)
10.    Scientology (70%) 
11.    New Thought (67%)
12.    Orthodox Judaism (65%)
13.    Secular Humanism (65%)
14.    Seventh Day Adventist (65%)
15.    Islam (63%)
16.    New Age (61%)
17.    Theravada Buddhism (59%)
18.    Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (58%)
19.    Hinduism (56%)
20.    Nontheist (56%)
21.    Mahayana Buddhism (55%)
22.    Sikhism (54%)
23.    Baha'i Faith (53%)
24.    Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (40%)
25.    Taoism (39%)
26.    Jainism (38%)
27.    Jehovah's Witness (28%)

Heh.


Iormlund

Now here's a surprise ... :P
Quote1.    Nontheist  (100%)
2.    Secular Humanism (100%)
3.    Unitarian Universalism (88%)
4.    Theravada Buddhism (69%)
5.    Liberal Quakers (49%)
6.    Neo-Pagan (31%)
7.    Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (25%)
8.    Taoism (18%)
9.    New Age (7%)
10.    Baha'i Faith (0%)
11.    Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (0%)
12.    Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (0%)
13.    Eastern Orthodox (0%)
14.    Hinduism (0%)
15.    Islam (0%)
16.    Jainism (0%)
17.    Jehovah's Witness (0%)
18.    Mahayana Buddhism (0%)
19.    Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (0%)
20.    New Thought (0%)
21.    Orthodox Judaism (0%)
22.    Orthodox Quaker (0%)
23.    Reform Judaism (0%)
24.    Roman Catholic (0%)
25.    Scientology (0%)
26.    Seventh Day Adventist (0%)
27.    Sikhism (0%)

Hansmeister

No surprise here:

1.  Eastern Orthodox (99%) 
2.  Roman Catholic (99%) 
3.  Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (87%) 
4.  Seventh Day Adventist (81%) 
5.  Orthodox Quaker (76%) 
6.  Orthodox Judaism (66%) 
7.  Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (61%) 
8.  Islam (60%) 
9.  Hinduism (59%) 
10.  Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (56%) 
11.  Sikhism (55%) 
12.  Jehovah's Witness (53%) 
13.  Baha'i Faith (43%) 
14.  Jainism (41%) 
15.  Liberal Quakers (37%) 
16.  Reform Judaism (34%) 
17.  Mahayana Buddhism (31%) 
18.  Theravada Buddhism (30%) 
19.  Unitarian Universalism (30%) 
20.  Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (21%) 
21.  Neo-Pagan (19%) 
22.  Nontheist (17%) 
23.  Scientology (16%) 
24.  New Age (14%) 
25.  New Thought (13%) 
26.  Taoism (13%) 
27.  Secular Humanism (11%) 

lustindarkness

This is what happens when a person does not belief and/or does not care anything:

1.  Nontheist (100%) 
2.  Secular Humanism (100%) 
3.  Theravada Buddhism (77%) 
4.  Unitarian Universalism (77%) 
5.  Liberal Quakers (43%) 
6.  Neo-Pagan (38%) 
7.  Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (20%) 
8.  Taoism (20%) 
9.  New Age (13%) 
10.  Baha'i Faith (0%) 
11.  Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (0%) 
12.  Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (0%) 
13.  Eastern Orthodox (0%) 
14.  Hinduism (0%) 
15.  Islam (0%) 
16.  Jainism (0%) 
17.  Jehovah's Witness (0%) 
18.  Mahayana Buddhism (0%) 
19.  Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (0%) 
20.  New Thought (0%) 
21.  Orthodox Judaism (0%) 
22.  Orthodox Quaker (0%) 
23.  Reform Judaism (0%) 
24.  Roman Catholic (0%) 
25.  Scientology (0%) 
26.  Seventh Day Adventist (0%) 
27.  Sikhism (0%) 
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lustindarkness

I also notice the Egyption, Greek and Roman Gods are not included. :(
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