Valmy, I guess I owe you an apology... or Belief'o'matic

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PDH

#90
May 18, 2009, 10:15:27 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on May 18, 2009, 10:09:37 AM
That and waffles, biscuits and gravy and god's gift to us all, bacon.
Baby Jesus, or Robo-Jesus (who emergeth from the lake) loves breakfast.
I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.
-Umberto Eco

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"I'm pretty sure my level of depression has nothing to do with how much of a fucking asshole you are."

-CdM

Ed Anger

#91
May 18, 2009, 10:17:47 AM
Quote from: PDH on May 18, 2009, 10:15:27 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on May 18, 2009, 10:09:37 AM
That and waffles, biscuits and gravy and god's gift to us all, bacon.
Baby Jesus, or Robo-Jesus (who emergeth from the lake) loves breakfast.

That he does, that he does.

With a side order of testifyin'.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

PDH

#92
May 18, 2009, 10:19:12 AM
The best thing about growing up Anglican was that there was far more attention put forth into the breakfasts than the mass - apathetic Catholics for the win.
I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.
-Umberto Eco

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"I'm pretty sure my level of depression has nothing to do with how much of a fucking asshole you are."

-CdM

Caliga

#93
May 18, 2009, 10:41:45 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on May 18, 2009, 10:09:37 AM
That and waffles, biscuits and gravy and god's gift to us all, bacon.

:thumbsup:

I'm pretty sure you don't have to go to a Baptist Church to get all of the above, though.  For example, there's Bob Evans.  :cool:

The other problem with your response to me is your assumption that Unitarians don't have church breakfasts.  :huh:
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PDH

#94
May 18, 2009, 10:46:30 AM
Quote from: Caliga on May 18, 2009, 10:41:45 AM
The other problem with your response to me is your assumption that Unitarians don't have church breakfasts.  :huh:
Unitarians eat sucky breakfasts, like Wheatina or Bran-cakes.
I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.
-Umberto Eco

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"I'm pretty sure my level of depression has nothing to do with how much of a fucking asshole you are."

-CdM

derspiess

#95
May 18, 2009, 10:48:46 AM
Quote from: Caliga on May 18, 2009, 10:41:45 AM
The other problem with your response to me is your assumption that Unitarians don't have church breakfasts.  :huh:

My guess is that, if they do have them, they're all vegan :bleeding:
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

Syt

#96
May 18, 2009, 11:08:23 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on May 18, 2009, 10:09:37 AM
Quote from: PDH on May 18, 2009, 10:06:17 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on May 18, 2009, 09:49:09 AM
I'll stick with lying and going to a baptist church with its Saturday breakfasts.
Pancakes?

That and waffles, biscuits and gravy and god's gift to us all, bacon.

I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein's brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.
—Stephen Jay Gould

Proud owner of 42 Zoupa Points.

Grey Fox

#97
May 18, 2009, 12:06:14 PM
Siegy needs to take this.
Colonel Caliga is Awesome.

Ed Anger

#98
May 18, 2009, 02:33:52 PM
Quote from: Caliga on May 18, 2009, 10:41:45 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on May 18, 2009, 10:09:37 AM
That and waffles, biscuits and gravy and god's gift to us all, bacon.

:thumbsup:

I'm pretty sure you don't have to go to a Baptist Church to get all of the above, though.  For example, there's Bob Evans.  :cool:

The other problem with your response to me is your assumption that Unitarians don't have church breakfasts.  :huh:

I really don't like Bob Evans.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

Valmy

#99
May 18, 2009, 04:40:26 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on May 18, 2009, 09:02:34 AM
All you fucking Unitarians suck. Goddamn pussy church.

Heathen fucks like you should burn.
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

Ed Anger

#100
May 18, 2009, 04:41:32 PM
Quote from: Valmy on May 18, 2009, 04:40:26 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on May 18, 2009, 09:02:34 AM
All you fucking Unitarians suck. Goddamn pussy church.

Heathen fucks like you should burn.

You'll burn before I will. Your church is Satan's tool.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

Valmy

#101
May 18, 2009, 04:43:58 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on May 18, 2009, 04:41:32 PM
You'll burn before I will. Your church is Satan's tool.

My Church is here to save everybody from the lies of the Trinitarian scum like you!
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

Ed Anger

#102
May 18, 2009, 04:45:58 PM
Quote from: Valmy on May 18, 2009, 04:43:58 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on May 18, 2009, 04:41:32 PM
You'll burn before I will. Your church is Satan's tool.

My Church is here to save everybody from the lies of the Trinitarian scum like you!

Let me look up my Book of Heresies and heretics book so I can properly respond.  :blush:
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

PDH

#103
May 18, 2009, 04:51:57 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on May 18, 2009, 04:45:58 PM
Let me look up my Book of Heresies and heretics book so I can properly respond.  :blush:
Psst, he is a Modalist...bloody heretics.
I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.
-Umberto Eco

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"I'm pretty sure my level of depression has nothing to do with how much of a fucking asshole you are."

-CdM

Neil

#104
May 18, 2009, 05:43:31 PM
1.  Nontheist (100%) 
2.  Theravada Buddhism (98%) 
3.  Secular Humanism (92%) 
4.  Unitarian Universalism (84%) 
5.  Liberal Quakers (58%) 
6.  Neo-Pagan (57%) 
7.  Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (48%) 
8.  Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (46%) 
9.  Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (44%) 
10.  Eastern Orthodox (44%) 
11.  Islam (44%) 
12.  Orthodox Judaism (44%) 
13.  Reform Judaism (44%) 
14.  Roman Catholic (44%) 
15.  Taoism (44%) 
16.  Mahayana Buddhism (42%) 
17.  New Thought (34%) 
18.  Scientology (34%) 
19.  Hinduism (32%) 
20.  Sikhism (32%) 
21.  New Age (28%) 
22.  Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (28%) 
23.  Jainism (28%) 
24.  Seventh Day Adventist (28%) 
25.  Baha'i Faith (24%) 
26.  Jehovah's Witness (20%) 
27.  Orthodox Quaker (16%) 

That's silly.  Scoring that high on secular humanism makes me feel ill.
I do not hate you, nor do I love you, but you are made out of atoms which I can use for something else.
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