Valmy, I guess I owe you an apology... or Belief'o'matic

Started by Martinus, May 15, 2009, 07:01:11 AM

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Valmy

Quote from: Ed Anger on May 15, 2009, 08:57:47 AM
I think it gave me Mormon because I said Homos needed to be scourged from the earth and women should know their place.

:nelson
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

Syt

I think "revere nature" means you worship it in a personified way, sask (or at least the quiz assumes that).
I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein's brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.
—Stephen Jay Gould

Proud owner of 42 Zoupa Points.

saskganesh

Quote from: Caliga on May 15, 2009, 08:57:05 AM
Quote from: saskganesh on May 15, 2009, 08:55:51 AMso if I think clean water and good  personal hygiene is very important, does that make me a Baptist?  :D
No, a Mormon.  Trust me, Baptists don't particularly value hygiene.  :(

OK. I was thinking of mass white robed dunkings in the River Jordan.
humans were created in their own image

PDH

The test said I was a doomed to be a Left-wing Hippy radical History teacher who turns wholesome American youth into communists.   :(
I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.
-Umberto Eco

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"I'm pretty sure my level of depression has nothing to do with how much of a fucking asshole you are."

-CdM

jimmy olsen

 :huh: I rejected pacifism, so how can I be an Orthodox Quaker?

Quote1.    Orthodox Quaker  (100%)
2.    Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (92%)
3.    Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (89%)
4.    Eastern Orthodox (83%)
5.    Roman Catholic (83%)
6.    Seventh Day Adventist (75%)
7.    Baha'i Faith (73%)
8.    Liberal Quakers (71%)
9.    Islam (68%)
10.    Orthodox Judaism (68%)
11.    Sikhism (65%)
12.    Reform Judaism (62%)
13.    Unitarian Universalism (61%)
14.    Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (49%)
15.    Hinduism (46%)
16.    Mahayana Buddhism (45%)
17.    Jainism (44%)
18.    Theravada Buddhism (44%)
19.    Neo-Pagan (41%)
20.    Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (40%)
21.    Scientology (39%)
22.    New Age (38%)
23.    New Thought (33%)
24.    Secular Humanism (32%)
25.    Taoism (30%)
26.    Jehovah's Witness (28%)
27.    Nontheist (25%)
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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1 Karma Chameleon point

Savonarola

Quote from: jimmy olsen on May 15, 2009, 10:35:48 AM
:huh: I rejected pacifism, so how can I be an Orthodox Quaker?


Love of oatmeal trumps pacifism. 
In Italy, for thirty years under the Borgias, they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, they had five hundred years of democracy and peace—and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock

Savonarola

1.  Orthodox Judaism (100%) 
2.  Islam (89%) 
3.  Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (89%) 
4.  Jehovah's Witness (89%) 
5.  Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (77%) 
6.  Sikhism (77%) 
7.  Baha'i Faith (74%) 
8.  Seventh Day Adventist (70%) 
9.  Eastern Orthodox (69%) 
10.  Roman Catholic (69%) 
11.  Jainism (68%) 
12.  Hinduism (60%) 
13.  Orthodox Quaker (60%) 
14.  Reform Judaism (59%) 
15.  Mahayana Buddhism (40%) 
16.  Neo-Pagan (38%) 
17.  Liberal Quakers (37%) 
18.  Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (34%) 
19.  Scientology (32%) 
20.  Unitarian Universalism (32%) 
21.  Theravada Buddhism (30%) 
22.  Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (27%) 
23.  New Age (27%) 
24.  New Thought (26%) 
25.  Nontheist (16%) 
26.  Secular Humanism (14%) 
27.  Taoism (12%) 
In Italy, for thirty years under the Borgias, they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, they had five hundred years of democracy and peace—and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock

alfred russel

Quote from: jimmy olsen on May 15, 2009, 10:35:48 AM
:huh: I rejected pacifism, so how can I be an Orthodox Quaker?


After reading your typing the last few years, I think you selected the wrong button. You are less of an Orthodox Quaker than a monkey with a keyboard.
They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety.

There's a fine line between salvation and drinking poison in the jungle.

I'm embarrassed. I've been making the mistake of associating with you. It won't happen again. :)
-garbon, February 23, 2014

Martinus

Quote from: jimmy olsen on May 15, 2009, 10:35:48 AM
:huh: I rejected pacifism, so how can I be an Orthodox Quaker?
You rejected grammar and logic, yet you can be a teacher.

The world is full of paradoxes like this!

jimmy olsen

Quote from: alfred russel on May 15, 2009, 10:57:42 AM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on May 15, 2009, 10:35:48 AM
:huh: I rejected pacifism, so how can I be an Orthodox Quaker?


After reading your typing the last few years, I think you selected the wrong button. You are less of an Orthodox Quaker than a monkey with a keyboard.
Nope, went back two pages and did them again.
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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1 Karma Chameleon point

Sheilbh

Quote1.    Reform Judaism  (100%)
2.    Unitarian Universalism (95%)
3.    Liberal Quakers (92%)
4.    Sikhism (87%)
5.    Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (86%)
6.    Neo-Pagan (82%)
7.    Islam (82%)
8.    Orthodox Judaism (82%)
9.    Scientology (82%)
10.    Hinduism (80%)
11.    Mahayana Buddhism (79%)
12.    Baha'i Faith (79%)
13.    New Thought (78%)
14.    Jainism (74%)
15.    New Age (69%)
16.    Theravada Buddhism (67%)
17.    Taoism (67%)
18.    Orthodox Quaker (66%)
19.    Secular Humanism (66%)
20.    Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (62%)
21.    Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (53%)
22.    Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (51%)
23.    Nontheist (51%)
24.    Eastern Orthodox (44%)
25.    Roman Catholic (44%)
26.    Seventh Day Adventist (44%)
27.    Jehovah's Witness (24%)
Interesting.  I'm unhappy 'neo-pagan' and Scientology are as high as they are <_<
Let's bomb Russia!

HVC

1.  Secular Humanism (100%) 
2.  Unitarian Universalism (94%) 
3.  Nontheist (80%) 
4.  Theravada Buddhism (71%) 
5.  Liberal Quakers (71%) 
6.  Neo-Pagan (62%) 
7.  Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (59%) 
8.  Reform Judaism (47%) 
9.  New Age (43%) 
10.  Taoism (42%) 
11.  Sikhism (38%) 
12.  New Thought (35%) 
13.  Scientology (35%) 
14.  Mahayana Buddhism (34%) 
15.  Baha'i Faith (32%) 
16.  Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (30%) 
17.  Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (26%) 
18.  Orthodox Quaker (26%) 
19.  Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (22%) 
20.  Eastern Orthodox (20%) 
21.  Hinduism (20%) 
22.  Islam (20%) 
23.  Jainism (20%) 
24.  Orthodox Judaism (20%) 
25.  Roman Catholic (20%) 
26.  Seventh Day Adventist (11%) 
27.  Jehovah's Witness (5%) 
Being lazy is bad; unless you still get what you want, then it's called "patience".
Hubris must be punished. Severely.

Darth Wagtaros

1. [/]Orthodox Quaker (100%) [/]
2. [/]Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (99%) [/]
3. [/]Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (96%) [/]
4. [/]Eastern Orthodox (90%) [/]
5. [/]Roman Catholic (90%) [/]
6. [/]Seventh Day Adventist (89%) [/]
7. [/]Hinduism (84%) [/]
8. [/]Liberal Quakers (70%) [/]
9. [/]Unitarian Universalism (65%) [/]
10. [/]Sikhism (65%) [/]
11. [/]Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (63%) [/]
12. [/]Baha'i Faith (59%) [/]
13. [/]Theravada Buddhism (56%) [/]
14. [/]Mahayana Buddhism (56%) [/]
15. [/]Jainism (52%) [/]
16. [/]Neo-Pagan (49%) [/]
17. [/]Orthodox Judaism (49%) [/]
18. [/]Reform Judaism (47%) [/]
19. [/]Scientology (45%) [/]
20. [/]Jehovah's Witness (44%) [/]
21. [/]New Age (42%) [/]
22. [/]Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (42%) [/]
23. [/]Islam (39%) [/]
24. [/]New Thought (39%) [/]
25. [/]Taoism (38%) [/]
26. [/]Secular Humanism (30%) [/]
27. [/]Nontheist (18%) [/]
PDH!

jimmy olsen

It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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1 Karma Chameleon point

Eddie Teach

I tinkered with mine and still got Theravada first, though not as far out in front as before(U-U at 98%).
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?