Timmay Splog Moment.

[mongers]

I'm almost timmayesque in my response to this item:

Beluga whale 'makes human-like sounds'

Researchers in the US have been shocked to discover a beluga whale whose vocalisations were remarkably close to human speech.

While dolphins have been taught to mimic the pattern and durations of sounds in human speech, no animal has spontaneously tried such mimicry.

But researchers heard a nine-year-old whale named NOC make sounds octaves below normal, in clipped bursts.
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Rest of item here, together with a recording of the sounds he's making:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-20026938

[Razgovory]

Fucking whales!  As soon as they learn to speak they'll be seducing our women!  I've seen this before.  Harpoon first and ask questions later.

[CountDeMoney]

I can't fucking wait until Nature does the right thing and whales develop opposable flippers, can hold their breath while walking upright, go ashore and beat the living fuck out of some Scandinavians.

[Neil]

Why would the whales have to hold their breath on land?  They're not fish, you know?

[HVC]

I can't fucking wait until Nature does the right thing and whales develop opposable flippers, can hold their breath while walking upright, go ashore and beat the living fuck out of some Scandinavians.

uhm, ya, you lost the right to make fun of Tyr's drunk friends

[CountDeMoney]

Why would the whales have to hold their breath on land?  They're not fish, you know?

Man, I've got to stop watching so many Romney debates.

SYRIA IS THE WHALES PATH TO THE SEA

[CountDeMoney]

I can't fucking wait until Nature does the right thing and whales develop opposable flippers, can hold their breath while walking upright, go ashore and beat the living fuck out of some Scandinavians.

uhm, ya, you lost the right to make fun of Tyr's drunk friends

I have. 

[HVC]

I can't fucking wait until Nature does the right thing and whales develop opposable flippers, can hold their breath while walking upright, go ashore and beat the living fuck out of some Scandinavians.

uhm, ya, you lost the right to make fun of Tyr's drunk friends

I have. 

it's ok, it's a confused whale

[Martinus]

Fucking whales!  As soon as they learn to speak they'll be seducing our women!  I've seen this before.  Harpoon first and ask questions later.

Judging from some people we know, they would probably just live in Alaska and post on Languish, instead.

[Eddie Teach]

If whales came on land they'd die of starvation because food no longer swam right into their mouths in sufficient quantities.

[Brazen]

I can't stop listening to it, it makes me giggle every time. It's a bit of a stretch to imagine it sounds like human speech though. Unless it's some mad old uncle trying to entertain children at a family party.

[garbon]

Why would the whales have to hold their breath on land?  They're not fish, you know?

Man, I've got to stop watching so many Romney debates.

SYRIA IS THE WHALES PATH TO THE SEA

Yeah sorry but you can't blame this one on Mitt. That's all you, brother.

[Razgovory]

I really hate whales.

[CountDeMoney]

Yeah sorry but you can't blame this one on Mitt. That's all you, brother.

Meh.

[lustindarkness]

Does it sound like this whale was stomping grapes on a platform, fell down and got the wind knocked out of it?