Colgan Air Flight 3407 crash update

[Ed Anger]

I don't Cal to be my wingman. He'll direct me to tubbos, uggos, and butterfaces.

I want to be your: Goose.

Are you: Wedge Antilles or Porkins?

An interesting question.  On the one hand, Porkins and his entire wing were annihilated.  In Wedge's case, 2 out of 3 wing members survived, but Wedge bailed on his wingmen, and only the timely intervention of Han Solo saved Luke.  Biggs wasn't so lucky.

Now, because you'd clearly be Biggs in this situation (you are definitely a beta male, as evidenced by your attraction to sub-optimal females (juveniles) and your choice of career (HR attracts mainly broken people who hate themselves and everyone else)), I would suggest that the right answer is Porkins.  If you are going to go down in flames, you want your whole party to go down in flames.  You don't seem like the type to be satisfied by hanging out at the club by yourself while the alpha male busts off a piece of ass in the back seat of your car out in the parking lot.

[jimmy olsen]

I don't Cal to be my wingman. He'll direct me to tubbos, uggos, and butterfaces.

I want to be your: Goose.

Are you: Wedge Antilles or Porkins?

An interesting question.  On the one hand, Porkins and his entire wing were annihilated.  In Wedge's case, 2 out of 3 wing members survived, but Wedge bailed on his wingmen, and only the timely intervention of Han Solo saved Luke.  Biggs wasn't so lucky.

Now, because you'd clearly be Biggs in this situation (you are definitely a beta male, as evidenced by your attraction to sub-optimal females (juveniles) and your choice of career (HR attracts mainly broken people who hate themselves and everyone else)), I would suggest that the right answer is Porkins.  If you are going to go down in flames, you want your whole party to go down in flames.  You don't seem like the type to be satisfied by hanging out at the club by yourself while the alpha male busts off a piece of ass in the back seat of your car out in the parking lot.

POTM worthy.

[garbon]

Bullshit, you can be mine.

HIGHWAY TO THE DANGER ZONE

Aren't wingmen supposed to help you look better? I'm not sure how I could help you with that.

[Neil]

Bullshit, you can be mine.

HIGHWAY TO THE DANGER ZONE

Aren't wingmen supposed to help you look better? I'm not sure how I could help you with that.

Queer Eye for the Hillbilly.

[garbon]

Queer Eye for the Hillbilly.

It seems like all those gays helped people do was turn from straight to gay.

[Neil]

Queer Eye for the Hillbilly.

It seems like all those gays helped people do was turn from straight to gay.

Fortunately for you, Fireblade's halfway there.  You people are generally quite lazy, so that should appeal to you.

[garbon]

Fortunately for you, Fireblade's halfway there.  You people are generally quite lazy, so that should appeal to you.

Why would I want him to be gay?

[jimmy olsen]

Bullshit, you can be mine.

HIGHWAY TO THE DANGER ZONE

Aren't wingmen supposed to help you look better? I'm not sure how I could help you with that.

Fireblade will look better in comparison.