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The Rumble in Columbus: Veeps Attack!

Started by merithyn, October 10, 2012, 01:11:40 PM

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derspiess

#30
October 10, 2012, 07:35:43 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on October 10, 2012, 03:48:39 PM
Prediction: Derspeiss is going to say Ryan won.

Shit, I'll go ahead and say it now if you want.
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

Caliga

#31
October 10, 2012, 07:45:18 PM
0 Ed Anger Disapproval Points

Caliga

#32
October 10, 2012, 07:50:02 PM
btw... 'rumble in Columbus'?  Isn't the debate going to be held in Danville, KY? :huh:
0 Ed Anger Disapproval Points

Ed Anger

#33
October 10, 2012, 07:52:20 PM
Quote from: Caliga on October 10, 2012, 07:50:02 PM
btw... 'rumble in Columbus'?  Isn't the debate going to be held in Danville, KY? :huh:

LOL. WOMEN. :rolleyes:
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Razgovory

#34
October 10, 2012, 07:53:25 PM
Quote from: derspiess on October 10, 2012, 07:35:43 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on October 10, 2012, 03:48:39 PM
Prediction: Derspeiss is going to say Ryan won.

Shit, I'll go ahead and say it now if you want.

You may as well.  Ryan could walk out on stage with out pants and take a big shit on the floor you'd lap it right up.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

Sheilbh

#35
October 10, 2012, 08:00:14 PM
Wow, derspiess is German :o
Let's bomb Russia!

derspiess

#36
October 10, 2012, 08:04:26 PM
:lol:  You're gross, Raz.
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

garbon

#37
October 10, 2012, 08:13:55 PM
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Razgovory

#38
October 10, 2012, 09:09:36 PM
Quote from: Sheilbh on October 10, 2012, 08:00:14 PM
Wow, derspiess is German :o

I thought that was obvious from the name.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

Count

#39
October 10, 2012, 09:16:05 PM Last Edit: October 10, 2012, 09:55:45 PM by Count
http://www.theonion.com/articles/bidens-handlers-suggesting-he-forget-the-words-pin,29870/

QuoteBiden's Handlers Suggesting He Forget The Words 'Pink' and 'Stink' Altogether

WILMINGTON, DE—While attempting to prepare the vice president for tomorrow night's debate against Rep. Paul Ryan (R-WI), Joe Biden's staff members reportedly suggested he forget the words "pink" and "stink" altogether before taking the stage. "You know what, given the context of this particular debate and everything, I think maybe it's best to avoid using the words 'pink' or 'stink' at all, and certainly never in the same sentence," longtime Biden adviser Mike Donilon was overheard telling the 69-year-old politician during debate preparations this week, also reminding him to avoid any mention of "muffs," "tang," "cooze" and to definitely not do "the shocker" hand gesture while walking to the podium. "This is a very important night for us, Joe, and if you could try to stay on message as much as possible that would be, you know, ideal. Also, don't do that thing where you smell your finger." At press time, sources said Biden had assured Donilon he would do his best, but couldn't guarantee he wouldn't "pop wood" at some point during the debate.
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jimmy olsen

#40
October 10, 2012, 09:20:10 PM
Romney's numbers continue to increase.

http://fivethirtyeight.blogs.nytimes.com/2012/10/09/oct-9-romney-erases-obamas-convention-bounce-in-forecast/#more-35789

I hope if he does manage to win it's because of an electoral vote tie 269-269. That way we can have the hilarious experience of a Romney-Biden administration.
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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merithyn

#41
October 10, 2012, 09:47:04 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on October 10, 2012, 07:52:20 PM
Quote from: Caliga on October 10, 2012, 07:50:02 PM
btw... 'rumble in Columbus'?  Isn't the debate going to be held in Danville, KY? :huh:

LOL. WOMEN. :rolleyes:

Meh. I thought NPR said Columbus and ran with it. Didn't bother to see if I'd heard right. I knew one (or two) of you asshats would enjoy correcting me. :P
Yesterday, upon the stair,
I met a man who wasn't there
He wasn't there again today
I wish, I wish he'd go away...

CountDeMoney

#42
October 10, 2012, 09:49:09 PM
Quote from: merithyn on October 10, 2012, 09:47:04 PM
Meh. I thought NPR said Columbus and ran with it. Didn't bother to see if I'd heard right. I knew one (or two) of you asshats would enjoy correcting me. :P

Don't you fret, dear.  Joe Biden loves you anyway. :hug: THATS WHAT MAKES HIM BETTER

merithyn

#43
October 10, 2012, 09:50:43 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on October 10, 2012, 09:49:09 PM
Don't you fret, dear.  Joe Biden loves you anyway. :hug: THATS WHAT MAKES HIM BETTER

Biden :wub:
Yesterday, upon the stair,
I met a man who wasn't there
He wasn't there again today
I wish, I wish he'd go away...

Sheilbh

#44
October 11, 2012, 12:13:25 AM
Incidentally I love this image of Biden terrorising the electorate, one voter at a time:
Let's bomb Russia!
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