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Started by Viking, May 14, 2009, 10:22:09 AM

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Viking

May 14, 2009, 10:22:09 AM
Norwegian guy goes out on the town in Copenhagen, gets brained by a broken bottle. Bleeding all over the place his mates get him to the hospital. He shows up at the emergency room and mumbles I'm a "hemofil" (scandaweenie for hemophiliac), nurse hears I'm a "homofil" (scandaweenie for gay). Gay guys get put in line, hemophiliacs get rushed into emergency to keep them from bleeding to death. This guy bleeds to death.

I've been saying this for years and I still mean it. The Danes need to get a spoken language.
First Maxim - "There are only two amounts, too few and enough."
First Corollary - "You cannot have too many soldiers, only too few supplies."
Second Maxim - "Be willing to exchange a bad idea for a good one."
Second Corollary - "You can only be wrong or agree with me."

A terrorist which starts a slaughter quoting Locke, Burke and Mill has completely missed the point.
The fact remains that the only person or group to applaud the Norway massacre are random Islamists.

Josquius

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May 14, 2009, 10:29:00 AM
Surely if his mates are with him they could tell the hospital this crap?
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Mr.Penguin

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May 14, 2009, 10:45:52 AM
Problem is that Norwegian is a hillbilly language spoken like a 10 year old with bracers and a swolen tongue. There is a very good chance that the nurse no matter what, could only hear him say "homofil"...

Så lær dog at tale rigtigt, fjeldaber...
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Ed Anger

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May 14, 2009, 10:47:13 AM
If only gays were marked with some sort of patch, a pink triangle or something, this might have been avoided.
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Viking

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May 14, 2009, 10:56:32 AM
Quote from: Mr.Penguin on May 14, 2009, 10:45:52 AM
Problem is that Norwegian is a hillbilly language spoken like a 10 year old with bracers and a swolen tongue. There is a very good chance that the nurse no matter what, could only hear him say "homofil"...

Så lær dog at tale rigtigt, fjeldaber...

I don't know what you said, it sounded like Ug ug gu gu ug ug
First Maxim - "There are only two amounts, too few and enough."
First Corollary - "You cannot have too many soldiers, only too few supplies."
Second Maxim - "Be willing to exchange a bad idea for a good one."
Second Corollary - "You can only be wrong or agree with me."

A terrorist which starts a slaughter quoting Locke, Burke and Mill has completely missed the point.
The fact remains that the only person or group to applaud the Norway massacre are random Islamists.

Caliga

#5
May 14, 2009, 11:16:39 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on May 14, 2009, 10:47:13 AM
If only gays were marked with some sort of patch, a pink triangle or something, this might have been avoided.
:lmfao:
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garbon

#6
May 14, 2009, 11:18:29 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on May 14, 2009, 10:47:13 AM
If only gays were marked with some sort of patch, a pink triangle or something, this might have been avoided.

Maybe straight people could wear it. I ain't gonna rock nothing so tacky as a pink triangle. :angry:
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grumbler

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May 14, 2009, 11:24:53 AM
Quote from: garbon on May 14, 2009, 11:18:29 AM
Maybe straight people could wear it. I ain't gonna rock nothing so tacky gay as a pink triangle. :angry:
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garbon

#8
May 14, 2009, 11:28:10 AM
Quote from: grumbler on May 14, 2009, 11:24:53 AM
FYPFY

I don't think so. I've encountered many gays, but not so many pink triangles.  Usually only see them as symbols for gay groups that are stuck looking at the past.  Too depressing, if you ask me; thinking about how badly people dressed. :(
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Liep

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May 14, 2009, 11:38:47 AM
Quote from: Mr.Penguin on May 14, 2009, 10:45:52 AM
Problem is that Norwegian is a hillbilly language spoken like a 10 year old with bracers and a swolen tongue. There is a very good chance that the nurse no matter what, could only hear him say "homofil"...

Så lær dog at tale rigtigt, fjeldaber...

Why would anyone shout that they were gay in such a situation (and with such an rarely used word for it)? Medical staff should be more used to people saying they were hemophilliac.
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Caliga

#10
May 14, 2009, 11:48:28 AM
Quote from: Liep on May 14, 2009, 11:38:47 AM
Why would anyone shout that they were gay in such a situation (and with such an rarely used word for it)? Medical staff should be more used to people saying they were hemophilliac.

:lol:  Good point.  It'd be like me shouting "I've got a boob fetish!" if I was rushed to the hospital after suffering a stroke, and the nurse being like "Quick, rush him to the Pervert Ward!"
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garbon

#11
May 14, 2009, 11:51:40 AM
Quote from: Liep on May 14, 2009, 11:38:47 AM
Why would anyone shout that they were gay in such a situation (and with such an rarely used word for it)? Medical staff should be more used to people saying they were hemophilliac.

Code word : I've got the AIDS!
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

The Brain

#12
May 14, 2009, 12:08:17 PM
Danes and Norwegians suck ass.
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

Viking

#13
May 14, 2009, 12:24:00 PM
Quote from: The Brain on May 14, 2009, 12:08:17 PM
Danes and Norwegians suck ass.

Ditto.
First Maxim - "There are only two amounts, too few and enough."
First Corollary - "You cannot have too many soldiers, only too few supplies."
Second Maxim - "Be willing to exchange a bad idea for a good one."
Second Corollary - "You can only be wrong or agree with me."

A terrorist which starts a slaughter quoting Locke, Burke and Mill has completely missed the point.
The fact remains that the only person or group to applaud the Norway massacre are random Islamists.

Iormlund

#14
May 14, 2009, 12:40:10 PM
Quote from: garbon on May 14, 2009, 11:51:40 AM
Quote from: Liep on May 14, 2009, 11:38:47 AM
Why would anyone shout that they were gay in such a situation (and with such an rarely used word for it)? Medical staff should be more used to people saying they were hemophilliac.

Code word : I've got the AIDS!

Leaving an AIDS patient bleeding in the waiting room doesn't make that much sense either.
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