NFL Week 2: Damned activist judges

[CountDeMoney]

  I have the game muted, but I can tell when the Lions screw up because I hear "Fuck!" from the front living room.  Look over, see a 9er running with it.

Yeah, a defender no less.  WRONG GUY MATT

[Grey Fox]

So need 71 Pts from Gore, McGhee, Ryan and Denver D to win

You're sorta stuck with the Ryan-Denver D combo.

I need Smith, Davis, and Akers to score 14 points more than Manningham in order to beat Danny Amendola.

Eh, I need a non-useless player to offset all my other useless players.

[katmai]

Thank you Lions special teams.

[MadBurgerMaker]

That was a loud one that actually made me rewind to check it out. The refs missed the end of the quarter, then flagged the Lions for something on the play that shouldn't have happened.  Oops.

[katmai]

God I love this Defense.

[Baron von Schtinkenbutt]

Eh, I need a non-useless player to offset all my other useless players.

Well, I'm having my share of useless this week, as Amendola scored more than twice the points of all four of my receivers combined.  My best receiver this week is Sproles.

[Neil]

God I love this Defense.

Yeah.  Defensive football is best football.

[Sophie Scholl]

I knew it was going to be a rebuilding year in Oakland, but... ouch.  Also, Carson Palmer needs to go back to his couch.  He's terrible.  Also, also, I have an outside shot to make it 2 weeks in a row to stage a MNF Fantasy victory.

[Grey Fox]

Eh, I need a non-useless player to offset all my other useless players.

Well, I'm having my share of useless this week, as Amendola scored more than twice the points of all four of my receivers combined.  My best receiver this week is Sproles.

Both Tom Brady & Aaron Rodgers were beaten by Christian Ponder this week.

Who would have bet on that one, eh?

[Baron von Schtinkenbutt]

Both Tom Brady & Aaron Rodgers were beaten by Christian Ponder this week.

Who would have bet on that one, eh?

What should have been the QB duel of the week for the league turned into a borderline cripple fight.

[Ed Anger]

I knew it was going to be a rebuilding year in Oakland, but... ouch.  Also, Carson Palmer needs to go back to his couch.  He's terrible.  Also, also, I have an outside shot to make it 2 weeks in a row to stage a MNF Fantasy victory.

PRYOR4MVP

[CountDeMoney]

You can always tell which stadiums are baseball stadiums, simply by the lighting on the field.  Always looks like a baseball game at Candlestick or Oakland.

[Sophie Scholl]

I knew it was going to be a rebuilding year in Oakland, but... ouch.  Also, Carson Palmer needs to go back to his couch.  He's terrible.  Also, also, I have an outside shot to make it 2 weeks in a row to stage a MNF Fantasy victory.

PRYOR4MVP

He can't be much worse than Palmer.  At least they'll know if they have a legit QB or not.  The only certain thing is that Palmer is not the future, and they're simply wasting time pretending he is.

[katmai]

Crabtree, Crabtree, Crabtree !!!

[CountDeMoney]

lol, trying to spear a sliding QB.  Typical Lions bullshit.