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Started by CountDeMoney, September 10, 2012, 10:43:12 PM

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Ed Anger

Quote from: HVC on April 30, 2013, 09:24:13 PM
I saw a oldy go into an interview with a really bad toupee. Does count as stupid stuff old people do?

Nope.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

HVC

Quote from: Ed Anger on April 30, 2013, 09:25:07 PM
Quote from: HVC on April 30, 2013, 09:24:13 PM
I saw a oldy go into an interview with a really bad toupee. Does count as stupid stuff old people do?

Nope.
what about the older lady that used to be hot but fights against reality. I work with a few. I do not want to see your wrinkly cleavage.
Being lazy is bad; unless you still get what you want, then it's called "patience".
Hubris must be punished. Severely.

CountDeMoney

I will not forget the poor kid that came in with his necktie on the outside of the shirt collar.  :lol:
Dad obviously tied it for him the night before and left it on the doorknob.  Kid was 6 shades of red when we fixed it for him.

Phillip V

Quote from: HVC on April 30, 2013, 09:27:23 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on April 30, 2013, 09:25:07 PM
Quote from: HVC on April 30, 2013, 09:24:13 PM
I saw a oldy go into an interview with a really bad toupee. Does count as stupid stuff old people do?

Nope.
what about the older lady that used to be hot but fights against reality. I work with a few. I do not want to see your wrinkly cleavage.
Oh, just flatter her. Ageing ladies can be quite helpful. :)

derspiess

Quote from: HVC on April 30, 2013, 09:27:23 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on April 30, 2013, 09:25:07 PM
Quote from: HVC on April 30, 2013, 09:24:13 PM
I saw a oldy go into an interview with a really bad toupee. Does count as stupid stuff old people do?

Nope.
what about the older lady that used to be hot but fights against reality. I work with a few. I do not want to see your wrinkly cleavage.

Wrinkly cleavage is not a good thing, but I work in a building with a bunch of older women that gave up a long time ago. They make no effort to be nice or anything. They're just old, nasty, and need to be forced into retirement.
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

HVC

Quote from: Phillip V on April 30, 2013, 09:29:13 PM
Quote from: HVC on April 30, 2013, 09:27:23 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on April 30, 2013, 09:25:07 PM
Quote from: HVC on April 30, 2013, 09:24:13 PM
I saw a oldy go into an interview with a really bad toupee. Does count as stupid stuff old people do?

Nope.
what about the older lady that used to be hot but fights against reality. I work with a few. I do not want to see your wrinkly cleavage.
Oh, just flatter her. Ageing ladies can be quite helpful. :)
your old lady boner is wrong and you should feel bad about yourself.
Being lazy is bad; unless you still get what you want, then it's called "patience".
Hubris must be punished. Severely.

Ed Anger

Quote from: derspiess on April 30, 2013, 09:30:38 PM
Quote from: HVC on April 30, 2013, 09:27:23 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on April 30, 2013, 09:25:07 PM
Quote from: HVC on April 30, 2013, 09:24:13 PM
I saw a oldy go into an interview with a really bad toupee. Does count as stupid stuff old people do?

Nope.
what about the older lady that used to be hot but fights against reality. I work with a few. I do not want to see your wrinkly cleavage.

Wrinkly cleavage is not a good thing, but I work in a building with a bunch of older women that gave up a long time ago. They make no effort to be nice or anything. They're just old, nasty, and need to be forced into retirement.

Welcome to Human Resources.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

HVC

Quote from: CountDeMoney on April 30, 2013, 09:28:20 PM
I will not forget the poor kid that came in with his necktie on the outside of the shirt collar.  :lol:
Dad obviously tied it for him the night before and left it on the doorknob.  Kid was 6 shades of red when we fixed it for him.

guy I worked with had to get the head of IT to do his tie before a meeting with all the big wigs :lol:
Being lazy is bad; unless you still get what you want, then it's called "patience".
Hubris must be punished. Severely.

HVC

Quote from: derspiess on April 30, 2013, 09:30:38 PM
Quote from: HVC on April 30, 2013, 09:27:23 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on April 30, 2013, 09:25:07 PM
Quote from: HVC on April 30, 2013, 09:24:13 PM
I saw a oldy go into an interview with a really bad toupee. Does count as stupid stuff old people do?

Nope.
what about the older lady that used to be hot but fights against reality. I work with a few. I do not want to see your wrinkly cleavage.

Wrinkly cleavage is not a good thing, but I work in a building with a bunch of older women that gave up a long time ago. They make no effort to be nice or anything. They're just old, nasty, and need to be forced into retirement.
you can look nice without trying to dress like you're still 20.
Being lazy is bad; unless you still get what you want, then it's called "patience".
Hubris must be punished. Severely.

CountDeMoney

Quote from: Ed Anger on April 30, 2013, 09:32:06 PM
Welcome to Human Resources.

The one kid I interviewed that came in with the contact email of "beavrlikr69@" on his application did not get to meet Human Resources.

DGuller

Quote from: CountDeMoney on April 30, 2013, 09:28:20 PM
I will not forget the poor kid that came in with his necktie on the outside of the shirt collar.  :lol:
Dad obviously tied it for him the night before and left it on the doorknob.  Kid was 6 shades of red when we fixed it for him.
If I ever start interviewing again, I would probably have to drive up to dad the night before to have my tie pre-tied.  :Embarrass:

Ed Anger

Quote from: CountDeMoney on April 30, 2013, 09:35:21 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on April 30, 2013, 09:32:06 PM
Welcome to Human Resources.

The one kid I interviewed that came in with the contact email of "beavrlikr69@" on his application did not get to meet Human Resources.

:lol:

Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

HVC

Quote from: CountDeMoney on April 30, 2013, 09:35:21 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on April 30, 2013, 09:32:06 PM
Welcome to Human Resources.

The one kid I interviewed that came in with the contact email of "beavrlikr69@" on his application did not get to meet Human Resources.
Brian Eavrlikr never get a interview and he never knows why.
Being lazy is bad; unless you still get what you want, then it's called "patience".
Hubris must be punished. Severely.

Ed Anger

Quote from: DGuller on April 30, 2013, 09:36:56 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on April 30, 2013, 09:28:20 PM
I will not forget the poor kid that came in with his necktie on the outside of the shirt collar.  :lol:
Dad obviously tied it for him the night before and left it on the doorknob.  Kid was 6 shades of red when we fixed it for him.
If I ever start interviewing again, I would probably have to drive up to dad the night before to have my tie pre-tied.  :Embarrass:

Just get a clip on.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

garbon

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