25 years old and deep in debt

[Ideologue]

Also, Sarah Jessica Parker was never a great beauty, but she was reasonably attractive in her day.  She's like five billion years old now.  And she was in Ed Wood.  You guys need to cut her some slack.

[garbon]

A list of dream schools?

You know what you did.

Yeah I spoke about something other than people whining about higher education.

Also, SJP isn't even 50.

[Ed Anger]

Also, Sarah Jessica Parker was never a great beauty, but she was reasonably attractive in her day.  She's like five billion years old now.  And she was in Ed Wood.  You guys need to cut her some slack.

She is a horse face.

[Ideologue]

Also, SJP isn't even 50.

She's not?  OK, reduce my enthusiasm in defending her looks by about 10%.

[garbon]

Wiki says she's 48.

[Malthus]

Also, Sarah Jessica Parker was never a great beauty, but she was reasonably attractive in her day.  She's like five billion years old now.  And she was in Ed Wood.  You guys need to cut her some slack.

Great. Late 40s is now "like five billion years old". 

[katmai]

It is okay Mal, you can be comforted by million dollar stroller.

[Admiral Yi]

Sarah Jessica Parker? I mean, sure, but she's the least attractive of the group.

The other little one.  The brunette.  The uptight one.

[Malthus]

It is okay Mal, you can be comforted by million dollar stroller.

Great, but I'm gonna need to hire someone to push me around in it, when I'm five billion years old.

Not a wetback, though. There are sunglasses to consider! 

[Ideologue]

Sarah Jessica Parker? I mean, sure, but she's the least attractive of the group.

The other little one.  The brunette.  The uptight one.

Charlotte (Kristin Davis).  Miranda (Cynthia Nixon) was pretty hot at the time too, but she's about 3.5 billion years old, as she was born back in the Pre-Cambrian, slightly predating multicellular life on Earth.

I'd have fucked Samantha (Kim Catrall) too.  There's no way that wouldn't have been fun.

[Admiral Yi]

Miranda (Cynthia Nixon) was pretty hot at the time too, but she's about 3.5 billion years old, as she was born back in the Pre-Cambrian, slightly predating multicellular life on Earth.

I always thought she looked like a slightly effeminate man.

[Ed Anger]

Ide's knowledge of that cast is suspicious.

[CountDeMoney]

Ide's knowledge of that cast is suspicious.

And you people give me shit about my viewing habits.

[Ed Anger]

Ide's knowledge of that cast is suspicious.

And you people give me shit about my viewing habits.

He is on my watch list.

[Admiral Yi]

Sarah Jessica Parker was hott enough in LA Stories.