American visitor feels unsafe in Calgary without his gun

[MadBurgerMaker]

This may be one of those rare occasions in your life when you are correct.

It's good that we agree.  The whiny bitches that are already here are annoying enough to deal with.  No sense in having yet another one cross the border.

[garbon]

Funny thing, with Americans seemingly so insecure without their guns even Marti would put them into a panic.

Of course it would.  What are we going to shoot ourselves with? 

And who would Marti tackle?

[CountDeMoney]

That dog's so dumb, he thinks the Canadian Border pays rent.



Yeah, I've OD'ing on Foghorn Leghorn lately.

[garbon]

Actually I'm thinking we should take a Languish trip up to Canada (for giggles all pack in on a greyhound). With Canadians not locking their doors and all, I'm sure we could liberate a lot of native treasures.

[Ed Anger]

Ugh, grayhound.

[MadBurgerMaker]

I've never ridden the Greyhound before.  I don't know if that needs a  or  .

[Ed Anger]

It's a 

[CountDeMoney]

It's a 

[MadBurgerMaker]

It's a 

I will continue to not ride it then.   

[garbon]

I've never ridden the Greyhound before.  I don't know if that needs a  or  .

Oh I've never either but it just seemed appropriate for our hypothetical invasion.

[FunkMonk]

I rode one to get to Atlanta once and I would have felt better if I had had a gun.

[ulmont]

I've never ridden the Greyhound before.  I don't know if that needs a  or  .

Oh I've never either but it just seemed appropriate for our hypothetical invasion.

"There ain't but 3 kinds of people ride the greyhound.  You got your drifters, your alcoholics...and your alcoholic drifters."

Having ridden the greyhound a couple of times, I can vouch for the above.

[MadBurgerMaker]

I've always imagined they would smell.  Just seems like a smelly sort of place in there.

Oh I've never either but it just seemed appropriate for our hypothetical invasion.

I'm down.  Let's do this. 

[garbon]

I mean it is a bus, so...

[CountDeMoney]

I mean it is a bus, so...

So...with enough of us, we can overtake the driver.

GARBON YOURE CROWD CONTROL