Mittenspalooza World Tour 2012: The MegaMormonThread!

[derspiess]

FWIW, my gut tells me that if the election were held today Mitt would win the popular vote

Depends.
Can dead but newly-baptized Jews vote?

Only in Chicago.  Or I guess maybe Utah

[FunkMonk]

Meanwhile California falls behind several other states.

As is usually the case.

Definitely false!

[The Brain]

False behind doesn't make sense.

[Eddie Teach]

I'm glad you're not on my side.  I don't need your whore pills.

Latex fetish?

[Sheilbh]

Boris Johnson used it in his opening speech at Hyde Park
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RphRkM94HEI&feature=player_embedded
The Romney bit is at about 50 seconds.  But much of it's worth watching especially for the joke about Greek and Spanish bailout.  Remember he's Mayor of London and possible future Tory leader (and mentioned as PM )...

[jimmy olsen]

I'm definitely not calling it for Romney at this point, but if I were on your side I'd be a little worried.

I'm glad you're not on my side.  I don't need your whore pills. And a presidential candidate with no policies other than a Nixonian Vietnamization "I'll fix the economy, but won't tell you how until I get there" approach?  Not worrisome.

Besides, if Mittens wins, it won't be through any miracle of his own;  it'll be thanks to the state level GOPtards in Ohio, Pennsylvania, Texas and Florida and the other states who've done all the advanced leg work in developing voter registration laws designed specifically to restrict and draw down the voting population.

Eh, a lot of old white republicans will probably ended up being screwed by those laws as well, so I think it could backfire on them.

[alfred russel]

Boris Johnson used it in his opening speech at Hyde Park
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RphRkM94HEI&feature=player_embedded
The Romney bit is at about 50 seconds.  But much of it's worth watching especially for the joke about Greek and Spanish bailout.  Remember he's Mayor of London and possible future Tory leader (and mentioned as PM )...

That would be awesome. Someone needs to fill the Berlusconi humor void, and as a bonus he actually seems somewhat competent.

[merithyn]

It's been nearly 4 years.

The wheels of justice turn slowly, but grind exceedingly fine.

Meanwhile California falls behind several other states.

Yes. Like Iowa.

[Viking]

Boris Johnson used it in his opening speech at Hyde Park
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RphRkM94HEI&feature=player_embedded
The Romney bit is at about 50 seconds.  But much of it's worth watching especially for the joke about Greek and Spanish bailout.  Remember he's Mayor of London and possible future Tory leader (and mentioned as PM )...

That would be awesome. Someone needs to fill the Berlusconi humor void, and as a bonus he actually seems somewhat competent.

To improve on berlusconi it is merely required not to be actively criminal; competence is not required.

[Zoupa]

Do we have to point out, yet again, that you're the one who wishes that you had my gun control, socialized medicine, fewer blacks and no Republicans?

Not at the expense of using Monopoly colored money and coins with ducks on them.  You only wish you had a passport with big eagle on it.

The one that everyone sneers at around the world?  I'll pass.

They sneer because they wish they had it.

Sure they do, little one. Sure they do. 

[Razgovory]

I'm definitely not calling it for Romney at this point, but if I were on your side I'd be a little worried.

I'm glad you're not on my side.  I don't need your whore pills. And a presidential candidate with no policies other than a Nixonian Vietnamization "I'll fix the economy, but won't tell you how until I get there" approach?  Not worrisome.

Besides, if Mittens wins, it won't be through any miracle of his own;  it'll be thanks to the state level GOPtards in Ohio, Pennsylvania, Texas and Florida and the other states who've done all the advanced leg work in developing voter registration laws designed specifically to restrict and draw down the voting population.

Eh, a lot of old white republicans will probably ended up being screwed by those laws as well, so I think it could backfire on them.

That's why you choose which counties to have it in.  You don't pick methlab land to look for voter fraud amongst the rednecks.  You look for it in the urban areas.

[Martinus]

So, Mitt is visiting Poland today. I hope he tries to tell a Polish joke.

[Martinus]

I don't think his London PR blitz will have much of an impact back home

Shocking.

Well, if so, why the hell do it? Not to mention, I'm pretty sure the soundbites of Cameron and Johnson dissing him will find a way into some Obama ad.

[Martinus]

So, the right wing Catholic group associated with PiS (and having the biggest sway among the US-based Polish immigrants) is going to call on Mitt to "help solve the Smolensk plane crash conspiracy". These guys also hate Walesa and consider him a Russian spy (Romney is meeting Walesa tomorrow) and the PO government for being traitors (Romney is meeting prime minister Tusk whom he considers - and rightly so - a conservative Atlanticist).

It's going to be fun watching Romney try to blindly navigate Polish politics' idiocy.

[CountDeMoney]

These guys also hate Walesa and consider him a Russian spy