Did Chick-fil-A Pretend to Be a Teenage Girl on Facebook?

Started by garbon, July 25, 2012, 01:31:45 PM

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Razgovory

Who ever blocked out the names, didn't do a very good job.  Possibly Melody May.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

sbr

Quote from: Admiral Yi on July 25, 2012, 02:07:09 PM
Quote from: Martinus on July 25, 2012, 02:05:14 PM
Yes. One is a cow and the other is Jon Stewart.

I'll pretend to laugh at your joke if you give me 1,000 zlotys.

You should be able to find that in your ashtray or couch cushions.

sbr

Quote from: Admiral Yi on July 25, 2012, 02:03:17 PM
The pictures look like two different people to me.

They are but the girl in yellow shows up in the Similar Images on that page.  Not sure why someone posted her pic too.

http://www.shutterstock.com/pic-3117967/stock-photo-pretty-redhead-teenager-isolated-on-white-smiling.html

Martinus

Quote from: Admiral Yi on July 25, 2012, 02:07:09 PM
Quote from: Martinus on July 25, 2012, 02:05:14 PM
Yes. One is a cow and the other is Jon Stewart.

I'll pretend to laugh at your joke if you give me 1,000 zlotys.

You would need to be cute and in your 20s. Sorry.

garbon

Quote from: Martinus on July 25, 2012, 02:27:16 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on July 25, 2012, 02:07:09 PM
Quote from: Martinus on July 25, 2012, 02:05:14 PM
Yes. One is a cow and the other is Jon Stewart.

I'll pretend to laugh at your joke if you give me 1,000 zlotys.

You would need to be cute and in your 20s. Sorry.

That'd be insufficient payment then.
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Martinus

Quote from: garbon on July 25, 2012, 02:31:41 PM
Quote from: Martinus on July 25, 2012, 02:27:16 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on July 25, 2012, 02:07:09 PM
Quote from: Martinus on July 25, 2012, 02:05:14 PM
Yes. One is a cow and the other is Jon Stewart.

I'll pretend to laugh at your joke if you give me 1,000 zlotys.

You would need to be cute and in your 20s. Sorry.

That'd be insufficient payment then.

We're having a recession.

Eddie Teach

What's the going rate for pretending to be a cute 20 something who laughs at your jokes on the internet?
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

Martinus

Quote from: Peter Wiggin on July 25, 2012, 02:44:43 PM
What's the going rate for pretending to be a cute 20 something who laughs at your jokes on the internet?

I can send you a picture of a 100 zloty note.

The Brain

What kind of company doesn't have squads of sleeper accounts on FB? Amateurs.
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

Eddie Teach

To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

Martinus

Quote from: The Brain on July 25, 2012, 02:57:34 PM
What kind of company doesn't have squads of sleeper accounts on FB? Amateurs.

One run by bible-thumping right wingers. These types are woefully oblivious to the workings of modern world. Comes with the territory.

Neil

I do not hate you, nor do I love you, but you are made out of atoms which I can use for something else.

garbon

"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

CountDeMoney

I had one of their chicken salad sandwiches today, and laughed at faggots while I ate it.

Ed Anger

Quote from: CountDeMoney on July 25, 2012, 06:58:34 PM
I had one of their chicken salad sandwiches today, and laughed at faggots while I ate it.

:)

I can't wait until I get back and just eat a nugget platter.
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