20 people shot at Batman midnight screening.

[Eddie Teach]

Now?

[katmai]

Attorney Don Karpel told TMZ that the suit will allege that the Century 16 theater, which is owned by Cinemark, was negligent for not having the exit door guarded or equipped with an alarm that would sound when it opened. (Holmes reportedly left the theater via the exit door, propped it open, and reentered with his weapons.) The suit also targets Warner Brothers, blaming their movie's violence for inspiring Holmes. Also named in the suit: suspect James Holmes' doctors, if they exist, for hypothetically not monitoring his hypothetical mental condition adequately.

[CountDeMoney]

Ah, lawyers.

[garbon]

Lawyers are the worst.

[Neil]

Wealth does not equal aristocracy.

In the modern world of rampant capitalism it does.

You're not in their class.  Sure, you do alright, but you're not rich.

All these pretentions of yours are even sadder than that one guy who is always having dinner with the ambassador.  You're hired help, and nothing more.  And you're not even part of Western civilization, no matter how many Apple products your buy.

[Barrister]

Wealth does not equal aristocracy.

In the modern world of rampant capitalism it does.

You're not in their class.  Sure, you do alright, but you're not rich.

All these pretentions of yours are even sadder than that one guy who is always having dinner with the ambassador.  You're hired help, and nothing more.  And you're not even part of Western civilization, no matter how many Apple products your buy.

For once Neil is absolutely right.

Marty, I don't begrudge you the success you've had.  Good on you!

But when you hobnob with your clients, you realize they're on a whole different world.  You are just the hired help.  And while your boss might complain if you suddenly vanished, but soon enough your files would be distributed amongst other lawyers and life would go on.

[Eddie Teach]

Well, Poland did have quite a large "aristocracy" in medieval times, he'd hardly have to be a 1%er to qualify.

[Monoriu]

While Martinus is not in the same class as most business tycoons, he is certainly a class above most office workers. 

[Darth Wagtaros]

Wealth does not equal aristocracy.

In the modern world of rampant capitalism it does.

No, no it does not. Don't say this again.

[Martinus]

I'm definitely in top 1% of Poles when it comes to person wealth.

[Neil]

I'm definitely in top 1% of Poles when it comes to person wealth.

Yeah, but globalization means that you can be a big deal in some tiny country, but still totally irrelevant.

[Darth Wagtaros]

I'm definitely in top 1% of Poles when it comes to person wealth.

This reminds me of that scene in Eurotrip when the characters wind up in Eastern Europe.

[szmik]

I'm definitely in top 1% of Poles when it comes to person wealth.

you're merely doing good, compared to most Poles, but 1%? Who the fuck are you? Ryszard Krauze? 

[Admiral Yi]

I would be very surprised if Marty wasn't in the Polish 1%. 

[HisMajestyBOB]

Fuck, I'm probably in the Polish 1%, along with most of Languish.
Including our unemployed.