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Started by Syt, May 07, 2009, 09:54:38 AM

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Syt

It's THAT time of year again where lovers of bad music and fags rejoice. :lol:

The contestants:

1st Semi Final

Montenegro: Andrea Demirovic - Just get out of my life
Czech Rep: Gipsy.cz - Aven Romale
Belgium: Copycat - Copycat
Belarus: Peter Elfimov - Eyes that never lie
Sweden: Malena Emman - La Voix
Armenia: Inga & Anush - Jan Jan
Andorra: Susanne Georgi - LA TEVA DECISIÓ
Switzerland: Lovebugs - The Highest Heights
Turkey: Hadise - Düm Tek Tek
Israel: Noa & Mira Awad - There Must Be Another Way
Bulgaria: Krassimir Avramov - Illusion
Iceland: Yohanna - Is it true?
FYR Macedonia: Next Time - Neshto Shto Ke Ostane
Romania: Elena - The Balkan Girls
Finland: Waldo's People - Lose Control
Portugal: Flor-de-lis - Todas as Ruas do Amor
Malta: Chiara - What if we?
Bosnia-Herzegovina: Regina - Bistra Voda

2nd Semi Final

Croatia: Igor Cukrov feat. Andrea - Lijepa Tena
Ireland: Sinéad Mulvey & Black Daisy - Et Cetera
Latvia: Intars Busulis - Probka
Serbia: Marko Kon & Milan Nikoli - Cipela
Poland: Lidia Kopania - I Don't Wanna Leave
Norway: Alexander Rybak - Fairytale
Cyprus: Christina Metaxa - Firefly
Slovakia: Kamil Mikul & Nela Pocisková - Let' Tmou
Denmark: Brinck - Believe Again
Slovenia: Quartissimo feat. Martina - Love Symphony
Hungary: Ádok Zoli - Dance with Me
Azerbaijan: AySel & Arash - Always
Greece: Sakis Rouvas - This Is Our Night
Lithuania: Sasha Son - Love
Moldavia: Nelly Ciobanu - Hora din Moldova
Albania: Kejsi Tola - Carry Me In Your Dreams
Ukraine: Svetlana Loboda - Be My Valentine
Estonia: Urban Symphony - Rändajad
Netherlands: The Toppers - Shine

Already qualified for the finals:
France: Patricia Kaas - Et s'il fallait le faire
Spain: Soraya - La noche es para mí
United Kingdom: Jade Ewen - It's My Time
Germany: Alex Swings Oscar Sings - Miss kiss kiss bang
Russia: Anastasia Prihodko - Mamo


There's some nice ballads in there (Poland, Israel, UK). A lot of it is crap of course. My favorite song is Cyprus' Firefly. Patricia Kaas is also pretty good; and Czechs are a fun comedy bit and probably Tamas' pick. :P

Denmark's Brinck sounds very American. Switzerland has stolen from half a dozen pop songs, it seems, esp. U2 (they are produced by the same guy).
I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein's brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.
—Stephen Jay Gould

Proud owner of 42 Zoupa Points.

Valmy

Patricia Kaas?  Woah France is going old school.
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

Syt

Quote from: Valmy on May 07, 2009, 09:58:05 AM
Patricia Kaas?  Woah France is going old school.

That song gives me goosebumps  :blush:

Still not quite as listenable as Metaxa's Firefly IMO, though.
I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein's brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.
—Stephen Jay Gould

Proud owner of 42 Zoupa Points.

Cerr

The Irish song is pretty bad. It's a very generic and repetitive pop song.

If I'm free on the night I usually skip the singing part and just watch the voting, which is alot more entertaining, predicting who each country will give their points to.  :D

Malthus

They aren't featuring that "Kenee Lee" woman.  :(
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius

Josquius

The Brit is too black thus will be hated by the Euros and hence we will once again enjoy last place  :bowler:
We should really join Italy in sitting out this crap.

QuoteIf I'm free on the night I usually skip the singing part and just watch the voting, which is alot more entertaining, predicting who each country will give their points to.  :D

Totally.

Isn't there going to be no Terry Wogan this year though? I'm sure last year was his last...or maybe its this....or my memory is so bad maybe it was even 2 years ago. Its going to suck majorly :(
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Valmy

Quote from: Syt on May 07, 2009, 09:59:16 AM
That song gives me goosebumps  :blush:

Still not quite as listenable as Metaxa's Firefly IMO, though.

Well she has been around for 25 years because she is good.
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

Neil

I blame this for inspiring American Idol.
I do not hate you, nor do I love you, but you are made out of atoms which I can use for something else.

Viking

Hoping I don't look like a lesser version of Habsburgs movie prizes....

My favourite: Germany
Iceland: Decent pop song, singer easy on the eye, and not related to me. Upper half finish.
Norway: Has been on the radio too much so I've stopped hating it... don't think 3 minutes is enough, but he's a little kid with a 1000 watt smile, it's a possible dark horse.

Other than that, the winner will be the up tempo happy song where the singer looks like he/she's having the most fun and stage while still being about to pronounce the words in english.

Which act I'd like to take to bed?: Romania, after feeding the three of them.
First Maxim - "There are only two amounts, too few and enough."
First Corollary - "You cannot have too many soldiers, only too few supplies."
Second Maxim - "Be willing to exchange a bad idea for a good one."
Second Corollary - "You can only be wrong or agree with me."

A terrorist which starts a slaughter quoting Locke, Burke and Mill has completely missed the point.
The fact remains that the only person or group to applaud the Norway massacre are random Islamists.

Syt

Btw, Germany's act will be supported on stage by Dita von Teese.
I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein's brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.
—Stephen Jay Gould

Proud owner of 42 Zoupa Points.

Liep

Quote from: Syt on May 07, 2009, 10:59:12 AM
Btw, Germany's act will be supported on stage by Dita von Teese.

Excellent.

Denmark actually fields a decent song this time. I doubt we'll go through to the finals though, the eastern conspiracy will make sure of it.
"Af alle latterlige Ting forekommer det mig at være det allerlatterligste at have travlt" - Kierkegaard

"JamenajmenømahrmDÆ!DÆ! Æhvnårvaæhvadlelæh! Hvor er det crazy, det her, mand!" - Uffe Elbæk

saskganesh

so, which country has the biggest tarts?
humans were created in their own image

starbright

Quote from: Valmy on May 07, 2009, 09:58:05 AM
Patricia Kaas?  Woah France is going old school.

Can someone translate for me: "Et s'il fallait le faire?"

Liep

First Dane is out of the compitition, next Dane is up tonight. GO DENMARK!
"Af alle latterlige Ting forekommer det mig at være det allerlatterligste at have travlt" - Kierkegaard

"JamenajmenømahrmDÆ!DÆ! Æhvnårvaæhvadlelæh! Hvor er det crazy, det her, mand!" - Uffe Elbæk

Alatriste

Quote from: starbright on May 07, 2009, 02:48:17 PM
Quote from: Valmy on May 07, 2009, 09:58:05 AM
Patricia Kaas?  Woah France is going old school.

Can someone translate for me: "Et s'il fallait le faire?"

'And if I had to' or 'And if it had to be done'

The start is

If I had to I would stop Earth
I would kill the light, that you rested sleeping
If to please you I had to raise contrary winds
In a dead desert I would find the sea




The complete lyrics:

S’il fallait le faire, j’arrêterais la terre
J’éteindrais la lumière, que tu restes endormi
S’il fallait pour te plaire lever des vents contraires
Dans un désert sans vie, je trouverais la mer

Et s’il fallait le faire, j’arrêterais la pluie
Elle fera demi-tour le reste de nos vies
S’il fallait pour te plaire t’écouter chaque nuit
Quand tu parles d’amour, j’en parlerais aussi

Que tu regardes encore dans le fond de mes yeux
Que tu y vois encore le plus grand des grands feux
Et que ta main se colle sur ma peau, où elle veut
Un jour si tu t’envoles, je suivrais, si je peux

Et s’il fallait le faire, je repousserais l’hiver
A grands coups de printemps et de longs matins clairs
S’il fallait pour te plaire, j’arrêterais le temps
Que tous tes mots d’hier restent à moi maintenant

Que je regarde encore dans le bleu de tes yeux
Que tes deux mains encore se perdent dans mes cheveux
Je ferai tout plus grand et si c’est trop ou peu
J’aurais tort tout le temps, si c’est ça que tu veux

Je veux bien tout donner, si seul’ment tu y crois
Mon cœur veut bien saigner, si seul’ment tu le vois
Jusqu’à n’être plus rien que l’ombre de tes nuits
Jusqu’à n’être plus rien qu’une ombre qui te suit

Et s’il fallait le faire