Barrister's obnoxious thread full of smug parenting stories

Started by Barrister, May 17, 2012, 02:47:49 PM

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Admiral Yi

#556
December 29, 2013, 01:55:07 AM
Perving on the daughter makes Hillary's typing magically improve.

katmai

#557
December 29, 2013, 01:58:18 AM
FFS SBR how old are you?








:P
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son

sbr

#558
December 29, 2013, 10:38:15 AM
Quote from: katmai on December 29, 2013, 01:58:18 AM
FFS SBR how old are you?








:P

43.  I started a touch early.

HVC

#559
December 29, 2013, 10:52:15 AM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on December 29, 2013, 01:55:07 AM
Perving on the daughter makes Hillary's typing magically improve.
he cut off the rest of the post. the second part was not as pervy :D
Being lazy is bad; unless you still get what you want, then it's called "patience".
Hubris must be punished. Severely.

Grey Fox

#560
December 29, 2013, 03:27:05 PM
Quote from: sbr on December 29, 2013, 10:38:15 AM
Quote from: katmai on December 29, 2013, 01:58:18 AM
FFS SBR how old are you?








:P

43.  I started a touch early.

25? Not really.

My sis in law will be 44 when her Youngest turns 18. She has 4.
Getting ready to make IEDs against American Occupation Forces.

"But I didn't vote for him"; they cried.

katmai

#561
December 29, 2013, 04:09:37 PM
He said his youngest you French idiot.
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son

Grey Fox

#562
December 29, 2013, 04:36:29 PM
Oh.

Can't read.
Getting ready to make IEDs against American Occupation Forces.

"But I didn't vote for him"; they cried.

Barrister

#563
January 09, 2014, 01:47:15 PM
Little Timmy is signed up for a skating lesson on Saturday - at the community outdoor rink.   :Canuck:

We went and bought him skates and a helmet last weekend.  He was so excited to go skating he actually had a mini-tantrum when I told him we couldn't go (besides no lesson that day, it was -25C).  But next Saturday has a projected high of -@... :) 
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Admiral Yi

#564
January 09, 2014, 01:50:35 PM
How long until you put a stick in his hands?

Barrister

#565
January 09, 2014, 01:53:07 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on January 09, 2014, 01:50:35 PM
How long until you put a stick in his hands?

He's already had a stick in his hands - in the great Canadian tradition of road hockey. :Canuck:  Which, when dealing with a three year old, just means whacking a ball around.

As to when we put stick and skates together?  Maybe next year if things go well.
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Admiral Yi

#566
January 09, 2014, 01:55:58 PM
When do you teach him to drop his gloves?  :P

derspiess

#567
January 09, 2014, 02:35:57 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on January 09, 2014, 01:55:58 PM
When do you teach him to drop his gloves?  :P

Tommy has already been practicing this :D

As ambivalent as she is about other sports, my wife really wants Tommy to play hockey for some reason.  That or tennis.
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

Ed Anger

#569
January 09, 2014, 02:37:04 PM
Wait until you see a flying wedge in kids soccer.
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