Barrister's obnoxious thread full of smug parenting stories

[sbr]

My youngest daughter turned 18 today. 

birthday pics?

NO!

[Admiral Yi]

Perving on the daughter makes Hillary's typing magically improve.

[katmai]

FFS SBR how old are you?

[sbr]

FFS SBR how old are you?

43.  I started a touch early.

[HVC]

Perving on the daughter makes Hillary's typing magically improve.

he cut off the rest of the post. the second part was not as pervy

[Grey Fox]

FFS SBR how old are you?

43.  I started a touch early.

25? Not really.

My sis in law will be 44 when her Youngest turns 18. She has 4.

[katmai]

He said his youngest you French idiot.

[Grey Fox]

Oh.

Can't read.

[Barrister]

Little Timmy is signed up for a skating lesson on Saturday - at the community outdoor rink.   

We went and bought him skates and a helmet last weekend.  He was so excited to go skating he actually had a mini-tantrum when I told him we couldn't go (besides no lesson that day, it was -25C).  But next Saturday has a projected high of -@...  

[Admiral Yi]

How long until you put a stick in his hands?

[Barrister]

How long until you put a stick in his hands?

He's already had a stick in his hands - in the great Canadian tradition of road hockey.   Which, when dealing with a three year old, just means whacking a ball around.

As to when we put stick and skates together?  Maybe next year if things go well.

[Admiral Yi]

When do you teach him to drop his gloves? 

[derspiess]

When do you teach him to drop his gloves? 

Tommy has already been practicing this

As ambivalent as she is about other sports, my wife really wants Tommy to play hockey for some reason.  That or tennis.

[Admiral Yi]

Not polo? 

[Ed Anger]

Wait until you see a flying wedge in kids soccer.